Always gives me extra helpings...

how do I take this to the next level?

12/10/2010 12:18:37 PM

give her a christmas cake


and by cake, I mean penis

12/10/2010 12:19:42 PM

Does she make it extra sloppy for yas?

12/10/2010 12:20:25 PM

Her boss runs the register, and I always see him look at my plate like I got too much... I don't want to step on the toes of the people making my food

12/10/2010 12:22:50 PM

I too love lunch ladies

12/10/2010 12:23:44 PM

SLOPPY JOE AH SLOP AH SLOPPY JOE YEAH

12/10/2010 12:41:51 PM

Take her out to lunch.

12/10/2010 12:42:01 PM

Don't fuck the hand that feeds you

12/10/2010 12:44:29 PM

If I say her pudding looks tasty, is that lame?

12/10/2010 12:54:33 PM

if I were offered the chance to fuck a random member of any profession, I think "lunch lady' would be about the last profession on my list

12/10/2010 1:41:12 PM

12/10/2010 1:43:26 PM

brown bag the lunch or brown bag her.

12/10/2010 1:48:28 PM

^^^Even after the cleaning lady and parking attendant? Lunch lady would be pretty high on my list. But I can be seduced by the food she makes.

12/10/2010 1:53:47 PM

In highschool my girlfriend's mom was a lunch lady and would usually slip me a free chocolate chip cookie or swiss roll if I went through her line to pay. Girlfriend never found out about it because she was in a different lunch period. I always felt slightly bad because I thought I was stealing or abusing the girlfriend's-mom relationship, but then I was like fuck it, swiss rolls are too good to pass up

/cool story




om om nom nom nom

12/10/2010 2:23:58 PM

So apparently she got fired for making racist comments about mexicans...



She was from puerto rico

1/13/2011 2:25:41 PM

^Oh man, a Hispanic lunch lady?!

...wait damnit I was going to try to be racist and infer that they're all Hispanic, but when I was a kid at least they were only bitter old white women. Foiled.

1/13/2011 2:30:17 PM

The Hispanics are moving in and taking all the bitter white womens jobs...

I blame Obama

1/13/2011 2:38:44 PM

the nice lunch lady at middle school used to let me take a roll with my PB and J without paying because my mom paid in advance and i never had any cash, and the vegetarian options sucked ass. then her manager saw me and said i was stealing and i got suspended from school for 3 days.

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 2:40 PM. Reason : ]

1/13/2011 2:39:12 PM

the little ladies in IBM building across the street gave me 2 fresh brownies yesterday ... they lurve me and who could blame them

1/13/2011 2:41:39 PM

They were laced with exlax or arsenic

1/13/2011 2:48:07 PM

^^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPVNAsRE2Ko

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 3:04 PM. Reason : don't know why that popped into my head]

1/13/2011 2:57:32 PM

Sometimes what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although that'll change. Because, by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most.

1/13/2011 2:59:07 PM

Students loved our lunch ladies. Mostly because they were the moms of some of the kids

1/13/2011 3:00:30 PM

^^haha

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 3:01 PM. Reason : remind me what that's from]

1/13/2011 3:00:51 PM

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 3:08 PM. Reason : no auto]

1/13/2011 3:03:08 PM

Quote :

"They were laced with exlax or arsenic"

not hardly, hater
these little old ladies love to give me freebies...this was just the latest
i get chips, drinks, cookies and now brownies and they were delicious

1/13/2011 3:06:08 PM

Well if you didn't get the shits. That means it's a long slow painful death by arsenic.

1/13/2011 3:25:47 PM

Well fuck, they gave me a free apple.

Maybe they were trying to tell me something.

1/13/2011 4:14:58 PM