http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

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"Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease. Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes. The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine. "

[Edited on December 15, 2010 at 5:26 PM. Reason : i already know 2009 = [old] so save it]

12/15/2010 5:25:55 PM

I've known this...

12/15/2010 5:29:47 PM

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"WORST CONTROL GROUP EVER"

12/15/2010 5:33:26 PM

Was it that staring at breasts lowered the groups' blood pressure and pulse, or that having to spend five years resisting the urge to do so raised that of the control group?

12/15/2010 5:36:47 PM

Researcher: Hey buddy, want to participate in a study?

Guy 1: Errr, what's the study about?

Researcher: Well, it's a study involving staring at gigantic breasts

Guy 1: Sweet! Sign me up! What do I have to do?

Researcher: Stare at the floor.

Guy 1:



Researcher: Hey buddy, want to participate in a study?

Guy 2: Errr, what's the study about?

Researcher: Well, it's a study involving staring at gigantic breasts

Guy 2: Sweet! Sign me up! What do I have to do?

Researcher: Stare at these:

Guy 2:

Guy 1:

12/15/2010 5:39:01 PM

if we can't stare at them, what else are we suppose to do? listen to them? yup, there's your heart problem right there...

12/15/2010 6:58:03 PM