...just out of reach. And my fucking fingers are too fat to go two knuckles deep.

11/14/2010 3:44:12 AM

Pinky finger + wetting the finger=success.

You may be able to loosen it up so you can blow it into a tissue.

11/14/2010 4:07:23 AM

plug the other side and blast that junt out

like compression testing a v-twin

11/14/2010 4:07:55 AM

here's the scenario

you drive an 85 virago, and you're out of gas. you pull up to the pump, kill it, and fill the tank. you run inside to grab a diet mtn dew and a slim jim and when you get out you see gas pooling under the bike and running down to the gutter. you run back inside and ask for that hammer she keeps behind the counter and bang on the carb until the jet unsticks and kills the flow. now your forward cylinder is flooded and she wont turn over. you call your buddy and he comes through with a plug socket, you pull the sucker out and blast all that snot out of your motor. such a relief. now you just hope your starter actually engages on the first try and you aren't publicly humiliated any further.

of course, it doesn't. but at least you can breathe.

11/14/2010 5:06:59 AM

I usually have to do the farmer plug 'n huff a lot of days, and this bogey flies out with enough force to knock your grandma off her Harley. And it's usually the size of a small third-world country.

And Dave...at least it didn't catch fire at the same time. Nothing like a stuck carb float to make a real mess out of anything, huh?

11/14/2010 11:12:05 AM

I get every booger

no booger has ever gotten the better of me

11/14/2010 6:35:37 PM

when you do enough coke, this is never a problem

11/14/2010 9:33:23 PM

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