Chapter 1

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" A lot of niggas don't know how to get busy. 1:27 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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" A lot of y'all muthafuckas just throw on whatever whatever whatever and just think thats whats poppin and it's not poppin man. 1:28 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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"Yo when you step out the crib, just make sure you match. Don't be coming outside on some like you Rainbow man or something like that G. 1:29 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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" With mad different colors and shit and your gear ain't proper. You know what I mean? Make sure your swagger is up to par nahmean. You decent 1:30 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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" You ain't gotta come out looking all Super Fly and dapper and all that shit but just make sure that your gear you know...that you official! 1:31 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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" You can take the wackest gear but make sure that gear, that K-Mart gear, whatever you wearing, you official wit it. 1:32 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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"YOU bringing the steez to it. Nah mean?! 1:33 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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" Make sure your foot game is official. A bitch don't like you to step to her acting like you trying to bag her with your shoes all bent up. 1:36 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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" Or at least if your jeans is fucked up and you got a decent pair of kicks on, you might could be able to pull a bitch. She might go for it. 1:38 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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" Your hair cut game gotta be live too. 1:40 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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"Just make sure that your cut is good. If your cut is good and your kicks is good, you might could get the bitch. 1:41 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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"A lot of y'all niggas ain't LIVE. Nah mean. Out of 100 niggas it might be like 10 LIVE LIVE LIVE thats SUPER LIVE niggas! 1:43 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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"The Rest Of Y'all Niggas Is BIRD NIGGAS! Straight Up! 1:44 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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" The type of niggas that just get punched in the face all day, robbed all day. 1:45 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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" Niggas that was getting stuck for they cupcakes man back in high school, Jr High, taking your Butter crunch man we know about that shit man. 1:47 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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"Like I said, out of 100 niggas it might be like 10 LIVE niggas out of 100 niggas man and which one are YOU nigga. Point it out nigga. 1:49 PM Nov 3rd via web"

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"and is you sure about that dude! 1:49 PM Nov 3rd via web"

11/8/2010 10:59:21 AM

the fuck is this shit?

11/8/2010 11:07:06 AM

I guess Ghostface is now Canibus' fashion adviser

11/8/2010 11:07:20 AM

this thread is basically for me and kiljadn and FroshKiller

[Edited on November 8, 2010 at 12:29 PM. Reason : six inch height was the bird]

11/8/2010 12:24:47 PM

Also, BoondockSt is, and I quote:

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"The type of niggas that just get punched in the face all day, robbed all day. [sic]"

11/8/2010 12:31:05 PM

This shit is incredible.

11/8/2010 12:34:39 PM

11/8/2010 12:34:47 PM

OBSESSION

WITH

DISPLAYING

MIDDLE-CLASS

IDENTIFIERS

11/8/2010 12:40:41 PM

I about lost my shit at the cupcakes one.

11/8/2010 1:31:50 PM

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"Niggas that was getting stuck for they cupcakes man back in high school, Jr High, taking your Butter crunch man we know about that shit man."

11/8/2010 4:19:58 PM

man, I threw on Pretty Toney Saturday actually. fucking love Ghostface.

11/8/2010 4:23:22 PM

At every woman we see during the day or whatever, like: Damn, I'd fuck that. Damn, she got a fat ass. Or this and that. God damn, look, look, look... I don't know why we like to stick our dick in shit just to be sticking it in. I don't--really can't--tell you. But we just do it, and it just happens.

But realize this: You're my woman. I would never leave you. If I loved you like that, I would never leave you for another woman. I never did that before in my life, and I'd never do that. Because I love you so much--there's a reason why I'm wrapped up in you, whether it's our history or whether it's our connection.

But if I fucked that chick over there, remember that's just a fuck. You know what I mean? I know some of you be like, so why you keep her around then? Why you got her number--her number and this, that, and the third.

It's like, yo, I guess just to keep the shit and just fuck her.

11/8/2010 5:13:53 PM

The K-Mart one made me laugh hard.

11/8/2010 6:02:26 PM

11/8/2010 6:07:36 PM

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"A lot of y'all muthafuckas just throw on whatever whatever whatever and just think thats whats poppin and it's not poppin man."

11/8/2010 6:16:11 PM

He speaks the damn troof.

11/9/2010 12:01:32 AM

Wiz #1: I fucks bitches, and y'all other bitches need to dill wid it.

Younahmean?

Wiz #2: Be careful of them Fatal Attraction bitches.

Younahmean?

Wiz #3: Take yo bitch to the beach and eat her pussy and shit.

Younahmean?

Wiz #4: Bitch talk back and buy too much shit....then she cheatin'.

Younahmean?

Wiz #5: Bitch don't cook or clean, then she spoiled--even if she fuck you good.

Younahmean?

Wiz #6: If a bitch fuck three dudes in a year, I can't make a bitch like that my bitch.

Lazy bitches make us eat cereal and be giving us diabetes cuz they too lazy to make us eggs.

Younahmean?

Wiz #7: When yo bitches bump heads, pick the one you love the most and stay by her.

Younahmean?

11/9/2010 1:38:39 AM

I'm confused, is this another thread where one black guy tries to perpetuate all stereotypes about all black people ever? Because last time I went to a theater the black guy behind me was trying to do the same.

11/9/2010 1:43:15 AM

I thought this was the thread where white people act like they feel what these negroes be puttin down.

11/9/2010 6:56:51 AM

I see.

11/9/2010 7:05:13 AM

You are both dumb.

11/9/2010 8:53:34 AM

ADD TO MY TOPICS

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"# Funky ass niggas man, not washing ya ass and shit. It's time to get up with some new ideas. Y'all niggas don't even know how to invent shit. 3:47 PM Nov 1st via web"

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 9:11 AM. Reason : .]

11/9/2010 9:02:18 AM

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"Make sure your foot game is official. A bitch don't like you to step to her acting like you trying to bag her with your shoes all bent up."

TRUE TO LIFE

11/9/2010 9:23:48 AM

I could listen to Ghostface talk all day, he is one of the funniest dudes out there. Might be the most under-rated rapper/storyteller ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqWDg9KCGpI&feature=related

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 10:09 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/9/2010 10:05:26 AM

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"Peace."

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"Be careful you know I mean whatever whatever to each his own but that milk that coffee hot chocolate and shit, milk shakes..."

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"Son you'll fuck around and be shitting on yourself if you got somewhere to go thats mad important man."

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"I'm telling you G, don't just get up and act like you drinking some milk nigga and you bout to bounce."

11/15/2010 2:13:03 PM

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"Im tellin yall man. When yall get up in the mornin man, don't just brush your teeth man scrub your tongue."

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"Scrub that fuckin Halitosis off that fucking tongue of yours. Word up! This is real talk right here. Tony from New York."

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"Scrub your tongue man, thats where all your bad breath, your little fuckin corroded bacteria be runnin around tap dancing on yall fuckin"

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"tongue at night son. Word up. Dried up food nigga! Niggaz got that food tongue, wake up mouth smellin like shit son."

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"Cuz its all in your mouth son. It's growin on that shit. Nahmean. Scrub that shit son."

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"Put some toothpaste on that shit, brush your teeth and scrub your tongue man. Scrub ya lips, all that shit man I don't give a fuck."

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"Stick the toothpaste toothbrush down your fuckin throat if you have to my nigga! Word up! Get that shit up off there. Thats not nice!"

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"Thats not a good look. Brush your fuckin teeth everyday cuz your mouth, y'all might not can't smell it but yall shit smelling like mad shit!"

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"Brush your fuckin teeth man, do it hard man. Brush them shits til your gums bleed my nigga! Do something man."

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"Swallow a box of baking soda and peroxide!"

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"Mattafact this how you do it, brush your teeth, throw some listerine in there too at the same time man.Your shit gon be on fire but it work!"

12/8/2010 1:02:03 PM

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"Yo all y'all niggas thats out there buying y'all jewels from the back of The Source need to sit the fuck down!"

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"Y'all making the jewelry game fucked up right now! And Y'all Source niggas for putting that shit in the back of The Source."

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"Y'all niggaz man. Every rapper wanna be a rapper wit it. You automatically gotta have a chain. Thats what make you a rapper."

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"Nah mean. Fuck that chain shit man If your jewels ain't princess cut, invisible set or whatever son,"

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"Your shit is blingin like the disco ball in the club, if your shit ain't doing that...sit that bull shit down!"

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"You gon get killed for nothing. You gon die for nothing nigga. Know what I mean? You gon get stuck for nothing!"

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"Nigga go to cash in your little bullshit jewels your shit worth like 5 dollas. Nah mean, those stones ain't real son!"

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"Do it BIG! When you do it it man, if you doing BIG THINGS, when you do it BIG you gon do it BIG man."

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"Nobody want to see no cloudy shit around here son. Nobody want to see rocked up cigarette smoke son. Nah mean? Thats cloudy shit."

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"Changing the forecast with that shit. Nah mean. The sun was just in here...you gon come with the cloudy shit."

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"Ain't right man, you ain't right. You fucking the game up with that shit man. Do it BIG when you do it stay out the back of The Source nigga"

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"Word Up. And stop robbin them bullshit niggas for they little bullshit jewels cause it don't amount to nothin nigga."

12/8/2010 1:04:40 PM

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"Y'all niggaz that be fuckin with that bird bath shit thinkin y'all clean, like you just gonna go in the bathroom & wash your nuts your face"

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"Thats not cleaning yourself. I don't give a fuck how much soap you put on your little bird ass chest nigga. It ain't working my nigga."

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"Nah mean, get your ass in the shower son. Get between your toes nigga. Wipe your ass nigga."

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"And when you get in the shower for niggas that don't know how to take showers, wash your fuckin face first man. THEN wash your nuts."

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"Don't wash your nuts and then wash your face. You feel me! You goin' backwards. A lot of y'all niggas ain't know that shit! Nah mean."

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"And scrub hard! Scrub your balls hard nigga, scrub your little dirt off your ankles that when you was a lil kid u couldn't get em off & shit"

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"Shit kept sticking there even tho how hard you tried haha. For y'all niggas that got that shit, y'all niggas ain't clean man. Word up man!"

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"And have a bitch getcha back. Cuz your back is dirty son! The back of your ass and the back of your back. Scrub that shit nigga."

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"Clean your ass with the best soap. The best soap from the heavens above nigga. That's Dove!"

12/14/2010 1:06:41 PM

Dove really is the best soap

12/14/2010 2:23:57 PM

DON'T WANT THAT ASHEY FEELING

12/14/2010 2:25:11 PM

Dove floats, nigga.

12/14/2010 3:04:40 PM

[Edited on December 14, 2010 at 3:20 PM. Reason : No smokin' alarms]

12/14/2010 3:13:39 PM

This thread convinced me to follow him. I'm on the verge of unfollowing because lately it's an endless stream of promos for every Wu-related project in the universe. Same reason I unfollowed 9th Wonder's boring ass.

[Edited on December 14, 2010 at 5:36 PM. Reason : but the Dove tweet made me lose my shit]

12/14/2010 5:36:25 PM

its like watching ghostface tv. every once in a while they have to stop and pay the bills.O

[Edited on December 16, 2010 at 1:29 PM. Reason : also they come in sporadic bursts.]



[Edited on December 16, 2010 at 1:30 PM. Reason : APOLLO KIDS IN STORES NEXT WEEK]

12/16/2010 1:28:36 PM

while we're at it...

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"After releasing offbeat R&B exploration "Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City" last year, Wu-Tang Clan MC Ghostface Killah returns to creating pummeling street rap with "Apollo Kids," his ninth studio album set for a Dec. 21 release. Taking its title from a track on his 2000 classic "Supreme Clientele," the album finds the rapper (real name: Dennis Coles) once again relying on his obtuse wordplay and delicious soul samples. "Apollo Kids" also boasts impressive roster of guest rappers, including Busta Rhymes, the Game, Jim Jones and more than a few of Ghost's Wu-Tang brethren. They all add to the rap-for-rap's-sake vibe of the album, with tracks like "Superstar" and "Starkology" featuring little more than a few flowing verses and a grimy beat to match. Before the album is released next week, check out Billboard.com's take on each of the 12 songs on Ghostface's latest effort. 1. "Purified Thoughts" (featuring Killah Priest and GZA) "Apollo Kids"'s opening track and the first of its many posse cuts features an aching soul sample that asks, "Am I a good man?" Ghostface jumps on the dark track and spits in a deep, gruff voice, while Killah Priest later unravels the tongue-twisting line, "Gravity grabbin' me, gradually draggin' me through hell's cavity/This is blasphemy, I fell where the jackals be." 2. "Superstar" (featuring Busta Rhymes) Ghostface shifts from somber to superfly on "Superstar," his funky collaboration with Busta Rhymes collaboration that showcases the Wu-Tang MC's off-the-wall wordplay. "Mink coats! Rock diamond wristlets!/Bankroll's so thick I don't need a wish list," Ghostface raps over a thick bass line and quick electric guitar lick. 3. "Black Tequila" (featuring Cappadonna and Trife) Even before Ghostface and his two cohorts, Trife and Cappadonna, arrive on "Black Tequila," Frank Dukes' vibrant production, which hinges on pounding snare hits and wonky guitar parts, establishes the Latin-tinged track as an early highlight. The trio of rappers feed off of each other's chest-thumping swagger on the track, but Trife's violent storytelling remains the most captivating. 4. "Drama" (featuring Joell Ortiz and the Game) "Drama," the longest track on "Apollo Kids" at only 4:28, recalls Ghostface's meticulously plotted "Fishscale" track "Shakey Dog" by offering a winding narrative of drugs and violence -- as the Game calls it, "Wu-Tang Sopranos." Treating the song like a campfire story, Ghostface, Joell Ortiz and the Game spin a yarn about calculating gangsters, kitchens full of cocaine, and exacting revenge at a Burger King drive-through window. 5. "2getha Baby" Ghostface's first solo track on "Apollo Kids" is simple and head-knocking, with a buttery sample breaking up the rapper's boasts and sexual innuendos. Once again, the MC's loose, uncluttered rhymes shine through, with an opening line like "It's Tone, crispy like a pair of headphones/Used to play the 280 party rec rooms/Now I play the big spots all in the city/Spraying champagne, scoping out bitties" immediately grabbing the listener's attention. 6. "Starkology" In just two minutes and 25 seconds, Ghostface spearheads an adrenaline rush of a track that plays off his prominent qualities. "Starkology" lets the percussion stay out of the way of Pretty Toney's flow, with only a few second-long DJ scribbles breaking up the rapper's whacked-out musings. 7. "In Tha Park" (featuring Black Thought) Staten Island meets South Philly as Ghostface welcomes the Roots MC Black Thought on this guitar-driven track. Instead of delivering his verse with his typically measured flow, Thought matches Ghost's hard-edged braggadocio and drops out-of-character declarations like, "You don't like how I'm living? Well, fuck you!" 8. "How You Like Me Baby" "How You Like Me Baby" plays out like a distant cousin of "Big Doe Rehab" track "Walk Around," in which the rapper uses a mid-tempo R&B hook as a springboard to his rough-and-tumble rhyming. The track features slick production from Pete Rock as well as a bridge in which Ghostface forgoes any outside singing help and belts out a few bars by himself. 9. "Handcuffin' Them Hoes" (featuring Jim Jones) "Apollo Kids" is full of Ghostface's romantic recountings and bedroom achievements, but "Handcuffin' Them Hoes," featuring Dipset rapper Jim Jones, is a full-on celebration of women. "I gets my love game on, without a doubt," Ghost snarls before describing how he constantly has too much money to fit in his jeans. 10. "Street Bullies" (featuring Sheek Louch, Wiggs and Sungod) Ghostface Killah caps off "Apollo Kids" with a trio of songs featuring three other rappers, the first showcasing recent tour mate Sheek Louch, Wiggs and Ghostface's son, Sungod. On "Street Bullies," the three MCs perform admirably over a beat punctuated by a piercing female vocal sample; sadly, Ghostface opts to simply rap the chorus instead of laying down a few bars. 11. "Ghetto" (featuring Raekwon, Cappadonna and U-God) Wu-Tang Clan members Raekwon, Cappadonna and U-God drop by to each lend a quick verse to this track, which chronicles the rappers' hardships while growing up. With its snare rolls and grooving guitar, "Ghetto" wouldn't be out of place on Raekwon's 2009 triumph, "Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, Pt. 2." 12. "Troublemakers" (featuring Raekwon, Method Man and Redman) The three principles of this year's "Wu Massacre" album, as well as an effervescent Redman, close out "Apollo Kids" on a high note. Like any classic Wu-Tang cut, "Troublemakers" is a cohesive mixture of many styles: Raekwon's detailed storytelling, Ghostface's unfiltered danger, Redman's animated drug rhymes and Method Man's cold intensity."

12/16/2010 1:32:40 PM

^ leaked btw

12/17/2010 10:56:53 AM

i have written down on my hand to dl this when i get home.

12/17/2010 10:58:00 AM

12/17/2010 11:30:30 AM

why you keep posting his picture? you got a mancrush on this guy?

12/17/2010 2:05:59 PM

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"I about lost my shit at the cupcakes one."

12/17/2010 2:11:53 PM

12/17/2010 5:02:20 PM

who is this Tony Starks character

12/17/2010 5:07:21 PM

theodore unit

12/17/2010 6:18:09 PM

what is this thread?

12/17/2010 6:42:06 PM

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LOL

[Edited on December 18, 2010 at 1:12 PM. Reason : lol]

12/18/2010 1:12:22 PM

oh fucking thank christ he made a hashtag for this shit

#GFKWordsOfWisdom WORD UP

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