Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I've had to clean up both within the past 24 hours, thus the reason for this thread.
It depends on a variety of factors. Consistency, diet, surface, smell, viscosity, time elapsed, texture, etc. But all things considered, I prefer dog shit. Unless its pure liquid rhee, it usually comes up easier, is more homogeneous and has less of a distinct odor. Plus I can take solace in the fact that the culprit usually did so innocently because they couldn't hold it, while the vomiter probably just got drunk and acted like an asshole. 12/1/2010 12:39:10 PM |
skeeter IDFWY 1538 Posts user info edit post |
I pretty much agree with everything you just said. 12/1/2010 12:40:16 PM |
aea All Amurican 5269 Posts user info edit post |
me too 12/1/2010 12:40:38 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
THREAD OF THE YEAR 12/1/2010 12:43:59 PM |
packgirl15 Veteran 357 Posts user info edit post |
I hate cleaning up vomit... even if it's my own. 12/1/2010 12:47:34 PM |
Hey_McFly All American 1116 Posts user info edit post |
dog shit is preferable to clean up vs. human vomit
i don't think there is much left to discuss
looks like we're done here. 12/1/2010 12:49:17 PM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, they're really not even close. 12/1/2010 12:51:37 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
how about dog vomit? 12/1/2010 12:52:58 PM |
skeeter IDFWY 1538 Posts user info edit post |
I would still much rather clean up dog shit. But dog vomit would be better than human vomit. ] 12/1/2010 12:55:13 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
It's not the poop or the vomit that gets me. It's the smell of the bleach-based cleaner I'm using to sanitize everything that makes me want to 12/1/2010 12:55:52 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
12/1/2010 12:56:34 PM |
skeeter IDFWY 1538 Posts user info edit post |
^LMAO 12/1/2010 12:57:16 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43402 Posts user info edit post |
^usually if a dog vomits and you do nothing, they'll lick it up themselves.
Quote : | "I pretty much agree with everything you just said." |
12/1/2010 12:58:42 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
last week my dog ate my 2 year old daughter's turd out of her potty while i was putting her diaper back on, and later proceeded to barf it back up
baby turd dog vomit > * 12/1/2010 12:58:50 PM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
I charge a $20.00 fee to clean human vomit. 12/1/2010 1:01:05 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
I would rather clean dog shit. 12/1/2010 1:02:04 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
dog shit is preferable to clean up vs. human vomit
i don't think there is much left to discuss
looks like we're done here. 12/1/2010 1:02:30 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "last week my dog ate my 2 year old daughter's turd out of her potty while i was putting her diaper back on, and later proceeded to barf it back up
baby turd dog vomit > *
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O M G12/1/2010 1:14:16 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
for some reason picking up dogshit with a plastic bag bothers me. and it shouldn't. i think it's just the feeling in my hands before i turn the bag inside out. 12/1/2010 1:22:10 PM |
dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
after seeing some chick vomit at PB's near the beer pong table, and it festering there for about an hour or so, i think i'll take dog shit any day of the week. 12/1/2010 1:27:33 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
i don't think i really have a preference
other than not cleaning up either 12/1/2010 1:33:41 PM |
jdennis86 All American 3004 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "how about dog vomit?" |
my dog cleans it up himself12/1/2010 1:40:01 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
human vomit is vile.
ugh.
my dog has immune issues so she throws up weekly. it's disgusting (much worse than poop-human or dog) but still doesnt hold a candle to human throw up.
**shudders** 12/1/2010 1:45:34 PM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
I prefer the dog shit for reasons stated by the OP 12/1/2010 1:47:20 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
12/1/2010 1:50:27 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43402 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "for some reason picking up dogshit with a plastic bag bothers me. and it shouldn't. i think it's just the feeling in my hands before i turn the bag inside out." |
probably b/c you can feel it's warmth....kinda gross.12/1/2010 1:50:44 PM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Regardless of human/dog puke/shit, I will need a bucket of my own to puke into while I am cleaning it up. 12/1/2010 1:50:50 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my dog has immune issues so she throws up weekly. it's disgusting (much worse than poop-human or dog) but still doesnt hold a candle to human throw up. " |
i kinda think dog vomit is better than human poop, unless it is like baby. i don't know why.
i worked in a vet for a long time in high school so i think animal (well dog and cat, etc) excrement just doesn't really affect me anymore though. i'm not that grossed out by human stuff either though...but given the choice between dog vomit and human poop. def dog vomit.
and between the human vomit and dog poop, DEF dog poop.
i think i'll choose dog bodily fluids over human most any day haha.
[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 1:53 PM. Reason : .]12/1/2010 1:53:19 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Spent Thanksgiving in Hilton Head and saw what must have been gator diarrhea.
The pile looked like it had slowly settled, and it had spread to like big around as a car tire.
The pugs normally love poop, but even they wanted nothing to do with that massive pile.
Anyway, for me, it goes poop > vomit > diarrhea...species doesn't matter.
[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 2:00 PM. Reason : all about the ease of clean] 12/1/2010 1:58:51 PM |
toemoss All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
Also... cleaning up my mess > cleaning someone else's mess 12/1/2010 2:19:34 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I'd much rather clean up dogshit that spew.
I remember one night, my wife, my stepson, and I went to a State football game and tailgated with a bunch of friends.
We get back, and I'm tucking Jeremy in for the night when he says, "ooh I don't feel so good" and leans over and hurls on the floor. Beth was standing over me laughing so hard there were tears in her eyes...I was trying to clean it up and was horking and gagging the whole time.
She finally told me to get out of the way and let her do it. I happily complied.
Yeah, I'll take a nice steamy pile of dogshit any day over a puddle of vomit. 12/1/2010 2:24:57 PM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
This thread kinda makes me want to puke a little just thinking about cleaning puke/shit up. 12/1/2010 2:34:17 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
this thread reminds me why I will never agree to dog ownership ever again. 12/1/2010 2:37:32 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
this thread reminds me why I don't see myself having kids for a loooong time 12/1/2010 2:48:54 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
this thread reminds me of some chick i hooked up with from years ago.
the first time i met this gal, I went to her house, i watched her dog eat a couple different turds in the yard, and I was like WTF; she said the dog did that all the time and she couldn't seem to stop it no matter what she tried.
then that night i was on her computer and started smelling shit from somewhere. i thought the dog had farted. but the smell just persisted and after a couple minutes i look down, and see this big pile of shit-vomit the little fucker had puked up on the carpet under the desk about 2 feet from my bare feet.
i literally threw up in my mouth a little bit right then and there.
i quit seeing this gal shortly after that.
[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 4:21 PM. Reason : ] 12/1/2010 4:13:50 PM |
BoondockSt All American 2354 Posts user info edit post |
^Hahahah
Oh how I do not miss the days of being an RA over at UT...if you were the RA on duty for a given 24 hour period, it was a virtual certainty (and a 110% chance on Friday/Saturdays) that you'd get a call at about 3:30 in the morning from the front desk to go break out the shop vac and puke-absorbing sand stuff. 12/1/2010 4:16:28 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "while the vomiter probably just got drunk and acted like an asshole." |
What if they had norovirus and couldn't control themselves?12/1/2010 4:18:32 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ They're an asshole for getting the norovirus. 12/1/2010 4:21:37 PM |
arghx Deucefest '04 7584 Posts user info edit post |
What if it's human vomit and human feces?
[Edited on December 1, 2010 at 8:56 PM. Reason : Deucefest '04 never forget] 12/1/2010 8:56:06 PM |