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11/18/2010 2:37:08 PM

no but i have had sex with a cowboy, a viking, and a terrorist

11/18/2010 2:37:56 PM

hook a sister up with the viking

also, i approve of this thread

11/18/2010 2:38:57 PM

What else do you see in the crystal ball of yours?

11/18/2010 2:39:30 PM

^^don't let True Blood lead you astray...

Nordic men are not at all what they seem once the pants come down

11/18/2010 2:43:36 PM

when I was married I had a pharoah

11/18/2010 2:44:22 PM

who taught you how to put some motha fuckin' Jimmy Choos on?

11/18/2010 2:44:41 PM

No, but I think it'd be awesome to have sex with Hatshepsut.

11/18/2010 2:45:17 PM

is it my present is my presence

or my presence is a present

11/18/2010 2:51:13 PM

not yet....

where might I find this pharoh and is he still alive?

11/18/2010 2:58:53 PM

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"Nordic men are not at all what they seem once the pants come down"

I'm pretty sure Nordic in the Nether regions is straight forward and honest

11/18/2010 3:01:34 PM

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"once the pants come down"

you should add that to the end of every sentence

like the "in bed" game

11/18/2010 3:05:49 PM

Good friends always stick around, once the pants come down.

11/18/2010 3:07:51 PM

I hate politics, once the pants come down.

11/18/2010 3:09:53 PM

TSA agents scan me, once the pants come down.

11/18/2010 3:11:21 PM

11/18/2010 3:17:07 PM

Nile'd it!

11/18/2010 3:21:08 PM

lolol

11/18/2010 3:22:00 PM

I wouldn't do him he is black. Everyone knows pharohs were not black ( well there were 100 shitty years of Nubians), they where usually greek.

11/18/2010 3:34:20 PM

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"I'm pretty sure Nordic in the Nether regions is straight forward and honest"

damn...maybe he actually said he was a NOdic man and i just assumed he meant Nordic...

he did have really strong accent

11/18/2010 3:40:57 PM

^lol

11/18/2010 3:42:37 PM

i, too, have listened to the new kanye

11/18/2010 3:55:52 PM

i, too, have not answered my question ITT

11/18/2010 3:59:07 PM

after Pharaohe Monch fucked djeternal in his ass he told him to get the fuck up

11/18/2010 4:07:00 PM

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"GENITALIA FILLED SARCOPHAGUS"

11/18/2010 6:10:22 PM

no, but i've been to Faro, NC

[Edited on November 18, 2010 at 7:50 PM. Reason : they dropped hydrogen bombs on that place]

11/18/2010 7:49:20 PM

corpses...many
mummies...a few
Pharaohs...none

11/18/2010 8:23:58 PM

too many Urkels on your team

that's why your Winslow

11/23/2010 12:42:46 AM

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"I wouldn't do him he is black. Everyone knows pharohs were not black ( well there were 100 shitty years of Nubians), they where usually greek."

Only after Alexander.

11/23/2010 12:55:42 AM

I wanna sleep with a princess.

11/23/2010 1:11:20 AM

just head to jersey, baby

11/23/2010 3:35:18 AM

NICE TITS THICK ASS
GIVE EM WHIPLASH

11/23/2010 6:20:21 PM

she find pictures in my email

I sent this bitch a picture of my diiiiick

12/21/2010 1:37:33 PM

*Pink wig

Thick ass

btw

12/21/2010 1:39:02 PM

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"corpses...many mummies...a few Pharaohs...none "

I did it with the mummified corpse of a Pharoah. TRIPLE SCORE!

12/21/2010 1:40:01 PM

Bitch I'm a monsta, no good blood sucka.
Fat motha fucka now look who's in trouble.
As you run through my jungles, all you hear is rumbles.
Kanye West samples, here's one for example.

12/21/2010 3:18:44 PM

gossip gossip nigga just stop it

12/21/2010 3:20:10 PM

now she claimin' that I bruised her esophagus

12/21/2010 3:47:20 PM

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"hook a sister up with the viking"

I don't think you'd have a choice if a viking wanted to fuck you

12/21/2010 5:00:29 PM

iiiii put the pussy in a sarcophagus

12/21/2010 5:02:00 PM