when theres someone else in the next stall and when you've made a considerable amount of noise dropping bombs do you try to avoid meeting the person near the wash basin?

12/2/2010 1:05:37 PM

does it matter, your getting paid for that shit

pun intended

12/2/2010 1:06:25 PM

unless i had some sort of diarrhea, i never took dumps at work

except one time i did and went to this remote bathroom to do it

12/2/2010 1:06:37 PM

highlight of the work day sometimes

12/2/2010 1:07:22 PM

paging Mr. Joshua

12/2/2010 1:07:28 PM

I'll wait til they leave the bathroom before I come out of the stall.

12/2/2010 1:09:00 PM

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"do you try to avoid meeting the person"

Yes in all dumping circumstances.

12/2/2010 1:09:30 PM

You guys are such timid apprehensive motherfuckers. Everyone poops. Who cares who sees you?

I try to synch up our flushes and greet them with a hello and a handshake outside the stalls

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 1:11 PM. Reason : x]

12/2/2010 1:10:32 PM

I peer over the stall when I'm done and ask how theirs is coming.

12/2/2010 1:10:49 PM

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"I'll wait til they leave the bathroom before I come out of the stall."

I do this too, and I am afraid one day I will be sitting next to a person with the same quirk. We will be at a bathroom stalemate.

12/2/2010 1:11:10 PM

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"I'll wait til they leave the bathroom before I come out of the stall."

i'll look at your shoes and identify you when you come out, you noisy shit maker.

12/2/2010 1:12:13 PM

surprised it took Slave Famous a whole 5 minutes to chime in on a fecal matter

12/2/2010 1:12:14 PM

I was taking a dump myself

12/2/2010 1:12:31 PM

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"We will be at a bathroom stalemate."

send that idea to SNL, it has potential

12/2/2010 1:13:53 PM

someone bump a thread that has to be out there about the asshole that comes and pisses in the stall directly adjacent to you and tries to talk

12/2/2010 1:15:04 PM

im thinking cira 2006

12/2/2010 1:15:59 PM

I piss on your foot and show you my first wipe

12/2/2010 1:16:04 PM

you ever sandwich your wipe with another guys wipe? then tear it in half and each flushes the halves at the same time, like turning the key in a submarine?

12/2/2010 1:18:20 PM

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"I'll wait til they leave the bathroom before I come out of the stall."

It's annoying when I'm trying to clean the bathroom and this happens. Some people are persistent to wait it out too.

12/2/2010 1:19:29 PM

are you a janitor??

12/2/2010 1:20:56 PM

any guys work at a place where when a female janitor is cleaning it, they have this "CAUTION: FEMALE ATTENDANT INSIDE" flag/cone set up at the doorway lol

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 1:21 PM. Reason : english]

12/2/2010 1:21:04 PM

i run into that sometimes too

i need everyone to be out before i climb into the heating and air duct to my mission impossible act to steal from the secure vault

but one fucker waiting in his stall fucks up my time window

12/2/2010 1:21:56 PM

what movie had Battle Shits? Not Another Teen Movie?

12/2/2010 1:23:15 PM

Harold & Kumar

12/2/2010 1:23:59 PM

oh right

12/2/2010 1:24:25 PM

i often go in and take a piss while the female janitors are doing whatever in the mens room or the adjoining custodial closet.

they always seem to be there at 6pm, right when i need to take a leak before i leave. i dont really care.

12/2/2010 1:26:13 PM

this thread is not about taking a piss

12/2/2010 1:26:48 PM

oops my bad. i was answering dweedles post.







[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 1:28 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2010 1:27:21 PM

How bout pissing on someone else's clogged dump?

Always a good time

12/2/2010 1:30:57 PM

Shitting to me is a religious experience. I can't get into my xen state with some asshole in the next stall grunting and plopping.

12/2/2010 1:35:05 PM

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"highlight of the work day sometimes"

agreed....i honestly try to be as loud as possible...and say little side comments like "ohh, last nights taco bell is a lot hotter coming out then it was going in"....

12/2/2010 1:37:06 PM

12/2/2010 1:40:06 PM

Bout to. Go hunt for a empty bathroom o defile right now actually

12/2/2010 1:47:57 PM

I often take two or more dumps a day at work. I have no problem, but there is some courtesy I provide to others who are simultaneously shitting with me. If they flush and I am almost done I will wait to allow them the privacy. Whoever flushes last should wait in my opinion.

Gotta outflush em.

12/2/2010 1:49:57 PM

I'm taking one now. The guy next to me is noisy and sounds like he's reading the paper

12/2/2010 2:10:15 PM

Don't drop phone in toilet

12/2/2010 2:18:52 PM

If I'm ever in the bathroom at work and I hear someone making loud shits...I go "Oh man that was a good one!" and hope to leave before they are done so they never know who said it.

12/2/2010 2:20:49 PM

Howard Stern has the same problem thats why hes retiring

12/2/2010 4:36:57 PM

I will wait all day if it takes. I aint a stranger to nappin on the toilet.

12/2/2010 6:52:28 PM

I love shitting at work. People that are freaked out to shit at work or in public are fucking weird

12/2/2010 6:53:20 PM

Im not freaked out by it, ill go drop a bomb on that place and then announce it to anyone who walks in.

I do like to sit there sometimes and observe who doesnt wash thier hands, and realize i will never eat anything made by them or shake thier hand again.

12/2/2010 6:54:53 PM

http://workpoop.com/

12/2/2010 7:18:28 PM

I , too, thought this was a Mr. Joshua thread.

12/2/2010 7:40:11 PM

i drink at least 3 cups of coffee a day at work, so there's usually no getting around it by the afternoon

12/2/2010 7:46:06 PM

the only problem with taking a crap at work is when my stall is occupied and i have to use the handicap stall with the extra tall toilet. its just not as comfortable sitting there with your toes bearly touching the floor.

12/2/2010 9:41:36 PM

Are we ignoring the fact you seriously used the term "wash basin"?

12/2/2010 9:58:03 PM

How can you avoid doing this except for diarrhea? I shit twice a day...usually once at work.

12/2/2010 10:21:28 PM

^^I just remembered I was gonna make a joke about not living in england or going there to wash my hands after I poop in the US.

12/2/2010 10:26:38 PM

There are about 3 different bathrooms at my work, which is unusual imo for its size. Two of the bathrooms are private 1-person dump castles, which is great.

12/2/2010 10:31:43 PM

go eat moes for lunch, you wont have any problem pulling the trigger afterwords

12/2/2010 11:14:08 PM