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bitches be all over me when i wear this shit

11/20/2010 7:41:28 PM

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"bitches be all over me"

does not compute

11/20/2010 7:44:38 PM

why not?

11/20/2010 7:47:07 PM

Bitches love gay dudes... it's a comfort factor thing I'm guessing.

11/20/2010 7:49:14 PM

which is exceptional for me considering i don't just like dudes.

11/20/2010 7:51:03 PM

evan isn't bisexual

he's just greedy

11/20/2010 7:51:33 PM

Tonight I'll be rocking either:

This


or

This

11/20/2010 7:52:00 PM

^^i could not have put it better myself.

^gimme some of dat mmm mmm good.

11/20/2010 7:52:01 PM

11/20/2010 7:52:34 PM

oohhh, I smell sooo goooood

11/20/2010 7:52:40 PM

I've been all about a bottle of Musc by Narciso Rodriguez lately.

Though I reek of gasoline right now.

11/20/2010 7:53:16 PM

oh damn Mr. Joshua that stuff is yum yum

11/20/2010 7:54:18 PM

i also love gendarme

11/20/2010 7:54:59 PM

i wear cheap perfume, but i still smell amazingly good

11/20/2010 7:55:10 PM

yes you do, meg.


[Edited on November 20, 2010 at 7:55 PM. Reason : ]

11/20/2010 7:55:51 PM

^^does not compute

[Edited on November 20, 2010 at 7:56 PM. Reason : e]

11/20/2010 7:55:57 PM

I <3


and lately,

11/20/2010 7:56:29 PM

I usually spray cologne on my junk

so that the girls will gag when they're down there. it makes me feel HUUUUUUGE.

11/20/2010 7:57:03 PM

11/20/2010 7:57:27 PM

to be quite honest, people tell me i smell good even without wearing anything... maybe it's my laundry detergent or something, i have no idea

but i'm also not one of those people you can smell across the room when i wear cologne. i hate that shit. you have to get somewhat near me to smell it, and even then, it's just noticeable.

11/20/2010 7:57:41 PM

apparently it does compute! i always get compliments

11/20/2010 8:08:43 PM

25% of the time, Evan is 100% straight.

Quote :

"to be quite honest, people tell me i smell good even without wearing anything... maybe it's my laundry detergent or something, i have no idea "

Evan is a walking Glade Wisp.

[Edited on November 20, 2010 at 8:11 PM. Reason : .]

11/20/2010 8:10:02 PM

25% of the time.

11/20/2010 8:10:35 PM

Is it 5% of the time, or 25% of the time? i don't know. fml.

11/20/2010 8:12:00 PM

I <3 dolce and gabbana "light blue" on guys.

11/20/2010 8:12:07 PM

I have 2 bottles of cologne that get used maybe 4 times a year total. I shower often and smell good.

11/20/2010 8:12:34 PM

I was going to make a Glade Plug In gay joke, but that would be crude.

11/20/2010 8:12:36 PM

oh do it!

11/20/2010 8:16:47 PM

Quote :

"I was going to make a Glade Plug In gay joke, but that would be crude."

please do.

Quote :

"I shower often and smell good."

you do smell pretty damn good. no homo.

...okay, maybe a bit homo.

Quote :

"I <3 dolce and gabbana "light blue" on guys"

i have this as well. more of a summer thing.

shit, i have so much cologne... people just give it to me for christmas gifts, i don't even ask for it... but i guess i can't complain.

11/20/2010 8:20:09 PM

Do guys really wear cologne after sixth grade?

11/20/2010 8:20:55 PM

so, ernie, when was the last time you got laid?

11/20/2010 8:23:12 PM

i bathe in milk and rose pedals every day

11/20/2010 8:24:06 PM

Sixth grade, why?

11/20/2010 8:24:15 PM

Yeah, cologne really isn't going to be the deciding factor in whether or not you're going to get slit past 10th grade...

[Edited on November 20, 2010 at 8:24 PM. Reason : past, not passed -- apparently my grammar is in 6th grade]

11/20/2010 8:24:16 PM

i never said it was the deciding factor.

it doesn't hurt your chances, though... unless you bathe yourself in it.

11/20/2010 8:24:50 PM

it does when youre after blind girls

11/20/2010 8:25:03 PM

If you need cologne to get laid. You need to step yo game up.

11/20/2010 8:25:46 PM

hahah but damn it sure does help get you a little further in the game

Bad cologne makes me wanna just leave the conversation...ugh

11/20/2010 8:25:51 PM

Shit, I'm out on Ashe weekly trolling at Morehead and bathe myself in Curve. Never works

11/20/2010 8:26:00 PM

Quote :

"If you need cologne to get laid. You need to step yo game up."

11/20/2010 8:26:11 PM

LOL

11/20/2010 8:26:24 PM

notice that no one said you needed it to get laid.

11/20/2010 8:27:47 PM

11/20/2010 8:27:54 PM

I smell like fried chicken. Ima roll into the club and be beating the bitches off me.

11/20/2010 8:35:17 PM

nm

[Edited on November 20, 2010 at 8:36 PM. Reason : that's racist]

11/20/2010 8:35:45 PM

You trying to say ima have the black bitches all over me?

11/20/2010 8:36:52 PM

probably

11/20/2010 8:40:22 PM

I wear some perfume oils that get me compliments all the time.

Today it's a mix of honeys, amber, vanilla, and spices.

[Edited on November 20, 2010 at 8:48 PM. Reason : I guess I could share http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/]

11/20/2010 8:44:38 PM

mmmm vanilla is one of my absolute favorite scents. ever. in the history of life.

11/20/2010 8:46:55 PM

Adidas

11/20/2010 8:51:04 PM