when they're talking about themselves make me want to vom.


For example

Quote :

" Can't wait til I rake in vacation time. # i didnt go anywhere either =( l # awwww, we should have had a milf day then...i guess maybe next time then?..."

11/21/2010 1:28:16 PM

if you call yourself cute/hot/fuckable whatever.... i don't need to know you.

11/21/2010 1:30:31 PM

Your story lost some credit due to using a shortened version of vomit...

11/21/2010 2:43:59 PM

if you have to announce it, it's probably not true.

11/21/2010 2:44:42 PM

Speaking of MILFs, I'm tired of every porn featuring women older than 25 being called a MILF porn

MILF is at least 33

11/21/2010 2:48:30 PM

no, MILF is a mother, regardless of age.

You mean cougar.

11/21/2010 2:49:57 PM

^

11/21/2010 2:51:24 PM

semantics ITT

11/21/2010 2:55:55 PM

^^^

11/21/2010 2:57:11 PM

Although I will agree, my idea of a MILF is an older lady. However the definition of MILF is any hot chick with a kid.

11/21/2010 2:58:24 PM

Quote :

"if you call yourself cute/hot/fuckable whatever.... i don't need to know you."

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11/21/2010 3:22:07 PM

See, that just doesn't make sense. Yeah, I know the literal definition of MILF, but if you apply it to some 25 year old woman who happens to have a baby, I don't think it is a correct application.

Instead, when I think of MILF, I think of being 16, horny, and saying to my friend that his mom (who was probably between 42-46) that she was a MILF. A MILF needs to actually have some battle scars from being a mother. A 25 year old woman won't have that, I'm sorry.

11/21/2010 3:25:55 PM

Quote :

"no, MILF is a mother, regardless of age. You mean cougar."

Cilf?

11/21/2010 3:27:04 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF

wiki says middle aged is part of the equation.

WILL WE EVER KNOW THE TRUE DEFINITION?

11/21/2010 3:31:51 PM

I hope you're not planning on citing wiki when and if you become a lawyer.

11/21/2010 3:36:41 PM

^ It's a perfectly reliable source. If they can cite facebook quotes and Tweets, wikipedia is on the fucking table!

11/21/2010 3:45:37 PM

1. i'll probably be using the term "MILF" frequently when i'm a lawyer, don't you think?

2. and no, i prefer urban dictionary. much more comprehensive peer-reviewed entries.

11/21/2010 3:46:54 PM

It's MILF not MAMILF

11/21/2010 4:11:45 PM

omg, really?

11/21/2010 4:14:10 PM

older women are more attractive because their crazy is focused on trying to stay looking good and where the closest place is to get ice water for their hot flashes, instead of trying to hide their insecurities by doing dumb and useless things.

and i don't give a fuck that i just vomited out a terrible run on sentence

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/21/2010 4:39:11 PM