can't go nowhere

this is what it must have been like in the olden times

12/8/2010 11:47:30 AM

Whistle for a stagecoach.

12/8/2010 11:49:36 AM

See how many times you can jack off before your roommates get home

Over/Under 4.5

12/8/2010 11:49:46 AM

is that number BEFORE or AFTER what ive already done this morning

12/8/2010 11:52:07 AM

Starting...................NOW

12/8/2010 11:53:08 AM

roll it down the street, then drop the clutch in 2nd gear and you'll be on your way.

12/8/2010 11:55:06 AM

^,^^
just tried that and disastrous results

where is the clutch on my automatic car?

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 11:57 AM. Reason : ]

12/8/2010 11:56:16 AM

have you no neighbors

12/8/2010 11:56:23 AM

They're MEN with JOBS Jerry!

12/8/2010 11:56:59 AM

I thought you had a whole gaggle of Mexicans and Niggers on your block

Surely at least one of them is home right now

12/8/2010 11:58:09 AM

we're all on a nice "just wave if they're outside and youre driving away" communication basis and i'd like to keep it that way

i dont wanna know their name, i just want crank crank crank

[Edited on December 8, 2010 at 12:01 PM. Reason : yourE]

12/8/2010 12:01:12 PM

Sucks to your Asthmar then I guess

12/8/2010 12:05:18 PM

^^^

12/8/2010 12:11:31 PM

call AAA

or your insurance policy may have roadside assistance on it

or your cell phone may also

12/8/2010 12:12:39 PM

or im just waiting till B0j0s gets off work to give me a jump, then ill go to advance/autozone

12/8/2010 12:20:21 PM