walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
It seems like every week a different Facebook friend posts "I'm gay" or something similar as their status only to be followed with "[insert friend here] stole my phone" or "I stayed logged in on [insert friend here]'s computer".
When given the opportunity to hijack a friend's account, why is "I'm gay" the first thing that pops in the perpetrator's head? 11/7/2010 10:12:10 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Because, "I am a homosexual male" sounds gay. 11/7/2010 10:13:19 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
True story....
One time I threw a party, and some hooligans hopped on my computer. They went to facebook, and then posted "I'm gay" as my status.
I saw them doing this, and I asked them "why would you do that?" they had no answer. they just giggled. I kicked them out of my office, and locked the door. I didn't even bother changing the status until days later. none of my facebook friends even noticed.
I have not invited the hooligans back to my house since. It is my belief that they are still giggling to each other about silly shit to this very day. 11/7/2010 10:16:23 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Because "I am excited to have men in my life," doesn't flow as well. 11/7/2010 10:17:37 PM |
stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
I suppose next time I will go with "Will someone please anally penetrate me?" But it's so long and not nearly as catchy 11/7/2010 10:21:04 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I suppose one could write, "I, too, love dudes," assuming they know another gay person and perhaps their love is unrequited.] 11/7/2010 10:28:23 PM |
stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
Also, I think I have seen I love man meat a lot more than I am gay. 11/7/2010 10:29:25 PM |
sarijoul All American 14208 Posts user info edit post |
i haven't seen this. but i also don't have that many idiot friends. also, i don't really use facebook much at all anymore. so maybe i do have idiot friends. 11/7/2010 10:32:31 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
it's so much better to change the "Interested In" field IMO
makes it sound official 11/7/2010 10:35:12 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I think I would have chosen:
"I have a size 10 poop chute"
or maybe
"I take it in the shitter" 11/7/2010 10:36:22 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I saw a guy whose BlackBerry got hacked and then "he" posted a status update saying he loved to suck dicks, especially hairy ones 11/7/2010 10:37:32 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
lolol 11/7/2010 10:37:59 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I have actually changed my "Interested In" to correspond to what I have said on these Internets 11/8/2010 12:13:54 AM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "SIZE 10
POOP
CHUTE" |
11/8/2010 12:21:11 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
the more common measurement is number of fingers that can be stuffed in at once
like I'd need about a 5-finger-large orifice but in terms of a typical woman's fingers it's more like 6 AFAIK 11/8/2010 12:42:32 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
-walkmanfades
FINALLY, THE TRUTH!11/8/2010 12:45:31 AM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
11/8/2010 1:51:37 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
^ LOL 11/8/2010 5:32:18 AM |
Lumex All American 3666 Posts user info edit post |
I think most people can't think of something clever to say on the spot that isn't related to homosexuality. 11/8/2010 9:13:06 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
see attacking a man's masculinity is the harshest attack possible, nobody wants to be seen "like a woman" (46min in): http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/202567-1
Bishop Gene Robinson knows this well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDiNK7gEnag&p=2558D7B6E9D0E659&playnext=1&index=39 11/8/2010 9:56:43 AM |
walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "FINALLY, THE TRUTH!" |
[Edited on November 8, 2010 at 11:09 AM. Reason : s]11/8/2010 11:08:50 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When given the opportunity to hijack a friend's account, why is "I'm gay" the first thing that pops in the perpetrator's head? " |
I usually post "My feet smell " when I hijack a friend's account 11/8/2010 11:34:29 AM |