Me: Ok, bye
Them: bye
Me: sexual
Them: what?
Me: huh?
Them: did you say something?
Me: no?
Them: oh ok
Me: well...bye
Them: bye
Me: sexual
Them: wtf...are you saying bisexual?
Me: what?
Them: [click]

[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 6:39 PM. Reason : .]

11/15/2010 6:38:54 PM

"aiight man/girl"

11/15/2010 6:39:59 PM

11/15/2010 6:41:31 PM

see ya


or

mmm...bye

11/15/2010 6:42:22 PM

baibai nao

11/15/2010 6:44:14 PM

Me: I'd like a bloomin onion, a filet medium rare with an order of cheese fries
Them: Ok, that'll be $23.49 and it will be ready in about 20 minutes
Me: Ok great
Them: We'll see you when you get here!
Me: Alright
Them: Bye!
Me: I love you

11/15/2010 6:44:43 PM

latah

11/15/2010 6:44:47 PM

i purposefully hang up at the end of the relevant dialogue to move the plot along, without ever wasting time saying bye or formally ending the conversation, because the audience understands that the bye is not necessary after the plot has been moved forwards, and as long as the audience understands so must the person on the other end of the call

11/15/2010 6:45:36 PM

OP is whatever the opposite of funny is.

11/15/2010 6:46:29 PM

I don't say anything, I just let the silence at the end of a conversation linger until it becomes palpably uncomfortable, then as soon as they start to say something to fill the void I hang up.

11/15/2010 6:47:33 PM

I always say I'll see you later or I'll talk to you later simply because I feel goodbye could be too permanent.

11/15/2010 7:08:08 PM

Family: I love thee. Bye.
Friend: Later
Work: Thanks. Bye now
Bill collector: *click*

11/15/2010 7:10:32 PM

love you mom/love you dad/have a day

bye/peace

11/15/2010 7:31:02 PM

LOve you! BYE!

or TAKE CARE! BYE!

11/15/2010 7:32:02 PM

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

11/15/2010 7:59:01 PM

really depends on who it is. "later dude/man" is common

[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 8:01 PM. Reason : asdfg]

11/15/2010 8:00:32 PM

End conversation then roll straight into an awkward "bye"

11/15/2010 8:03:29 PM

later

11/15/2010 8:05:43 PM

"I love you too"

regardless of what the other person says

11/15/2010 9:16:29 PM

"fuck ya laterz"

11/15/2010 9:17:22 PM

Later man or love ya

sometimes i get so used to saying love ya cause i'm always talking to family or girlfriend that i almost say it to a friend. and then i'm all like

11/15/2010 9:19:20 PM

Snewfaloop...I may have to call you once a day just so I can feel loved

11/15/2010 9:19:27 PM

Quote :

"OP is whatever the opposite of funny is."

classic mixup

11/15/2010 9:20:49 PM

when someone is leaving i say "see ya" and right before the door closes i say "wouldn't wanna be ya"

11/15/2010 9:20:49 PM

Quote :

"CHECK YASELF BEFORE"

Quote :

"YA WRECK YASELF"

11/15/2010 9:28:30 PM

DEEEEEEZ NUTTTTTTSSSS

11/15/2010 9:29:54 PM

I do like they do on TV and in movies... I just stop talking and hang up when I'm done.

11/15/2010 9:31:56 PM

No, you hang up first.

11/15/2010 9:34:44 PM

Toodles
Or say "Good morning" or "Good afternoon" then hang up, British style

11/15/2010 9:38:01 PM

"Seacrest out"

11/15/2010 10:54:30 PM

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY?!?!?"

11/15/2010 10:55:10 PM

^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ04B5iO1tc

11/15/2010 10:56:57 PM

alright, take care. bye.

not sure where i picked up the "take care" from, that's a recent addition.

11/15/2010 11:54:40 PM

ahoy hoy


bye/later/goodbye usually

11/15/2010 11:55:27 PM

Love You(Fiancee)/Bye. haha Im pretty boring.

11/15/2010 11:58:42 PM

"I am going to kill you later." Then hang up.

11/15/2010 11:59:33 PM

later

11/16/2010 12:00:02 AM

I stretch out the "e".

Byeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

11/16/2010 12:01:24 AM

Quote :

"Snewfaloop...I may have to call you once a day just so I can feel loved"

fine with me

11/16/2010 12:24:33 AM

"alright then..." and then just repeat whatever they say ("bye", "talk to you later"...)

Or if I'm just trying to get someone to shut up "alright, well, let me go"

[Edited on November 16, 2010 at 12:32 AM. Reason : a]

11/16/2010 12:31:15 AM

SWEET

Gotta call snewfaloop tomorrow!!!

11/16/2010 12:40:56 AM

Sounds like a ClassicMixup.

11/16/2010 1:00:09 AM

See you later alligator.

But, I always hang up before the other line can say-- after a while crocodile.


or like these guys...

11/16/2010 1:03:07 AM

I used to say "Peace out", but then some black people said I wasn't allowed to say that anymore, so now I say "Cheers".

11/16/2010 1:04:00 AM

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

11/17/2010 2:23:03 PM

Quote :

"Family: I love thee. Bye."

Is your family from the 18th century?

11/17/2010 2:24:29 PM

Iie chigaimasu.

11/17/2010 2:24:47 PM

Ibye

11/17/2010 2:32:55 PM

lata dawg

11/17/2010 2:37:17 PM

^

11/17/2010 2:50:57 PM