http://pressrepublican.com/0100_news/x1048515011/Principal-is-udder-hero-to-her-students

Principal delivers calf, elementary students watch/cheer.

I remember one time when my dad brought a truck load of watermelons to recess and we all cheered too.

11/7/2010 9:55:37 AM

Puns, you'll be good at them.

11/7/2010 9:58:28 AM

^^racists

11/7/2010 9:59:45 AM

My mom acted as a substitute teacher one time in elementary school, openly used the word "shit" in front of all of the students, and I suddenly became a cool kid.

[Edited on November 7, 2010 at 10:59 PM. Reason : s]

11/7/2010 10:59:32 PM

So your mother wasn't really a substitute teacher? She was just pretending to be one? Was this on a sound stage? Did you have to wear make-up? Did it cake and clump up on your face? Are you gay?

11/7/2010 11:11:19 PM

11/7/2010 11:13:59 PM

My mom brought an old school ice cream maker to school once and everyone in my class cheered, until they realized what a pain in the ass it was to make ice cream with an old school ice cream maker

11/8/2010 11:49:17 AM