If I get picked for the body scan I'm going to opt instead for the pat down (in front of everyone) and make moaning sex noises the entire time and finish it off at the end with a huge orgasm. Can't decide if this will be funny or not.

11/30/2010 11:30:14 PM

Big talk, no action.

/thread

11/30/2010 11:31:45 PM

Don't get me wrong, I'll be popping a xanax before hand.....

11/30/2010 11:32:54 PM

you're going to be under suspicion b/c you have a blurry face.

11/30/2010 11:33:22 PM

this just makes it all the more likely that I'm going to be asked to get a scan

11/30/2010 11:45:09 PM

mytwocents, the next message_topic.aspx?topic=605574?

11/30/2010 11:56:03 PM

I bypassed the scanner at LAX
with my dream and my cardigan

11/30/2010 11:59:42 PM

Maybe I'll ask if they can go a little to the right (or left)....

12/1/2010 12:10:59 AM

I moonlight as a hot chicks body scan technician/pat down specialist. It's a hobby and I do it pro-bono to protect my fellow attractive citizens.

12/1/2010 12:17:24 AM

It will be funny in a 'what the fuck is that girl doing' way.

12/1/2010 12:19:12 AM

i too fly out of LAX on thursday, maybe i'll see you there

12/1/2010 12:21:20 AM

^what terminal?

12/1/2010 12:25:55 AM

united -- 6, i think?

12/1/2010 12:29:51 AM

I'm out of 1.

12/1/2010 12:31:31 AM

this is hilarious and original.

12/1/2010 12:54:34 AM

I'm going to assume by the lack of lol's that you are being sarcastic. I can assure you that while 'hilarious' is a matter of opinion, it is indeed original as I have not heard one peep of anyone doing this. Maybe such a peep was made, but I never heard it...mmmmkkkkayyyyyy

12/1/2010 12:56:34 AM

try that shit and you'll be EX-LAX'd





[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 1:38 AM. Reason : failfailfail]

12/1/2010 1:36:14 AM