holy shit, i do not know what to say.

http://newsok.com/man-wore-diapers-to-con-baby-sitters-police-say/article/3522850

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"Man admits conning baby sitters by posing as autistic and wearing diapers Oklahoma City man admitted conning baby sitters by posing as an autistic and wearing diapers, police said. He said “all of these acts were for a sexual purpose,” police report. Mark Anthony Richardson Jr., 21, twice this year fooled baby sitters into watching him at their homes in Oklahoma City, police reported. The baby sitters told police he would get sexually aroused when they cleaned him while changing his diapers, police said. Police said he grabbed the breast of one baby sitter’s 18-year-old daughter during an overnight stay in September. Her mother told her “to go back to sleep because he did not know what he was doing,” police reported. Richardson was charged in October with a felony count of sexual battery and seven misdemeanor counts of outraging public decency. A judge this week scheduled his preliminary hearing for Jan. 5. The sexual battery count covers the alleged groping of the 18-year-old woman’s breast. The outraging public decency counts cover seven times he allegedly caused a baby sitter to change his diapers. Prosecutors allege four times were on April 8 and three times were over three weeks in September. Richardson — who is 4 feet 9 inches tall — is being held in the Oklahoma County jail. Prosecutors allege Richardson found his victims from baby-sitting ads placed online at Craigslist. “This bizarre crime is yet another example of the dangers of letting individuals who we meet online into our homes,” Oklahoma County Assistant District Attorney Jimmy Harmon said Friday. Richardson was caught when his last baby sitter became suspicious after he stayed repeatedly at her family’s home in September. The woman told police her 18-year-old daughter had placed the online ad. She said a man — using the name “David” — called about watching his autistic son, “Alex.” Police reported the caller described the son as 19 and said he still wears diapers, drinks formula from a bottle and uses a pacifier. Police now believe the caller was Richardson. The woman chose to baby-sit “Alex” instead of letting her daughter. The woman reported “Alex” first arrived at the house in a taxi at 2 one morning and stood on the porch saying “4121” over and over. The number is the start of the family’s street address. He had $40 and a typed note from “David” that he needed to be fed, according to a police report of her interview. He was wearing a soiled diaper and very old clothes. He also had a backpack with diapers, ointment, a bottle and a pacifier. The woman said that on that first night she changed his diaper and got him clean clothes. She said she read him a bedtime story because he kicked and screamed when she put him in bed. She said she gave him a bottle with baby formula which he drank “with a straight face.” She later gave him a bottle of Kool-Aid. She reported that during most stays he would not be still when she changed his diapers. “He would get up and run around the house. She would have to catch him to finish putting his diaper back on,” police reported. “Looking back on everything now, knowing he was not autistic while she was wiping him and cleaning him up completely disgusts her,” police reported. “She believed initially she was caring for an autistic person, but he was actually someone using her to get stimulated.” Police Inspector Priscilla Helm reported in a court affidavit that Richardson on Oct. 5 admitted he “conned this family and did it … for attention.” “He also admitted to doing this in April 2010 with another woman. He conned her by portraying he was autistic. … He also advised all of these acts were for a sexual purpose.” He is on probation for a 2008 arson charge. His mother said Friday he needs psychological help at a mental institution, not to be sent to a hard-core prison with murderers and rapists who could kill him. She would not disclose her name. “He has some mental disabilities. He’s had them since he was born,” she said. “This is not your average, everyday, walking-the-street citizen. … He lives in a fantasy, not a reality.” Read more: http://newsok.com/man-admits-conning-baby-sitters-by-posing-as-autistic-and-wearing-diapers/article/3522850#ixzz18NYnoN7Y"

12/17/2010 9:25:31 AM

DNL. EXPOSED?

12/17/2010 9:29:56 AM

Sadly enough, there was an article a few years ago about another guy who was doing this.
FYI to all the baby sitters I guess.

12/17/2010 9:37:22 AM

Was he expecting these babysitters to jack him off when they changed him? How does he expect to get his jollies off just by getting his diaper changed? That'd be seriously fucked up if this lady was changing him and he busted a nut without getting a rub.

12/17/2010 9:46:08 AM

oh come on... don't act like a teenage girl wiping your ass doesn't make your yogurt slinger spit out the goof joose

12/17/2010 9:47:32 AM

faksldjfalksdjflaksjdflkasjdfklajsdfkajsd

while this is fucked up, I can't help but wonder what the F was going through all the babysitters' minds - especially the mother whose daughter was felt up

autism does not necessarily equal a degree of mental retardation where someone doesn't know what they're doing

(for the record, I'm not saying he doesn't have some mental disability, because he obviously does, but I just don't understand why people wouldn't do some research on what autism really is .... but then again, they met the dude off Craigslist)

[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 9:59 AM. Reason : .]

12/17/2010 9:56:07 AM

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"BOTTLE OF KOOL-AID"

12/17/2010 9:57:00 AM

I knew a group of guys in college that had a contest to see who could shit them selves first. They all put on diapers and sat on their front porch with a keg.

They said it was surprisingly difficult to purposefully shit yourself. Makes me wonder how this dude did it apparently 3 times in one afternoon of babysitting.

12/17/2010 10:37:18 AM

12/17/2010 10:53:17 AM

lollllllllllllllllllllllll

12/17/2010 10:55:41 AM

Seen a porno like this once, except instead of wiping his ass, the babysitter blew him

12/17/2010 10:57:36 AM

I swear I read about this months ago

12/17/2010 11:12:20 AM

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"your yogurt slinger"

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"spit goof joose"

12/17/2010 11:12:24 AM

So, apparently, this guy was already a viral sensation as the original "Beavis"

12/17/2010 3:17:30 PM

i work in a group home for people with autism, and theres always those moments where the resident will do or say something that makes you stop, stare and think to yourself..."you fucking faker"

12/17/2010 4:24:32 PM

you fucking faker

12/17/2010 4:34:17 PM

Play on, playa

12/17/2010 6:29:49 PM

GIVE THAT MAN HIS BOTTLE

12/17/2010 7:52:22 PM

I, too, tried that shit once

12/17/2010 8:14:39 PM

12/17/2010 8:18:41 PM

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"Samwise16: faksldjfalksdjflaksjdflkasjdfklajsdfkajsd while this is fucked up, I can't help but wonder what the F was going through all the babysitters' minds - especially the mother whose daughter was felt up autism does not necessarily equal a degree of mental retardation where someone doesn't know what they're doing (for the record, I'm not saying he doesn't have some mental disability, because he obviously does, but I just don't understand why people wouldn't do some research on what autism really is .... but then again, they met the dude off Craigslist)"

I disagree. I'm alright at doing the research on the Internets, and I still wouldn't have the confidence to call this dude out. People routinely use incorrect terms to identify disabilities...so even if his "caretaker" said he has autism, you'd have to assume it could be anything. Sure, I'd think it was odd that he drank formula, but if that's what his caretaker said he eats, I wouldn't question it--I might place a call to social services on his behalf though. Furthermore, I have been felt up by someone with autism, and what was I supposed to do? File a police report?

Would I agree to watch after him a second time? No, of course not. But I'm not hard up for cash like some folks are right now. I probably wouldn't have agreed to do it the first time since I'm not qualified...but again, I'm doing alright for money, and many people are not. This dude straight up took advantage of them.

12/17/2010 8:35:17 PM

12/17/2010 9:35:47 PM

12/17/2010 11:57:45 PM

Oklahoma.

enough said

12/18/2010 12:02:25 AM

IF THIS IS NOT APRIL FOOLS

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/31/obese-ohio-man-dies-fused-chair-2-years/?test=latestnews

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"A morbidly obese Ohio man has died after police found him fused to a chair he had not moved from in two years and were forced to cut a hole in the wall of his house just to get him out, WTOV-TV reported Wednesday. The unnamed 43-year-old man's roommates called police who found him unconscious. He was taken to Wheeling Hospital in nearby West Virginia, where he later died. A hospital spokesman would not comment on the man's death. The man lived with two able-bodied roommates -- including his girlfriend, who officials said fed him since he never got up -- in a home in Bellaire, Ohio. The roommates called police upon finding the man unresponsive on Sunday. Officers who responded to the scene said that the man's skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible, WTRF-TV reported earlier. One officer said it was the worst thing he had ever responded to. Another told the local TV station he had to throw away his uniform after helping remove the man from the chair. "The living room where the man lived in his chair was very filthy, very deplorable. It's unbelievable that somebody lives in conditions like that," Jim Chase, a local city code enforcer, told WTRF. "I instructed the landlord this [Monday] morning and the two people, the tenants at the house, they had to get it cleaned, there's no way they can live in something like that, and so they are working on it," he added. "I'll be going back daily, checking on it, making sure that they get it cleaned it and serviceable. If not, they must get out." The landlord said the man used to be an active person and said she had no idea how bad his condition was since he covered himself with a blanket every time she came to visit. Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/31/obese-ohio-man-dies-fused-chair-2-years/#ixzz1IHH4XuJI"

4/1/2011 9:25:11 AM

^I heard about that yesterday, so it's legit.

Wait, this might be the April Fools part:

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"The man lived with two able-bodied roommates -- including his girlfriend"

[Edited on April 1, 2011 at 9:28 AM. Reason : -]

4/1/2011 9:26:29 AM

how the fuck does someone fuse to a chair? jesus.

4/1/2011 9:29:53 AM

whoa.

4/1/2011 9:30:43 AM

Worthless without pics of the girlfriend.

4/1/2011 9:31:38 AM

Add this to the worst ways to die list

4/1/2011 9:35:35 AM

^^^^I remember hearing about cases of that in the past. Another example:

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

4/1/2011 9:47:00 AM

Lol @ the girlfriend

GF: "hey baby you wanna..____...tonight."

CHAIR EMBEDDED DUDE "naw I am stuck to this chair and I just shit myself, can you fix me sandwich and bring me a towel though?"

4/1/2011 10:05:50 AM

when are the pictures going to leak out?

4/1/2011 10:11:39 AM