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" When the victim began arguing with her 44-year-old mother-in-law, the older woman allegedly "grabbed (the victim's) right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple." The victim yelled to stop, but her mother-in-law allegedly continued to pull until the younger woman began punching her in the face, according to the police report. The victim then told police she threw her mother-in-law into the yard, but the older woman allegedly kicked in the back door and had to be physically removed again. It was when the victim was putting her Advertisement mother-in-law's belongings in the yard that she felt fluid on her breast and realized there was blood on her shirt. When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police. "

http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_16866181

12/15/2010 11:03:42 PM

holy fuck

ouch.

12/15/2010 11:06:25 PM

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Your_nipple_fell_off

12/15/2010 11:07:23 PM

When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police.
When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police.
When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police.
When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police.
When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police.
When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, she told police.

12/15/2010 11:08:35 PM

nipple and white trash... all this needs is a beaver and it's a jeff foxworthy joke

12/15/2010 11:09:21 PM

I can't even begin to imagine how painful this must have been. And I can't believe how long she had to wait in the hospital

12/15/2010 11:26:54 PM

Quote :

"EPIC TITTY TWISTER"

12/15/2010 11:43:19 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.

12/15/2010 11:56:32 PM

bet the bitch won't do that again.

12/16/2010 12:09:28 AM

12/16/2010 1:44:20 AM

I guess there goes her hopes and dreams of being on playboy...

12/16/2010 1:51:44 AM

^ Seems like they'd be more likely to photograph her now

12/16/2010 12:56:29 PM

half way through that last sentence, I let out an involuntary and rather loud "doh, gawd!"

my coworker in the lab turned and looked at me.

12/16/2010 2:28:54 PM

quick put it on ice!

12/16/2010 2:29:10 PM

he who controls the spice, controls the universe

12/16/2010 2:31:01 PM

12/16/2010 2:37:07 PM

12/16/2010 2:48:59 PM

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"my coworker in the lab turned and looked at me."

Did you tell him what you were reading?

12/16/2010 2:58:50 PM

^ No. I do not share anything on TWW the internets with this guy.

He's like 55 years old, and judging by his complete inability to process sarcasm or irony, I think has Aspergers. I tried to explain an internet meme to him once. never again.

12/17/2010 10:52:18 AM

aha to be fair, explaining an internet meme to someone who hasn't already seen it usually fails regardless of their mental condition

[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 10:55 AM. Reason : f]

12/17/2010 10:55:25 AM

true. that's a poor example. my point is, he's a literal motherfucker who doesn't get jokes that are obvious to average people.

12/17/2010 12:11:46 PM

I have2call it as I see it:


"pics or it didn't happen"

[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 1:15 PM. Reason : .]

12/17/2010 1:14:50 PM

oww

12/17/2010 1:18:29 PM