...what's the longest you've gone without release, by any means?

I'm talking self masturbation, mutual masturbation, handjobs, blowjobs, consensual sex, rape, gay sex, prostate milking, etc. Any and all methods of ejaculating counts here.

Mine is just about 2 months, when I got mono Jr. year. I had no sex drive whatsoever. Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Natalie Portman, Nelly Furtado, April Buchanon, Robin Scherbatsky and Leighton Meester could've sat on my floor and had an 8-way with a pirate ship wheel and I would've barely drawn wood.


Girls, you can play too, but with the caveat that you have to include all sexual behavior whatsoever, because no one knows or cares whether you actually came or not.

11/11/2010 3:03:37 PM

i haven't been able to since i heard you're not black

11/11/2010 3:05:06 PM

I'd have to say about a week

11/11/2010 3:05:39 PM

3 days, maybe?

11/11/2010 3:06:21 PM

6 weeks

that sucked

11/11/2010 3:07:53 PM

Probably about a month, back when I broke my fappin' arm. Sure, I could have used my other hand, but that would have been like cheating

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11/11/2010 3:10:52 PM

Probably 10 or 11 weeks?

(Thanks, Army...)

11/11/2010 3:13:45 PM

I doubt I've ever gone longer than a few days.

11/11/2010 3:18:22 PM

11/11/2010 3:18:43 PM

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"could've sat on my floor and had an 8-way with a pirate ship wheel and I would've barely drawn wood. "

ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhhahah

11/11/2010 3:36:07 PM

lulz

11/11/2010 3:39:22 PM

40 days back in high school

11/11/2010 3:40:50 PM

Not more than a few days. If it was ever a week I don't remember.

It's kind of sad when I think about it. I know it's similar for most guys, but... just seems odd.

11/11/2010 3:41:12 PM

i can't remember. i've gone a few weeks here and there. i'm sure i've gone a couple months at some point but i do not recall

11/11/2010 3:44:01 PM

like a week.

11/11/2010 3:44:03 PM

Most recently I went for four days, but I started getting headaches. The male body wants to get laid. A lot.

11/11/2010 5:21:53 PM

years

11/11/2010 5:24:10 PM

About a week or so. I see no reason to push myself.

11/11/2010 5:25:18 PM

8 1/2 weeks....yay basic training.

11/11/2010 5:25:56 PM

Am I the only one that starts having wet dreams if I don't bust a nut after like a week?

11/11/2010 5:30:52 PM

I have never had a wet dream, even before I started jerking off

11/11/2010 5:32:47 PM

I think a month, probably longer

11/11/2010 5:33:13 PM

a fortnight

11/11/2010 5:49:51 PM

I've gone maybe five days.

^^^me neither

11/11/2010 5:57:04 PM

Maybe a week

or 2 days

11/11/2010 5:59:45 PM

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"because no one knows or cares whether you actually came or not."

lol.

I think in high school I watched that movie "40 days and 40 nights" and I thought that'd be a cool thing to try to do. I wrote in my notebook every day at school when I didn't get any or beat it myself, and I'm pretty sure I got to like 11 or 12 days before my girlfriend thought it was a terrible idea. pretty sure she blew me and i nutted in like 6 seconds.

11/11/2010 6:40:41 PM

I've been yanking it ever since I knew what my peter was. Probably about a month is the longest.

11/11/2010 6:40:41 PM

I think 3 weeks

11/11/2010 8:45:12 PM

Quote :

" i can't remember. i've gone a few weeks here and there. i'm sure i've gone a couple months at some point but i do not recall "

11/11/2010 8:48:21 PM

maybe a month

11/11/2010 8:54:05 PM

I think I went about 1.5 months my freshman year. I had a long distance girlfriend and a roommate who literally never left the room. Being the shower wank hater that I am, it didnt happen for quite some time. It wasnt nearly as dramatic as I expected though -- a good 4-5 days seems to max out the ropes I produce.

11/11/2010 8:55:00 PM

Quote :

"a good 4-5 days seems to max out the ropes I produce."

11/11/2010 9:35:58 PM

13 years 4 months and 3 days

stupid puberity

11/11/2010 9:43:50 PM

^^lol it's not like he's peter north...right

^this thread is not about when you reached puberty
although to continue the derailment, that's about how old I was when I started rubbing it and getting it hard, but I didn't ever make it to the finish and start shooting off for another couple years, until early 2000

11/11/2010 9:48:59 PM

I would venture a guess of about 5 days.

11/11/2010 9:52:09 PM

If it weren't for one fateful school bus ride in 8th grade when I overheard someone yell "HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO MASTURBATE LOLOL" and then proceeding to give simple instructions, it may have been a while before I knew about it.

11/11/2010 9:59:41 PM

I used to think that the point of masturbation was getting your dick hard, which even at 11 happened on the regular anyway

then I learned how it was connected to ejaculation, but I guess I just didn't have a huge sex drive because I didn't develop the stamina to finally shoot off until I was 15

11/11/2010 10:15:51 PM

3-4 days probably

11/11/2010 10:18:23 PM

i'm goin on 2 weeks right now. Earlier this fall i went probably a month.

11/12/2010 12:00:10 AM

stupid puberity

11/12/2010 12:05:06 AM

I thought it fell off if you didn't do it daily

11/12/2010 12:12:01 AM

Quote :

"I used to think that the point of masturbation was getting your dick hard, which even at 11 happened on the regular anyway"

lol.. i used to look at porn when i was like 10-12 just to get hard, and then just like... put it away.. i thought i had reached the end result of the whole process. took me til i was about 12 to figure out what the point was

11/12/2010 12:18:08 AM

^^ But it gives you hairy hands if you do it daily.

11/12/2010 12:19:53 AM

^^^I end up doing it less than once per day on average, and the most I've ever done in a day was twice

^rofl, it's more like the time when a guy starts jerking off is around when hair starts growing on his hands

11/12/2010 12:22:51 AM

when I was a hardcore Christian, I swore a private vow to God that I wouldn't jerk off before August...I think it was like July 7

I downloaded a bunch of porn on the night of July 31st, and shot my load about 12:03 A.M. on August 1

11/12/2010 12:23:19 AM

Probably 8-10 days. I will find a quick moment regardless of the circumstances after that. I'm going on 5 right now and nearly had a nutty dream last night. I woke up right before the "happy ending", and it jinxed it when I found out I wasn't having a real threesome

11/12/2010 12:54:11 AM

its been a really long time since i had an orgasm with my partner

11/12/2010 12:56:42 AM

Id say 9 wks. The guy I was dating at the time was out of the country doing research for school, so I wanted to hold off until he returned back to the states.

Mission accomplished and im NEVER doing that shit again!

11/12/2010 1:46:40 AM

Quote :

"its been a really long time since i had an orgasm with my partner "

i don't think i'd appreciate that being said if I was your partner


also, about 2 months

11/12/2010 2:04:04 AM

yeah tell us all about your dick stories

11/12/2010 4:11:37 AM