What do you carry, to/fro work in yo bag/purse/briefcase/satchel everyday?

I have seen this done before, maybe even on TWW, but I couldn't find any while searching other than a 3 year old post about purses.

I will start, and after examining, I realized how far up Steve Jobs ass I have become



Apple dual core i5 Macbook Pro
Apple Magic Mouse
Apple Wireless Keyboard
Apple iPhone 3GS (backup), i use an iPhone 4
Apple dvi/display mini adapter
Apple iPad 32GB Wifi only
Apple usb Cable
iPad Easel
RSA Secure ID Dongle
Some Air Optix -2.0 Contacts
Squished Nature Valley Peanut Butter Granola Bar
Company Pen
2GB Sandisk SD Card
4GB Sandisk USB Thumb Drive
Hackey Sack??
Some Screen Wipes
Manila Folder

All packaged up in my trusty Jansport.

11/15/2010 8:58:04 PM

I love my comfy sweater

11/15/2010 8:59:18 PM

A couple a cans'a whoop ass, you did a good-ass job of just eyein me, spyin me

11/15/2010 8:59:45 PM

Notebook
Work laptop
condoms
blue pen
red pen
black pen

11/15/2010 9:00:57 PM

wallet
Burt's Bees cranberry lip gloss
iPhone
pen
random receipts
hand lotion
keys when I'm not in the car
sunglasses
right now but not always: checkbook, Spin Pins, a pair of earrings and a couple random ear plugs I hid from my cat

11/15/2010 9:01:19 PM

To the OP: Dude, wtf.

You've got a laptop. Why do you need all the other shit?

[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:02 PM. Reason : asdfas]

11/15/2010 9:01:57 PM

This made me grab the stupid clear tote bag I have to carry when inside Saks....wow at the shit I have!

2 books of coupons I need to go through
Pens
Earrings
Bracelets
5 lip glosses
Nail Polish
Check Book
Random notes I wrote to myself and forgot about
Trident Layers (that's how they pay you at Saks Fifth Avenue)
Cell phone charger
Flash Drive (so I can job hunt while I'm on the job lol)
Flats (my feet hurt)
Cosmetics samples
Fragrance samples
2 wallets
Keys when I'm not in the car


Maybe I should clean that thing out?

11/15/2010 9:07:34 PM

11/15/2010 9:09:02 PM

a bomb

11/15/2010 9:09:04 PM

a Dolphin

11/15/2010 9:15:51 PM

That's like $4000 worth of gear.

That's worth more than my car.

11/15/2010 9:21:02 PM

Came in here to post:

Quote :

"A couple a cans'a whoop ass, you did a good-ass job of just eyein me, spyin me"

11/15/2010 9:22:05 PM

No idea what all is in my bag, but I do always know where my towel is.

[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:22 PM. Reason : ]

11/15/2010 9:22:35 PM

man you askin to get robbed

11/15/2010 9:22:55 PM

^^^^ My car cost $400. I spent all my monies on apples. I have an iPhone 4 and a Samsung Captivate not photo'd. The iPhone took the photo, and I left the Captivate at work.

I am a Software Engineer, my team is building a mobile ecommerce platform, for iOS and Android. A good computer with ample ram that will run xcode and eclipse is needed, I use keyboard/mouse when I have it hooked up to my monitor at work.

[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:31 PM. Reason : Shits all work related D.]

11/15/2010 9:23:19 PM

...still doesnt explain why you need all of that shit.

11/15/2010 9:26:21 PM

mac book,
lenovo tablet,
portfolio
headphones,
5 HID key cards
Flashlight
leatherman
digital camera
8 gig flash drive
pens/pencils

11/15/2010 9:26:26 PM

So have you gotten laid due to what you carry in your bag?

If not would you like to?

ha

[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:27 PM. Reason : that was for ALASKAboy....sumfoo is all wifed up ]

11/15/2010 9:26:59 PM

I understand that Se7en reference.

11/15/2010 9:29:41 PM

lol not yet but close !


lol my bag sucks its heavy as fudge and i'm always ready to beat someone's ass if they grab it.

(not to mention i have an iphone 4 and a blackberry POS and a CRKT 3" knife in my pockets)

[Edited on November 15, 2010 at 9:32 PM. Reason : .]

11/15/2010 9:30:58 PM

^^^

11/15/2010 9:32:06 PM

Lenovo T400 + charger + mouse
Spiral notebook
Mechanical pencil/pens
Calculator
Zune + headphones
Motorola Advisor ii pager
RSA Secure ID
Umbrella
Lunch

11/15/2010 9:33:24 PM

my gf's dog barfed all over my work bag this weekend.

so, i've gone to an old messenger bag, and cleaned out the old bag before washing.

i found currency from seven countries in that bag.

lulz.

so now, all that's in the new (old) one is

laptop
laptop charger
travel mouse
process and instrumentation drawings
id
1 red pencil, 1 draft pencil, 1 black pen, 1 red pen


i need to keep it this clean

11/15/2010 9:36:08 PM

snap I forgot about my ID

yea my bag stays clean for like 2 days max....then I float around the cosmetics department getting freebies and it gets all cluttered again.

11/15/2010 9:37:28 PM

bitches love freebies

11/15/2010 9:38:09 PM

hahaha I will NEVER buy fragrance again

also I get to use La Mer for free instead of paying like $130 an ounce

11/15/2010 9:39:08 PM

Diapers
Wipes
Little People Figurine(s)
ID, Debit cards
Chapstick
Lipgloss
Cell phone
AntiNausea meds
Kleenex
A laxtex-free condom
Colgate wisps

11/15/2010 9:39:53 PM

the only stuff I carry on me all the time:

Droid X
Keys
Wallet (credit cards, insurance cards, & license)
Ipod

I guess I don't really carry a lot around.

11/15/2010 9:42:10 PM

I know it's none of my business, but what does a pregnant lady do with a condom?

11/15/2010 9:42:13 PM

Balloon Animals

11/15/2010 9:43:16 PM

keep spunk out of the babies eyes.

11/15/2010 9:44:02 PM

Oh word, good point. That shit burns.

11/15/2010 9:44:54 PM

Quote :

"I know it's none of my business, but what does a pregnant lady do with a condom?"

After I had my IUD removed, we intended on initially using condoms until I had a normal cycle.

11/15/2010 9:48:41 PM

Oh, gotcha.

11/15/2010 9:49:56 PM

Also pregnant bitches can still get teh clap!

11/15/2010 9:50:38 PM

IF YO BOO BE SLEEPIN WITH OTHER TRICKS!!!

11/15/2010 9:51:23 PM

I respect that you practice safe pregnant sex when getting plowed by a stranger.

11/15/2010 9:52:58 PM

lawl

11/15/2010 9:53:39 PM

TOO MUCH SHIT IN BAG


DOES NOT COMPUTE




YOU NEED TO GET ONE OF THESE

11/15/2010 10:38:57 PM

I don't carry a bag these days, however I do have a toolbox I use jsut to empty pockets into, and for carry back and forth to my truck. its my 'grab the truck key and box and run/ method of leaving for work fast, I can put work keys, etc in my pockets once I am at work. I do constantly have to clean it out though, for going onto certain sites, or when I have to drive personal vehicle for work, vs company vehicle.

work truck key with clip for belt
'work' keys with elevator keys, plus belt clip
8 site badges with key sets for work
pocket protectors, with wiring screwdrivers
ink pens
4 sharpies
'backup' emergency battery with adaptor for cellphone, nextel, and ipod touch
2 bandanna's
Work handheld, Intermec CN50 with its belt case
'out of service' sign packet
misc pile of 8-10 screws and wiring connectors, usually whatever was left in pockets from last week
misc medication in a small pill case, normally 1 days worth of my blood pressure meds, some allergy pills, antacids, anti nausea, etc.
2X sets safety glasses, 1 clear 1 yellow
1 set side shields for prescription glasses, plus lanyard
'automatic' noise reactive ear plugs
~30 loose ear plugs in a bag
Keltec P32 in a pocket slider lives in a reworked 'screw tray' section of the lid, still looks like a pop open lid on a small screw tray with dividers.
Bottom of box has zipper bags with the Keltec P357 in a SoB holster, spare mags for it and the 32, a nice duty belt, paddle holsters with both SW-99(40) and with SureFire light and 1X mag for the SW. Also a bag with a laser for the SW, 3 more spare mags, and an extra 100 rounds ammo.

11/15/2010 10:55:41 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THERE!!!

11/19/2010 12:46:21 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t21DFnu00Dc

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 12:52 AM. Reason : edited, but fuck it, the reference still works]

11/19/2010 12:50:43 AM

hahaha laskan be drunk!

11/19/2010 12:51:40 AM

^U RITE

11/19/2010 12:56:47 AM

Quote :

"No idea what all is in my bag, but I do always know where my towel is."

I see and acknowledge your reference good sir.

11/19/2010 12:59:31 AM

^U RITE TOO

11/19/2010 1:02:44 AM

i carry no such bag or purse

11/19/2010 2:55:32 PM

nothing but a food lion bag with my lunch in it

11/19/2010 2:58:52 PM

^

11/19/2010 3:24:00 PM

set 'em up

11/19/2010 3:25:43 PM