And then people have to guess which is which. Could be a lot of fun if you people don't fuck it up or get too sensitive.

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" From : qntmfred To : Slave Famous Received : Thursday June 24, 2010 at 11:21 AM Subject : Re: Why not just get rid of him? I wish it were that easy. I wish I could just revoke his status and make him a regular user, or better yet, ban him altogether. I’m as tired of his antics as you are, believe me. We all are. We’re in the same boat here, Slave. He has an army of detractors, and they’d like nothing more that to see him impeached. To simply vanish, vamoose. To not have to deal with his useless posts and threads, copy and pasted articles and “inside information” lifted from various other fan sites. The threads he bumps from months, even years back to try to breathe some new life into them when no one even cared in the first place. To remove this parasite from our presence would enhance the experience on here for everyone else ten fold. But I’m afraid its not that simple. He has friends in high places. He has connections which make it very difficult to simply remove him from his duties. If we let him go about his business, the site suffers and the userbase feels alienated. But we live to post another day. If I were to pull the plug on him, one phone call and this whole site comes crashing down. No warnings, no cease and desist. Just gone, forever. Its just not worth it. Its better if we all just grit our teeth and learn to deal with him, however difficult that may be. Sorry, Slave, but NyM410 is here to stay. "

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"From : ThePeter To : Slave Famous Received : Thursday July 22, 2010 at 5:47 PM Subject : Re: Random Confession Word, can't go wrong with Joie, I've met her and she's good looking and nice as hell. I can't really get behind khcadwal, she's just way too whiny and all I would be able to think about would be her grating high pitched voice as she bitches about her latest drama, plus her body and face isn't all that great (met IRL). Physically, Wolfy has the goods, but again she's just too damn stupid for my taste. This being from seeing her posts in the beach body thread and other posts where she reveals she doesn't think things through, such as ordering a sandwich and removing the bread and some fillings to decrease the calories where she could just order a soup and save money. Lucy is okay, met her in person and she's a pretty chill girl. A little too ectomorph at times but she's got a nice athletic body. begonias is fucking funny as hell and very down to earth, so she'd make an excellent fuck buddy...met her IRL as well. Might be a little too crazy to keep around for too long. The boyfriend is gone so you can assume she'd be down for some good action. elkaybie is pretty damn cute, seen her in person but that's it. Samwise is getting a lot better bod, she's working out a ton and it really shows. Plus her personality is great...but I'm good friends with her so I can't comment past that, haha, other than she's got an awesome personality. I've met LP78 and she has a great body, but I've read too many posts of hers where she just sucks at sex (can't orgasm) which would make the experience a fruitless challenge overall. Her voice reminds me of Ron White, so she would have to eat a pillow to make it bearable. Kinda odd how many of these girls I've met in person I guess for me I take the girl's personality into account for how well the experience would go. I can't take too much stupid in a girl before I'm all "really?" and just give up. "

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" From : khcadwal To : Slave Famous Received : Thursday December 2nd, 2010 at 1:51 PM Subject : Re: Fantasy Come over at8:45. Eric leaves for work at 8:15 so I want to give a little buffer in case he forgets something and has to come back like he does sometimes. I'll be in the shower acting like I don't know anything is wrong. You break the window next to the kitchen door and reach in to unlock it. Wear gloves to make it more real. Creep upstairs silently so I don't hear you. Open the bathroom door and I'll turn the water off and pretend like I'm drying myself off. Thats when you grab me from behind and act like you're choking me. Throw me me on the floor and slap me a few times. Start raping but make sure you keep me pinned down. We'll improvise the rest. Safe word is shimmy shimmy coco pop. PS I bleached my asshole last night, so look forward to that. "

12/2/2010 2:39:05 PM

words

12/2/2010 2:39:47 PM

gotta make these like 1/6 that length if you want me to play along.

edit: okay i read them, lawl at the first. although i can't tell if i was supposed to be setup to think that was gunzz and then the joke is that it's nym or if you think these things about nym.

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 2:43 PM. Reason : b/c i think them about gunzz.]

12/2/2010 2:40:55 PM

Quote :

"shimmy shimmy coco pop"

ahahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha

12/2/2010 2:42:20 PM

The length separates the random hacks from the true benevolent scribes of TWW

12/2/2010 2:42:27 PM

iop1

V - yeah i've gotta agree with him. if the 3rd isn't real, then he's obviously just wanting to post ThePeter's PM from months ago

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 2:44 PM. Reason : yep]

12/2/2010 2:42:30 PM

3rd one is real

12/2/2010 2:43:12 PM

Quote :

"I bleached my asshole last night, so look forward to that."

Hahahahah

12/2/2010 2:44:54 PM

its too much work, but ill sit back and read the thread anyway

12/2/2010 2:45:51 PM

A++++

thread sent

12/2/2010 2:46:17 PM

lol at that first one.

12/2/2010 2:46:52 PM

2nd one is real.

12/2/2010 2:47:22 PM

Quote :

"if the 3rd isn't real, then he's obviously just wanting to post ThePeter's PM from months ago"

12/2/2010 2:48:05 PM

QFT. Third pm is awesome.

12/2/2010 2:49:45 PM

Would read again.

12/2/2010 2:50:15 PM

Quote :

"ectomorph"

12/2/2010 2:51:00 PM

Quote :

"shimmy shimmy coco pop"

hahaha lol, I haven't seen Big in years but for some reason that stays in my head anytime it's brought up.

btw, pretty lulworthy fake PMs. Second one is real of course.

I would do this but all of my PMs are uninteresting and don't really contain any drama so nobody would really care.

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 2:52 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2010 2:51:13 PM

iop1

LULZ ITT

12/2/2010 2:52:46 PM

ThePeter's sounds about right

12/2/2010 2:53:01 PM

Quote :

"From : Joie To : joe_schmoe Received : Thursday December 2, 2010 at 2:21 PM Subject : Why not, everyone else has them sorry about your being backed up and all. here's the link to my FTP site: <<redacted>> don't worry about sending me your boner pics, i've got hundreds and i haven't even looked at half of them. good luck "

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"From : khcadwal To : joe_schmoe Received : Thursday December 2, 2010 at 2:17 PM Subject : boner pics send me your boner pics first, i need to see if it's worth anything "

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"From : bmel To : joe_schmoe Received : Thursday December 2, 2010 at 12:59 PM Subject : Re: pm sorry, there's currently a lawsuit between my agent and the photographer, and the court has them sealed at this time write back in 6 months, maybe they'll be freed up by then. "

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 2:58 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2010 2:53:19 PM

aren't you supposed to be posting pms peoples!!!!!!!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!

12/2/2010 2:53:46 PM

The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.

12/2/2010 2:54:04 PM

I say Joie's is the fake.

12/2/2010 2:55:40 PM

AND WHICH OTHER ONE HUH?

12/2/2010 2:56:02 PM

geez people actually think i'd ask for dick pictures from tww?

i think i need to change my image.

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 3:04 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2010 2:56:16 PM

A+ OP.

might read again

12/2/2010 2:57:10 PM

Slave Famous, can we have a dweedle edition?

12/2/2010 3:00:52 PM

He's not very articulate; I don't think that would be very entertaining

12/2/2010 3:03:23 PM

^^^^ methinks thou doth protest too much.





[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 3:05 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2010 3:04:24 PM

well then joie's is real

or they're all fake haha

do we ever know the truth? if not this thread isn't very fun

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 3:05 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2010 3:05:27 PM

Lol I wanna post some boring manotanis shit to bore this threAd apart but I'm too lazy.

12/2/2010 3:05:41 PM

^^ of course. whatever you say, sugartits.

and i cant reveal whose is real. i promised not to tell. Im sure you of all people understand





[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 3:10 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2010 3:06:32 PM

The problem with khcadwal is that she is one of the biggest attention whores on this site. Until someone finally pays attention to here, then she he gets stuck up and defensive.


You can't have it both ways, lady.

12/2/2010 3:07:01 PM

its true

12/2/2010 3:07:53 PM

so you are saying you didn't like my dick pics?

12/2/2010 3:10:37 PM

quality fun

12/2/2010 3:16:30 PM

lolol joe_schmoe

12/2/2010 3:24:27 PM

Quote :

"Lol I wanna post some boring manotanis shit to bore this threAd apart but I'm too lazy. "

jesus christ

12/2/2010 3:43:47 PM

Note that the correct one was in a conversation AFTER I emailed a random confession to her, so I'm not divulging a "confession".

Quote :

"From : ambrosia1231 To : slackerb Received : Thursday November 12, 2009 at 2:40 PM Subject : confession! I don't enjoy oral. I never have. I mean, I guess it sorta feels OK, but it's not nearly as good as intercourse. So hubs just doesn't bother, which is fine by me. "

Quote :

"From : ambrosia1231 To : slackerb Received : Thursday November 12, 2009 at 2:40 PM Subject : confession! I once had a female TWWer over to my place for a hookup, but told her to leave because somehow, I'd managed to miss how absolutely stupid she is. Then I found out that she lied when she said her bf knew and was okay with said plans for hookup. And I was even more glad I never slept with that idiot. "

Quote :

"From : ambrosia1231 To : slackerb Received : Thursday November 12, 2009 at 2:40 PM Subject : confession! I went over to this dude's house one night just to see his cock. My husband knew about it so it was totally cool that way, but when I arrived the dude was sitting on his couch, fully clothed, with a ball gag in his mouth. Needless to say, I left right away. "

12/2/2010 3:46:43 PM

manotanis

12/2/2010 3:47:46 PM

Hahaha I had no idea what manotanis meant at all, so I google searched it and the "did you mean" brought the lols.

12/2/2010 4:00:04 PM

^^^ too easy

12/2/2010 4:35:39 PM

i think the first ambrosia one is real

12/2/2010 4:39:06 PM

somehow posting xtine's PMs in this thread seems wrong.

12/2/2010 4:42:42 PM

o shut up

12/2/2010 4:45:48 PM

Quote :

"From : nael To : qntmfred Received : Thursday April 17, 2008 at 4:13 PM Subject : Re: server help Thanks again for your help with tww. Honestly, after the server crashed, I was pretty close to just shutting down the site for good. Let me know if you had any thoughts on that database issue I mentioned."

Quote :

"From : Ernie To : qntmfred Received : Wednesday September 22, 2010 at 11:05 AM Subject : SUSPEND ddd How long are you going to keep letting ddd run amok here? It's annoying as hell. DO IT"

Quote :

"From : WolfWall To : qntmfred Received : Friday August 20, 2010 at 2:51 AM Subject : free expression tunnel Hey, this is Trey from wolfwall.com. I just wanted to send you a message about what happened with the tunnel. I didn't think it would blow up like it did - and I realize now what we did was immature and unfair. Sorry."

12/2/2010 4:58:40 PM

i dont recalll being very active in september so im choosing one


why even bring up nael at all she hasnt done anything in years so it must be true

12/2/2010 4:59:48 PM

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 5:02 PM. Reason : very nice qntm, very nice indeed - V - hahahahaha]

12/2/2010 5:00:16 PM

hater

12/2/2010 5:00:47 PM

hate hate hate


LOLOL

[Edited on December 2, 2010 at 5:04 PM. Reason : doh']

12/2/2010 5:01:16 PM