Apparently Situation and Bristol Palin are the new "faces of abstinence" according to:
http://www.candiesfoundation.org/

see the video of them promoting abstinence here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWKlxNAh30

all i have to say is, epic lolz.

11/17/2010 12:20:26 PM

k

11/17/2010 12:24:53 PM

im so sick of hearing about these people



ignore them plz thnxu

11/17/2010 12:26:12 PM

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"Pause, before you play."

11/17/2010 12:26:34 PM

Wrap it and tap it.

11/17/2010 12:28:08 PM

did they film this on a fuckin boat? why is bristol rocking back and forth the whole time

11/17/2010 12:28:14 PM

Maybe I have a chemical imbalance but I honestly can't get enough of The Situation.

11/17/2010 12:30:17 PM

lol

11/17/2010 12:31:35 PM

Lol

Why do retards make the best tv?

11/17/2010 12:38:26 PM

i thinkn bristol is a good spokesperson for abstinence (i know i know college kids hate talk of abstinence blah blah)


but seriously shes been there done that, and has recommitted herself to abstinence until marriage

its not virginity it is abstinence, and I feel that it IS important for kids to be aware of it.


Situation...hes a damn cornball his definition of abstinence is puttin the bitch in a cab when hes done wit em


P.S. Why arent people pissed about that murderer Brandy being on dancing with the stars, im glad she got booted

11/17/2010 12:43:20 PM

^ She's for abstinence until she's feeling randy

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"why is bristol rocking back and forth the whole time"

Drugs?

11/17/2010 1:04:22 PM

how does she get abstinence?

I support not having sex because i had sex so much i accidentally got pregnant. do what i say, not what i do

11/17/2010 2:04:04 PM

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"why is bristol rocking back and forth the whole time"

The Situation just got done hittin it, her ass is still sore.

11/17/2010 2:15:58 PM

Today’s Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has a great story about a true American hero. His name is Steven N. Cowan, and he's a man from the small Wisconsin town of Vermont who was charged with second-degree reckless endangerment earlier this week after shooting out his television set. The reason: He could no longer stand the indignity of watching Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars. Reports the Journal Sentinel:

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"The (expletive) politics,” he yelled, according to the complaint. Cowan was upset that [Sarah Palin’s] daughter was on the show when he didn’t consider her a good dancer, his wife told authorities. Cowan went to his bedroom and came back about 20 minutes later, demanding that his wife find his pistols. Cowan’s daughter had taken two handguns away for safety reasons, according to the complaint. Cowan had tracked down a single-shot shotgun in the house, he “slapped” bullets down onto a TV tray, loaded a round and took out the TV, the complaint says. Cowan’s face was bright red. He loaded the gun again. His wife put a blanket over her head, thinking that if her husband decided to shoot at her, she didn’t want to see it."

Okay, so maybe this guy isn’t a hero. Cowan’s display understandably terrified his wife, and led to a 15-hour standoff with local police. But still, shooting your TV for Bristol Palin-related reasons ought to qualify as self-defense.

http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles/why-shooting-your-tv-after-watching-bristol-palin,47831/

11/17/2010 2:25:55 PM

hahaha that's a pretty epic reaction to a crappy TV show

11/17/2010 2:27:16 PM

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"Apparently Situation and Bristol Palin are the new "faces of abstinence" "

what's next....OJ Simpson speaking out against spousal abuse?

11/17/2010 2:41:38 PM

Wrap it and tap it.

11/17/2010 2:45:00 PM

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" Cowan’s daughter had taken two handguns away for safety reasons, according to the complaint."

Hahahaha

11/17/2010 3:59:20 PM

Isn't abstinence that drink you can only buy in Europe?

11/17/2010 4:27:02 PM

Lolz....

11/17/2010 7:30:01 PM

all i can think of is him about to hook up with that tranny when they were in MIA.

"pause before you play?"

11/17/2010 7:31:50 PM

because ex-alcoholics don't speak out about alcoholism/drinking
because ex-cons don't speak out about keeping straight
because ex-druggies don't speak out about keeping clean
because ex-PED users don't speak out about being honest
because ex-athletes don't speak out about playing the game safer/more cleanly

11/17/2010 7:33:31 PM

Bristol looks like a clown with all that makeup

11/17/2010 7:39:22 PM

this does make my dick go soft

11/17/2010 7:57:00 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/16/sarah-palin-willow-palin-homophobic-slur-facebook-attack-sarah-palins-alaska-dancing-with-the-stars-tlc/

don't forget to vote on sarah's child rearing skills...

11/17/2010 7:57:57 PM

11/17/2010 10:52:09 PM

Abstinence is such an awful thing to teach.

Yes the kids all know that the only safe sex is no sex. But don't make them feel ashamed to buy condoms.

11/17/2010 11:12:20 PM

Is Sarah Palin giving a talk on what it's like to be President?

11/17/2010 11:16:19 PM

the statistics used to be nerdy white kids getting preggos, b/c they were going to be abstinent but got caught in the heat of the moment w/o birth control.

You atleast have to teach about the types of birth control or

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"wrap it and tap it"

11/17/2010 11:22:18 PM