Yesterday some coworkers and I went to Hooter's for lunch. The place was packed and the first table that came open was the big table in front that seats about 12 people. There were only 3 of us, so I felt a little strange sitting at a table that size for so few people. I suggested to our group that since the place was packed and we had extra seats that the next people that came in we would offer to let them sit with us. No one opposed, so when this group of 6 people came thru the door, 3 guys and 3 women, guys in thier mid and upper 40's and women in thier 30's, I asked them if they would like to share our table, they accepted. Didnt think much more about it, we were all sitting there my groups food came first since we ordered first and as I was eating the woman sitting one chair over from me started some innocent small talk conversation. Thier food came shortly afterwards, and during the frenzy of the food being placed on the table and everyone pre-occupied by the Hooter's girls, I feel a hand touch my leg. I looked down to see this lady slidding me her buisness card. I grabbed the card and looked over to her. She was conversing with the guy sitting next to her, but he was more interested in his food and the orange shorts to notice her passing me her card, so I knew it was a hush situation.

Once I returned to work, I pulled her card out and proceded to email her. I found out during this email conversation that the guy sitting next to her is someone she has been seeing for a month or two, and is wanting to break it off. Her reasoning was typical of girls I've ran across in the past in the same situation, doesnt listen to her, bad in bed, doesnt satisfy her emotionally or sexually, treats her like proptery, not a person, etc... Also in this conversation she reveals that she is 34 years old, divorced 8 years ago, has a daughter 11 years old, has a good job, house in the Heights (upper middle 200k neighborhood), drinks beer, and likes to deer hunt. I in return reveal my current situation, daughter, divorced, seeing someone, good job, etc. The rest of the day, just goes along with general chat, bla, bla, bla.

This morning when I get to work at 7:00, I have an email from her that was sent at 4:45 yesterday asking if I would like to meet somewhere for some drinks after work. Well since I work from 7 to 4 and she works from 8 to 5, and this wasnt discussed during our earlier emails, I didnt get it until this morning. I replied with "Sorry I didnt get this until this morning, but I would had loved to have met for drinks." At 8:02 this morning she replies with "Its ok, maybe another day." We continue our normal chatting, but its getting a little more flirtatious, when all of the sudden I get this email from her, (start from the bottom), I'll update after lunch, and Im trying to get a picture of her.

From: Sherri ********* [mailto:Sherri******@*****.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:24 aM
To: **** *******
Subject: RE:

LOL. Its your humor that drives me crazy.

Sherri********
Executive Coordinator
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From: ******** [mailto:*********@******.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:24 PM
To: Sherri ********
Subject: RE:

I wont either...LOL


From: Sherri ********* [mailto:Sherri******@*****.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:23 aM
To: **** *******
Subject: RE:

Oh, I wont be wearing panties. ;-)

Sherri********
Executive Coordinator
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From: Sherri ********* [mailto:Sherri******@*****.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:23 aM
To: **** *******
Subject: RE:

Yes, just come pick me up at 11:30, Im sure we can find a place to go.

Sherri********
Executive Coordinator
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From: ******** [mailto:*********@******.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:22 PM
To: Sherri ********
Subject: RE:

Are you thinking what Im thinking?


From: Sherri ********* [mailto:Sherri******@*****.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:21 aM
To: **** *******
Subject: RE:

Something reeeeaaally crazy fun.

Sherri********
Executive Coordinator
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From: ******** [mailto:*********@******.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:20 PM
To: Sherri ********
Subject: RE:

Sure, What do you have in mind?



From: Sherri ********* [mailto:Sherri******@*****.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:18 aM
To: **** *******
Subject: RE:

You want to have some fun today for lunch? ;-)

Sherri********
Executive Coordinator
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11/9/2010 2:02:16 PM

Sexy e-mails on company time is never a good plan, just ask djeternal

11/9/2010 2:04:53 PM

gonna end w/ me not reading that

11/9/2010 2:04:54 PM

gonna end w/ me not reading that

11/9/2010 2:05:25 PM

sounds awesome


but could also end with you tied to the bedpost and her running out the door with your wallet

11/9/2010 2:05:41 PM

or kidney

11/9/2010 2:05:57 PM

WONT END WELL!

post them pictures for entertainment!

11/9/2010 2:06:02 PM

Won't end well.


Still want to read and see pictures though.

11/9/2010 2:06:50 PM

ahah good luck man

11/9/2010 2:07:17 PM

Ok, I read this expecting something interesting. What I got was high school grade sexual vapidity.

11/9/2010 2:08:12 PM

she could be a russian spy?

11/9/2010 2:08:32 PM

a bang lunch....I like the concept.

11/9/2010 2:08:48 PM

Sherri McKinley

11/9/2010 2:08:58 PM

godspeed buddy

11/9/2010 2:08:58 PM

Ok, I read this expecting something interesting. What I got was high school grade sexual vapidity.

11/9/2010 2:09:09 PM

just get tested after youre done

11/9/2010 2:09:21 PM

Go for it, playa! We are gonna need pics of her and you are going to have to let us know how everything goes.

I'd just advise that you don't do that kind of thing on a company email.

11/9/2010 2:09:25 PM

It already ended/will end soon for her....wont end well for you!

11/9/2010 2:09:49 PM

It'll end when you go back to Hooters and some other middle-aged paid-less-than-a-man with the same job dame slides you her business card and you decide to pursue that.

Don't worry about this bitch. If you ever want to break it off with her, you know what to do. The guy she was with at Hooters basically provided the blueprint.

Quote :

"doesnt listen to her, bad in bed, doesnt satisfy her emotionally or sexually, treats her like proptery, not a person, etc"

11/9/2010 2:10:06 PM

gonna end w/ me not reading that

11/9/2010 2:10:56 PM

skeet in her face at "lunch" tomorrow

11/9/2010 2:13:15 PM

So instead of just hooking up with the person you're seeing now you feel the need to brag about your exploits with a Hooters skank? Nice.

11/9/2010 2:15:03 PM

gonna end w/ me not reading that

11/9/2010 2:16:13 PM

didn't read it.

11/9/2010 2:16:27 PM

she's got herpes

11/9/2010 2:16:37 PM

fuck yeah i love erotica. add to my topics




she's in it for the clandestine thrill, go for it.

11/9/2010 2:16:44 PM

well, it was fun, and you all are right it probably wont end well. i did get her to send me a picture, i cant decide if its a duckface or what...crazy bitches...

11/9/2010 2:16:48 PM

she's had months to take a better picture than that.

11/9/2010 2:17:21 PM

NICE!! this is surely to work out well!

11/9/2010 2:17:35 PM

Quote :

"she's had months to take a better picture than that. "

yea thats what im thinking...she still looks like that for the most part.

11/9/2010 2:18:51 PM

so where did you go park the car?

11/9/2010 2:19:26 PM

Quote :

"Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:20 PM To: Sherri ******** Subject: RE: Sure, What do you have in mind? From: Sherri ********* [mailto:Sherri******@*****.com] Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:18 aM"

11/9/2010 2:21:00 PM

this happened to my friend George Costanza once on the subway.

11/9/2010 2:21:19 PM

haha, its a truck, and we went to an empty floor of the parking garage...

how did you know?

11/9/2010 2:21:44 PM

So...raccoon eyes, eh? Why do women do that look with the orange skin? I will give her props because forward women like that scare me. I would also be afraid she was not clean in the yes yes area but that is just me.

11/9/2010 2:22:21 PM

eh, you could do a whole lot worse...fire one out on her (if that hasn't been done already), and then cut ties if necessary.

11/9/2010 2:23:35 PM

If it makes you feel better the first thing I thought when I saw the pic was batshit crazy!

11/9/2010 2:24:22 PM

i dont care about her racoon eyes as i'm beating her out the frame from behind in the back of her toyota highlander

11/9/2010 2:25:36 PM

Jeepin4x4 also likes pretty women with orange skin.

11/9/2010 2:27:55 PM

Quote :

"So...raccoon eyes, eh? Why do women do that look with the orange skin? "

This, plus her being this, uh, adventurous, is all the evidence I need to write her off as a former college cumdumpster

However, this story gets a solid 8/10 with a potential to get to 10/10 if it continues in development on TWW, ala the djeternal saga.



[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 2:29 PM. Reason : lkj]

11/9/2010 2:28:23 PM

HIT IT AND QUIT IT

11/9/2010 2:29:37 PM

Quote :

"YES YES AREA"

11/9/2010 2:29:52 PM

LOL here goes, where do you girls get this script...

Quote :

"From: Sherri ********* [mailto:Sherri******@*****.com] Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 1:24 pM To: **** ******* Subject: lunch Ive been thinking about lunch today, and Im not sure what came over me. I hope you dont think bad of me for being like that, but I really needed that. ;-) Had a blast, XOXO Sherri******** Executive Coordinator ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••"

11/9/2010 2:30:28 PM

Quote :

"someone she has been seeing for a month or two"

Quote :

"bad in bed"

if youre thinking relationship GTFO

however, if youre thinking to just get some, SCORE!

11/9/2010 2:30:51 PM

so what's an executive coordinator anyway, fancy title for a secretary?

i don't understand why he needed this strange when he's evidently getting some other broad on a steady basis

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : lkj]

11/9/2010 2:31:44 PM

relationship, nooo way
score, hell yes

11/9/2010 2:32:02 PM

Quote :

"Sexy e-mails on company time is never a good plan"

11/9/2010 2:32:40 PM

Its going to end with your dick laying in an empty gas station parking spot.

11/9/2010 2:34:37 PM

so whats the djeternal story?

11/9/2010 2:37:13 PM

why are you asking how it WILL end up if you already did it?

it will end up with her becoming stalkerish, bugging the shit out of you at work, and ultimately going batshit on you.

11/9/2010 2:38:05 PM