I like my cigars like I like my women, thick dark and bold.

11/23/2010 8:13:54 AM

I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and full-bodied.

[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 8:18 AM. Reason : -]

11/23/2010 8:17:44 AM

Coffee, white with no Mexicans.
Coffee, ground up and in the freezer

11/23/2010 8:54:41 AM

I like my whisky like I like my women, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

11/23/2010 8:55:26 AM

coffee, black and bitter

11/23/2010 8:55:42 AM

coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

11/23/2010 8:57:23 AM

I like my dick like I like my women, always horny and beaten.

11/23/2010 8:58:11 AM

coffee; hot, strong, black, and wet

11/23/2010 8:58:15 AM

I liek my coffees liek I liek my mudkips, so I heard.

11/23/2010 9:01:48 AM

I LUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS

11/23/2010 9:10:48 AM

THATS WHAT I HURD!

11/23/2010 9:20:38 AM

I like my iPod like I like my women, volume control with an off switch.

11/23/2010 10:30:04 AM

^ bahahahaa awesome

11/23/2010 10:30:59 AM

shrimp...battered.

11/23/2010 10:38:18 AM

I like my video games like I like my women, easy and high replay value.

11/23/2010 10:48:08 AM

Quote :

"I like my video games like I like my women, easy and high replay value."

And good platforming sections!

11/23/2010 11:09:27 AM

I like my bowling lanes like I like my women, really oily with lots of backend....

11/23/2010 11:31:58 AM

I like my children like I like my women, in the house by 7pm and in the bed at 9.

[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 11:36 AM. Reason : m]

11/23/2010 11:36:01 AM

I like my coffee like I like my women. Anyone else want a big ass cup of coffee?

11/23/2010 11:37:06 AM

I like my cattle like I like my women, rounded up into the barn by my dogs.

[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 11:39 AM. Reason : d]

11/23/2010 11:38:54 AM

I like my women like I like my women, women.

11/23/2010 11:44:24 AM

I like my Democrats like I like my women. Weak-willed and no self-esteem.

11/23/2010 11:45:01 AM

11/23/2010 11:45:41 AM

I like my Subway like I like my women. Always makin' me sandwiches. And yes, I will add a cookie and a drink. Thanks, honey!

11/23/2010 11:47:59 AM

I like my women like I like my ovens. Hot with big plastic knobs.

11/23/2010 11:50:34 AM

I like my Minecraft like I like my women, refreshingly simple, yet quite complex.

11/23/2010 11:51:33 AM

shouldn't it be "I like my women like I like my ____ "??

anyways, from Bloodhound Gang, "cheese, fat free American singles only"

11/23/2010 12:04:56 PM

Like my steak....pink in the middle with some fat on the ends.


Or something like that.

11/23/2010 1:18:33 PM

Remote, with an option to mute. Also Spanish, just to see if they dub themselves with a guy's voice.

11/23/2010 1:26:29 PM

I like my coffee like I like my women, short, spicy and Arabic

11/23/2010 1:38:47 PM

Quote :

"shouldn't it be "I like my women like I like my ____ "??"

11/23/2010 1:41:11 PM

Polymerase, ripping apart my jeans.

11/23/2010 1:46:11 PM

Quote :

"shouldn't it be "I like my women like I like my ____ "??"

haha, yeah.
I almost said something before, but whatev

11/23/2010 1:50:04 PM

I like my joke thread titles like I like my women, ass backwards

11/23/2010 1:52:48 PM

I like my TWW like I like my women, stupid, easy and always entertaining.

11/23/2010 1:53:59 PM

Quote :

"shouldn't it be "I like my women like I like my ____ "??"

I suppose that depends on if the focus of your sentence is the women or the object.


^ nice.

11/23/2010 2:45:20 PM

Since we're running low on, "I like my women like I like my _____...", everyone complete what the above user starts, (and then start their own.)
I'll start:




I like my women like I like my french fries.....

11/23/2010 2:58:19 PM

I like my Honda like I like women... easy to maintain and always eager to have me inside.

11/23/2010 2:58:28 PM

alcohol, smooth with just enough of a bite for the rough nights.

11/23/2010 3:03:51 PM

Quote :

"I like my video games like I like my women, easy and high replay value. fun to beat "

fixed it for you

11/23/2010 3:11:40 PM

most of these are terrible

11/23/2010 3:17:18 PM

I like my architecture like I like my women, cold and minimalist.

11/23/2010 3:58:20 PM

I like my I like my ____ like I like my women threads like I like my women ... stupid enough to interact with me

11/23/2010 4:20:29 PM

Quote :

"I like my coffee like I like my women, short, spicy and Arabic "

Ohayyy

11/23/2010 4:51:38 PM

Dr. Pepper

Cool, dark & bubbly

11/23/2010 6:30:31 PM

I like my chicken like I like my women, with a little bit of fat on the end

[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 6:56 PM. Reason : rodney carrington song?]

11/23/2010 6:55:45 PM

^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXYEGsHMkGI#t=1m34s

[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 7:21 PM. Reason : -]

11/23/2010 7:21:32 PM

Quote :

"Coffee, ground up and in the freezer"

favorite so far

11/23/2010 7:58:44 PM

Doughnut, glazed with cream in the inside

11/23/2010 10:48:00 PM

why is coffee being stored in the freezer?


why didn't he say taco meat?

11/23/2010 10:52:05 PM