How should I achieve this? Please don't make your answers long-winded as I don't like to read. I'm sure this is a thread a lot of TWWers can get behind.

11/16/2010 9:15:57 PM

UPS parcel truck drivers can make $100k, its still work but you don't need college to do it

11/16/2010 9:16:45 PM

This sounds like a classicmixup!

11/16/2010 9:17:14 PM

pretty sure you still have to work if you are a ups driver

11/16/2010 9:17:25 PM

you can find my name
on the tail of my shirt
i'm a Tennessee hustler
and i don't have to work

11/16/2010 9:18:28 PM

If you can get your hands on some capital, real estate is a good way to make money. you still have to work, but you arent working for the man.

11/16/2010 9:19:33 PM

invent something and call that invention hotline they have on TV where they do all the work and you keep all the profits

11/16/2010 9:20:04 PM

11/16/2010 9:21:30 PM

drug dealer is another option.

dont know all the rules to your contest though

11/16/2010 9:24:02 PM

start a really popular website... like tww

11/16/2010 9:31:42 PM

ups drivers top out in the low 20s/hr, so even with overtime they're not making 100k

optometry is the way to go--best income to work ratio around

11/16/2010 9:32:29 PM

a. win the lottery.
b. marry rich.
c. become a bank robber.
d. take out life insurance on your mom, wait 10 years, apply teflon to the bathtub, profit

11/16/2010 9:37:48 PM

11/16/2010 9:41:54 PM

Get a job work 3 months then do something stupid to get fired where you could sue them, if that doesnt work out you will can still mooch off the government on unemployment for a while. If all else fails just steal shit.

11/16/2010 11:19:08 PM

[Edited on November 16, 2010 at 11:24 PM. Reason : fags and their hotlinking disabled ]

11/16/2010 11:23:11 PM

you could try marrying Prince William ... dammit TOO LATE!!

11/16/2010 11:29:16 PM

Provide graphic design work for some iPhone apps I have so we can make a game to rival angry birds. That is $Texas.

11/16/2010 11:35:25 PM

^that's money texas 'cause it's ported to like 30 devices.

11/16/2010 11:37:01 PM

11/16/2010 11:51:14 PM

11/16/2010 11:52:42 PM

or

11/16/2010 11:53:35 PM

Quote :

"you could try marrying Prince William ... dammit TOO LATE!! "

Listen...he ain't married up just yet!

11/16/2010 11:54:07 PM

11/16/2010 11:54:10 PM

I want to make lots of $ and do want to work

what should I do?

11/17/2010 12:50:43 AM

11/17/2010 12:55:44 AM

so what's the deal with sperm banks? can i actually get paid for that shit or not?

11/17/2010 1:12:20 AM

you make deposits that accrue interest

11/17/2010 1:35:57 AM

11/17/2010 1:37:50 AM

1. Have an idea.
2. ..................
3. Profit!

11/17/2010 1:45:41 AM

11/17/2010 10:42:41 AM

1. Become a transexual
2. Get a job
3. Have someone say "cut" and "off" near you on your first day
4. Sue for harassment
5. ???
6. Profit

11/17/2010 10:46:33 AM

cut and off. i chuckled

11/17/2010 1:58:15 PM

10 points for the Peter.

I would say go into porn they pay isn't that great but i bet you'd love your job.

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11/17/2010 2:17:05 PM

FHTM

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/17/2010 2:17:40 PM

I've heard that gay porn pays well.

11/17/2010 2:20:01 PM

ouch!

11/17/2010 2:21:27 PM

I think I may have met the bmel before at dinner with fareako.... Hmmm those were fuzzy times I drank too much.

11/17/2010 2:23:19 PM