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"How's your father? - This is a very old term for sex which plays on our apparent British sensitivity. Rather than saying the actual "sex" word you could refer to having a bit of How's your Father, instead - nudge, nudge, wink, wink. The sort of old fashioned saying dragged up by Austin Powers."

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"Keep your pecker up - This is one way of saying keep your chin up. Use with caution as in some places your pecker is also your willy!"

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"Dog's bollocks - You would say that something really fantastic was the dog's bollocks. Comes from the fact that a dog's bollocks are so fantastic that he can't stop licking them! Nice huh? Often shortened to just "The dog's"."

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"Arse over elbow - This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. Usually happens after 11pm on a Saturday night and too many lagers! Some Americans say ass over teakettle apparently!"

11/25/2010 1:05:07 PM

You wanker.

11/25/2010 1:18:01 PM

11/25/2010 1:26:25 PM

Having a laugh.

11/25/2010 1:27:45 PM

that thanksgiving meal has me quite knackered

11/25/2010 1:41:10 PM

"Get off the pavement, you bloody coon."

11/25/2010 1:46:14 PM

"Somebody's about to get a fucking slap."

11/25/2010 2:03:31 PM

do one

11/25/2010 3:25:26 PM

having a laugh, having a chat, saying "he wasnt having any of that" when talking about someone getting frustrated, moe-bile phone instead of cell phone

11/25/2010 3:26:48 PM

ELLO GUBNAH

11/25/2010 3:34:35 PM

"Give us a ring."
Any use of the words git, bollocks, wanker
And "Happy Christmas"

11/25/2010 3:49:16 PM

fag

11/25/2010 5:23:43 PM

lol @ this thread. You people are funny.

11/25/2010 7:07:07 PM

"wotcher"

11/25/2010 7:22:21 PM

Arrghhh none of this shit... listening to them for 2 months in the summer was more than enough.

I find them all (more or less) to be fucking weird, compared to Americans.

11/25/2010 7:43:03 PM

pissed = drunk

11/25/2010 7:57:38 PM

^^ somethings wrong with u...that shit is funny

11/25/2010 8:32:13 PM

not if you listen to it day in and day out for 2 months straight. shit drives you crazy. the first few times it is haha but after 2 months you want to strangle the fucker that says bollocks or arse or he wasn't having any of that....

11/25/2010 8:35:54 PM

snog

11/26/2010 12:09:09 AM

journo

11/26/2010 12:13:27 AM

are you having a laugh IS HE HAVING A LAUGH?

11/26/2010 12:26:23 AM

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"You wanker."

11/26/2010 2:17:36 AM

tosser

11/26/2010 3:05:45 AM

"taking the piss" (meaning mocking or satirizing, that sort of thing)

11/26/2010 4:52:20 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDCkYBCS5kI&feature=related

this is arguably one of my favorite moments in film. plz to embed.

11/26/2010 11:20:17 AM

One of my classmates was working on a machine in the lab one day with our British professor. The professor wanted him to turn the knob on the machine "just a little bit." Instead, the professor told my classmate to turn the knob "just a midget's dick."

Not sure if that's British slang, but it def made me lol.

11/26/2010 11:23:03 AM

She's a minger. I wouldn't touch her with my bellend; I'd get a lurgy.

11/26/2010 11:40:45 AM

"over egg the pudding"

11/26/2010 12:11:24 PM

"Doylin' it up."

11/26/2010 12:14:37 PM

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""taking the piss" (meaning mocking or satirizing, that sort of thing)"

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"snog"

The liberal use of the word cunt.

11/26/2010 12:35:29 PM

"all fur coat and no knickers"

11/26/2010 1:01:55 PM

This thread is rubbish.

11/26/2010 1:10:31 PM

Y'all

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/26/2010 1:22:09 PM