IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
People who ask if we take Discover. Yes mother fucker, we take Discover. There is nothing special about your shit.
People who don't use turn signals. At least let me know you're about to do something incredibly stupid. 11/25/2010 5:34:15 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
jerk asses piss me off 11/25/2010 5:35:23 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "People who ask if we take Discover. Yes mother fucker, we take Discover. There is nothing special about your shit." |
a lot of places don't take discover11/25/2010 5:35:46 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
people who signal that they want to get over, so i make some space and they don't merge.
i.e. women drivers. 11/25/2010 5:36:01 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
a lot of places don't take discover] 11/25/2010 5:37:12 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
i really thought i was going to be on here. we've come a long way IMStoned420
my contribution: groups of people walking down a sidewalk who refuse to make way for one person walking in the opposite direction. it is also the quickest way to get my shoulder in your sternum. 11/25/2010 5:37:59 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "a lot of places don't take discover" |
I don't take discover or american express because I know if you own ONE of these cards, then you are guaranteed to own a visa or mastercard.
Visa and mastercard are the most accepted cards11/25/2010 5:41:41 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
a lot of places don't take discover 11/25/2010 5:44:34 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't take discover or american express because I know if you own ONE of these cards, then you are guaranteed to own a visa or mastercard." |
Discover yes, American Express no. A lot of people do strictly American Express.11/25/2010 5:45:22 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
straight cash homie 11/25/2010 5:45:32 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't take discover or american express because I know if you own ONE of these cards, then you are guaranteed to own a visa or mastercard." |
Nobody gives a fuck what your raggedy-ass business accepts11/25/2010 5:45:55 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "People who don't use turn signals. At least let me know you're about to do something incredibly stupid." |
I don't use turn signals because I assume you don't see me even with the turn signal on so it's worthless. Also because of the people who speed up when you put your turn signal on. I don't use turn signals when I'm playing RC Pro Am or Nascar or Grand Theft Auto either11/25/2010 5:46:02 PM |
BoondockSt All American 2354 Posts user info edit post |
^^^winner winner turkey dinner
[Edited on November 25, 2010 at 5:58 PM. Reason : .] 11/25/2010 5:46:31 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't use turn signals because I assume you don't see me even with the turn signal on so it's worthless." |
adjust your assumption11/25/2010 5:47:21 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
If I assume you see me, it is putting me in danger for when you don't see me. Adjustment overruled. 11/25/2010 5:48:48 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
i don't accept your explanation. overruling overruled. 11/25/2010 5:51:34 PM |
Talage All American 5091 Posts user info edit post |
I've become quite adept at knowing when people want to get over, and I will speed up to block them if they DON'T use their turn signal. 11/25/2010 5:55:45 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
People who think they're incredibly smart even though they spend all their time running a shitty pizza place and posting on an internet message board. 11/25/2010 5:56:15 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
ROAD RAGE PASSIVE AGGRESSION ITT 11/25/2010 5:57:33 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
people that go slow in the left lane 11/25/2010 6:20:12 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
damn. i was just thinking about something that people do that really pissed me off the other day but now i can't remember.
oh well
must have not been that bad haha 11/25/2010 6:58:15 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I've become quite adept at knowing when people want to speed up to block me so I pass the car in front of him and get over.
[Edited on November 25, 2010 at 7:16 PM. Reason : .] 11/25/2010 7:15:54 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
GeniuSxBoY explains it all: on the road edition 11/25/2010 7:21:29 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
After driving home for Thanksgiving I was going to post about how much it enrages me when people change lanes without signals. 11/25/2010 7:40:30 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I must piss A LOT of people off who obey the turn signal policy. It's a good thing I go five miles over the speed limit so they can't catch up to me while observing the speed limit policy! 11/25/2010 7:59:17 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
smc 11/25/2010 8:00:25 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
^^No one does it because it's a "policy", you do it because a competent driver knows how to operate a motor vehicle without acting senselessly. I assumed people don't signal just because they're idiots, not because they have some ridiculous misconception that it's strategically advantageous to them to not signal. 11/25/2010 8:02:50 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
GeniuSxBoY exposed...finally the truth
[Edited on November 25, 2010 at 8:04 PM. Reason : ]
11/25/2010 8:03:58 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
A whole 5 mph over the limit?
What a rebel. He's living on the edge. I'll bet your friends say your name with a "Danger" in the middle of it. 11/25/2010 8:05:33 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 11/25/2010 8:07:09 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Good job incriminating yourself, moron. 11/25/2010 8:14:12 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
a lot of places don't take discover 11/25/2010 8:16:39 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "No one does it because it's a "policy", you do it because a competent driver knows how to operate a motor vehicle without acting senselessly. I assumed people don't signal just because they're idiots, not because they have some ridiculous misconception that it's strategically advantageous to them to not signal." |
What you're saying is "People who use their turn signals don't get into automobile accidents."11/25/2010 8:17:01 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on November 25, 2010 at 8:18 PM. Reason : not premie so i can't make it giant ]
11/25/2010 8:17:59 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
Yes. That is word for word, exactly what we are all saying. 11/25/2010 8:18:31 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
I Used to Hate Cell Phones but Now I Hate Car Accidents 11/25/2010 8:20:04 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
people who have posted ITT.
Also The5thsoth 11/25/2010 8:22:09 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I hate the type of people that say "My only reason for living are my kids"
What a fucking loser in life they are. 11/25/2010 9:37:03 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
people who talk excessively about their wealth 11/28/2010 1:22:03 AM |
DiscGolfer All American 2710 Posts user info edit post |
You bitches backing out of obligations for no goddamn reason. You should be ass shamed 11/28/2010 1:30:33 AM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
I hate the people who post under the name GeniuSxBoY. 11/28/2010 2:00:46 AM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
I stopped using my turn signal on the interstate because of assholes that speed up to cut you off. now I only use it when I'm turning off of a road. 11/28/2010 2:09:21 AM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
people that hover in my blind spot on the highway.
people that tailgate me and when I let them pass they go slower then I was originally going and I have to re-pass them.
people who turn extremely slow.
people who stop as soon as the light turns yellow.
people who ride side by side on a two lane highway so nobody can pass when there's an obvious line of people getting held up.
people who blast their shitty bass in a car that isn't soundproofed/dynamatted so their whole car is rattling (not cool man, not cool).
cyclists.
people who can't figure out the extreme complexities of roundabouts.
people who can't parallel park.
people with "my child is an honor student" sticker on their car.
people who let their dog ride in the bed of the truck with the tailgate down.
people with "baby on board" stickers on their car. seriously? am I going to try extra hard not to wreck my car into yours because of that?
those stupid coexist stickers also piss me off.
these are just a few of my traffic related cynicisms, I could go on and on. 11/28/2010 2:21:29 AM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
Add Mike Archer to my list.
And Tom O'Brien for not firing him. 11/28/2010 2:27:06 AM |
DiscGolfer All American 2710 Posts user info edit post |
people who hate cyclists 11/28/2010 2:28:20 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i remembered what it was that made me mad
people that drive straight on into you with their brights on. hate it. and even when you flash your lights at them they are like...."durrrrrh i wonder what could be wrong" 11/28/2010 2:39:34 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
People who make (and contribute to) lists. 11/28/2010 2:52:01 AM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
GeniuSxBoY explains it all: on the how ultraviolet radiation heats the atmosphere edition 11/28/2010 3:30:12 AM |
aea All Amurican 5269 Posts user info edit post |
most of the people that live in this area. Assholes never pay attention to where they are walking or standing. It's really annoying to walk in the street because three people can't figure out they need to have their conversation somewhere OTHER than the middle of the sidewalk.
Bad pet owners (no leash, not cleaning up after them, letting them crap in the middle of a sidewalk or in front of our building entrance)
Bad parents (not controlling your kid, or at least tethering them to you somehow)
People that go through the self-checkout with a cart and a half of groceries, but take 2 minutes to scan a single item. 11/28/2010 8:07:31 AM |
tl All American 8430 Posts user info edit post |
People who ask if we take Discover or American Express. Fuck no we don't take your shitty-ass cards. Get that shit out of here and pay with a regular credit card. 11/28/2010 9:41:24 AM |