ya, get a dog then you'll quit freaking people out

12/14/2010 9:50:46 PM

12/14/2010 9:52:13 PM

How dare you make such a judgement of all girls who own cats. You have no idea.

12/14/2010 9:52:18 PM

^^^ sounds like someone can't keep their hoe in check

12/14/2010 9:53:08 PM

haha she was a hoe, 4 show

12/14/2010 9:58:59 PM

pussy is pussy

12/14/2010 9:59:02 PM

who is this alias

12/14/2010 10:03:50 PM

not if it licks it self and coughs up hairy balls

12/14/2010 10:09:18 PM

Quote :

"girls with cats can't be trusted "

I thought all girls have pussies...
































Or do they?

12/14/2010 10:09:36 PM

cats have claws that have been rubbed through sandy cat shit

12/14/2010 10:16:38 PM

girls with twats can't be trusted

12/14/2010 10:18:55 PM

what if a girl has a cat AND a dog? what say you to that?

12/14/2010 10:20:20 PM

what about girls with birds??

12/14/2010 10:23:55 PM

girls with birds be flighty yo

12/14/2010 10:24:35 PM

don't all girls have pussies? or are you advocating transvestites

12/14/2010 10:25:38 PM

if she had a real dog there would be no cat.......for long

12/14/2010 10:30:30 PM

What about a girl with parrots?

12/14/2010 10:34:21 PM

snake girls

12/14/2010 10:35:08 PM

^ any animal with spastic shits isn't a good sign

12/14/2010 10:36:35 PM

what about a girl with a pet rock?

12/15/2010 3:23:39 AM

Birds of all stripes are neurotic and a pain in the ass, and indicate a girl you don't want to be around unless you like to have high-maintenance animals as well as whatever the woman has to offer. Also, there's about a hundred ways to easily kill a bird. Do one of those and the woman will hate you forever. Hint: unless you know a lot about birds, it's impossible not to do one of those things!

Cats are indicative of a number of deep psychological failings that I can't adequately deal with here. Long story short, I'll quote the Onion: Want a box of shit in your house? Date a cat lady.

With dogs it depends on the type. Guys, I'll keep it simple: Picture "dog" in your head. Does the animal she owns look even remotely like what you pictured? Probably cool. Does it look like some overly inbred/miniaturized/short-faced/fluffy version of what you just pictured? She secretly wants some shitty animal but thinks we prefer dogs. She has all the hang-ups of the people with the shitty animal. A King Charles Spaniel/teacup poodle/pug/pomeranian is not a dog. It is a bastardization unto the Lord whose only wish is that it had never been born.

I'm on the fence about snakes. Girls with snakes can be OK, or they can be trying too hard to be goth when they really aren't.

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12/15/2010 3:30:54 AM

If I ever get a dog, I would get a Corgi, but those fuckers are expensive as shit.

12/15/2010 3:38:44 AM

The corgis I worked with are faintly ridiculous-looking, but they were sweet and obedient and whatnot. As far as purebreds go, I can't argue with the choice. Hell, the queen can't get enough of them. But yeah, they are expensive as hell.

Of course, any self-respecting human being should just get a mutt, for many, many reasons (including price).

12/15/2010 3:45:22 AM

What about girls with hamsters?

12/15/2010 10:35:42 AM

pack_marine is my alias.

12/15/2010 10:40:29 AM

Quote :

"Of course, any self-respecting human being should just get a mutt, for many, many reasons (including price)."

<3

12/15/2010 10:42:14 AM

Girls with cats want occasional companionship without being burdened with a lot of responsibility. That sounds like an good thing to me.

12/15/2010 11:32:05 AM

12/15/2010 11:34:51 AM

i can obviously be trusted completely!

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12/15/2010 11:36:52 AM

What about a guy with a cat?

12/15/2010 11:42:54 AM