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Ronny
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Someone should go throw up all over this bar. In fact, several people should, just because it would make me laff.

11/14/2010 9:18:43 PM

FykalJpn
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maybe you should've reminded them that it's illegal to sell drinks to someone that's already drunk

11/14/2010 9:19:07 PM

khcadwal
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it is illegal to sell drinks to someone that is already drunk?

11/14/2010 9:20:29 PM

nastoute
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"Flat out, you don't call someone a name for puking in your place when they're drunk. At worst, you shrug, say "ah, goddamnit", clean the shit up, and continue (or try to figure out how) to serve your customers."


I guess that's called running a successful establishment which sells drink that might make you puke.

I guess it might not make sense to fill someone up with puke-juice and then get over the top mad that they puked.

11/14/2010 9:20:41 PM

Big4Country
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^Yeah I don't know why they let the girl through the door who was already stumbling.

11/14/2010 9:21:02 PM

nastoute
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"it is illegal to sell drinks to someone that is already drunk?"


listen, I'm trying not to point out the stretch marks around your lips

give it a fucking rest

11/14/2010 9:21:32 PM

FykalJpn
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did you go to law school kadwhackle...

11/14/2010 9:21:43 PM

Walter
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the real question here is why did your ball-less friend actually give them money?

11/14/2010 9:21:56 PM

WillemJoel
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I mean, this shit is like punching someone in the nose, and making them pay you to clean it up when their shit busts all over the bar.

and straight up, if a bartender asked me for $20 to clean up my friend's vomit, it would have been a guffaw fest in that bitch. I'm talkin' hearty fucking cackles.

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 9:24 PM. Reason : asdfdsss]

11/14/2010 9:23:14 PM

twoozles
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couldn't you have just NOT paid them? if they put it on your credit card just file a complaint with your credit card company the next morning. after you call them all cunts, of course.

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 9:25 PM. Reason : ]

11/14/2010 9:24:02 PM

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i always thought it was a known risk as a bar employee that you are going to have to clean up after drunk people. I mean, you work at a fucking bar. people get drunk at bars. Drunk people make bad decisions and also make messes.

it is naive to think that it is a bar-goer's fault that they puked and that you are not going to have to clean up after them.

If i worked at a restaurant, I would not charge people 20 dollars to wipe the crumbs off of their table. and if i did, I would expect people to stop coming to my restaurant.

11/14/2010 9:24:31 PM

Ronny
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Would they charge me a fee for having explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom?

I'm talking a Jackson Pollock style shitsplosion.

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 9:25 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2010 9:24:58 PM

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"i always thought it was a known risk as a bar employee that you are going to have to clean up after drunk people. I mean, you work at a fucking bar. people get drunk at bars. Drunk people make bad decisions and also make messes.
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This. This is gospel.

11/14/2010 9:25:11 PM

nastoute
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^^^

I love the weakening of your point by comparing vomit with crumbs.

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 9:25 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2010 9:25:23 PM

khcadwal
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"Would they charge me a fee for having explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom?"


i was wondering this too hahaha

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"did you go to law school kadwhackle..."

yes where i memorized every single law of the state of NC. and surrounding states. and puerto ricoooooo.

i just didn't know what the definition of drunk (or intoxicated) was...with that law. i mean. cause it would appear it gets broken everyday.

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 9:27 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2010 9:26:06 PM

LRlilDaddy
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illustrating that people make a mess when they eat. crumbs being this mess. different degrees, same point

11/14/2010 9:26:10 PM

WillemJoel
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This really makes me want to go in there with some friends, not buy a single fucking drink, take turns vomiting on the bathroom floor, walk up to the bar, let him or her know what happened, and leave.

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 9:27 PM. Reason : dfs]

11/14/2010 9:26:49 PM

nastoute
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I don't know if I can come up with a better widening of degrees than vomit and crumbs.

11/14/2010 9:26:57 PM

nastoute
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^^

Syrup of ipecac making one good night.

11/14/2010 9:27:54 PM

LRlilDaddy
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it's fucking cause and effect or some shit....

you guys are assholes. ha

11/14/2010 9:29:16 PM

nastoute
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fuck you

11/14/2010 9:29:48 PM

WillemJoel
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Vomit Party at Deep South??? Who's in?

11/14/2010 9:29:54 PM

Ronny
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I don't like to throw up because it makes my face all splotchy for days (I throw up very violently).

However, I could be down for taking a dump in the sink.

11/14/2010 9:31:08 PM

twoozles
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i can't make myself vomit easily but i could piss all over the bathroom floor pretty easily.

11/14/2010 9:31:44 PM

LRlilDaddy
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can we go there and vomit without ID's or any money? That sounds more appealing than actually paying them for it

11/14/2010 9:31:51 PM

khcadwal
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ronny and willemjoel bring the lols in this thread

11/14/2010 9:31:54 PM

nastoute
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wow, didn't think that it could go much worse than the vomit

but now we have the dumping and pissing

how we have to have someone offer to jerk off on something and we're good to go

11/14/2010 9:32:55 PM

WillemJoel
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I know a guy who would probably masturbate onto the vomit and feces.

11/14/2010 9:33:52 PM

twoozles
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cleanining up piss is a little less unpleasant than cleaning vomit.

11/14/2010 9:34:18 PM

nastoute
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^^^^

while you do have two hands and it seems to be appropriate for the situation I would imagine that one could tie them behind your back and you would still probably be good to go

[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 9:34 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2010 9:34:27 PM

ncsuscooby
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all you need is a two girls/1 cup in the bathroom

11/14/2010 9:34:43 PM

WillemJoel
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AH NOW THAT IS DISGUSTING

SHAME ON YOU

11/14/2010 9:36:09 PM

Big4Country
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"Would they charge me a fee for having explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom?

I'm talking a Jackson Pollock style shitsplosion."


Thanks for bringing back bad memories of working at Lowes Foods!



[Edited on November 14, 2010 at 10:13 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2010 10:12:48 PM

Ernie
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I stopped reading here

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"So last night a friend of mine"


Because there's no way a story under such a premise could be true

11/14/2010 10:14:30 PM

AlaskanGrown
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I regularly get black out retarded drunk and cutoff in bars but I have never puked in one. I puked on the front a pub in Dublin but never inside! I have a problem with knowing when I'm drunk enough.

11/14/2010 10:22:18 PM

merbig
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Ernie in here tryin' to break in his troll game.

11/14/2010 10:24:40 PM

sumfoo1
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Isn't the bar staff supposed to cut you off Before you start to look pukey?

11/14/2010 10:29:31 PM

khcadwal
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yea but, bars get crowded and people don't always look pukey, ya know?

plus i don't always go to the bar and order my drinks. sometimes people order and bring them to me (like a friend, or whatever)

11/14/2010 10:30:59 PM

Tarpon
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Sammy's has this rule also. I've heard of it at several other bars too. I can understand if it's on furniture or carpet or something, but not in the fucking bathroom! That's what the bathroom is for... squeezing unwanted substances out of your body.


*On another note, I had a buddy throw up in Howards Pub on Ocracoke once. He didn't even stand up, just grabbed a pitcher and filled it to the brim with fresh orange vomit We stuck the pitcher under the table and bounced out. I can't imagine they found that nasty shit until the next day......

11/14/2010 10:40:47 PM

vinylbandit
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the real key here is that deep south is the worst bar in town

and is owned/run by the biggest douche in town

11/14/2010 11:04:47 PM

Str8BacardiL
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If you barf on the floor at the goat they just leave it, I have never done this but have witnessed it.

11/14/2010 11:11:08 PM

FykalJpn
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i know someone that puked on the bar once--but he cleaned up after himself...

11/14/2010 11:14:02 PM

Big4Country
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^I did that at Perkins in the bathroom once.

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Isn't the bar staff supposed to cut you off Before you start to look pukey?"


I don't know, but the cashier at the front door let her pay the cover charge and then stumble into the bar.

11/14/2010 11:19:22 PM

GrumpyGOP
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I threw up in a bar once, and demanded that I be allowed to clean up after myself.

But yeah, having worked in bars, you expect it every now and then. Actually, it worked out for me a couple of times -- when there isn't a clear distribution of who-cleans-what, you can typically get a few bucks or an early departure from a vomit-averse employee in exchange for taking on that duty.

11/14/2010 11:27:43 PM

zxappeal
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Dang. If my friends and I had gone to Deep South Saturday night, one of us would have had to fork out about 40 bucks. She spewed twice...in two different locations. We shoulda left earlier.

Hard to believe that someone our age would do this...but I guess when you're a stay-at-home mom of three, you kind of forget your limits.

11/14/2010 11:36:44 PM

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Why would anyone actually pay them for this? You make no agreement to this charge, just leave.

11/15/2010 12:14:12 AM

Spontaneous
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Any instances of accountability?

11/15/2010 1:23:47 AM

Big4Country
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"Why would anyone actually pay them for this? You make no agreement to this charge, just leave."


Because a lot of people open a tab with a credit card, so that is how they can be charged.

11/15/2010 2:43:35 AM

aea
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"just don't vomit in bars"

11/15/2010 8:47:26 AM

Grandmaster
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last week some girl took a diarrhea shit all over the top of the toilet bowl and we didn't find it until about 3am. I'm sure some guy took her home and trashed that swamp ass too.

I never truly realized how nasty hamsters some girls were until I started to witness the aftermath of about 75-100 drunken ones as they decimate a restroom. $20.00 clean-up fee though is just ridiculous.

11/15/2010 9:36:54 AM

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