The new, retro-inspired Cap'n Crunch boxes are kind of creepy, featuring a cracked-out Cap'n and Seadog. I miss the old-school, sleepy, stoner Cap'n

Old-School Cap'n Cannabis and Stoner Seadog


New, Retro Cap'n Crackberry and Psycho Seadog


I wish they had eyelids. Now they just look like they're on a meth-fueled cereal raid.

12/17/2010 3:04:17 PM

creepy, seriously?

SERIOUSLY, REALLY?

12/17/2010 3:06:23 PM

IT MAKES ME MAD INSIDE MY HEAD

[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 3:09 PM. Reason : D]

12/17/2010 3:08:35 PM

Does it still tear up the inside of your mouth?

12/17/2010 3:11:16 PM

well now they need to make one where he's mixing uppers and downers

12/17/2010 3:15:35 PM

Bad shroom voyage arrrrrrrr

12/17/2010 3:17:37 PM

Personally I prefer peanut butter crunch.

12/17/2010 3:21:10 PM

you notice weird things

12/17/2010 3:21:44 PM

12/17/2010 3:22:14 PM

What fucking pisses me off is that my favorite goddamn peanut butter cap'n crunch has gotten increasingly pussified over the years.

It ain't got shit for peanut butter like it used to 25-30 years ago. Cheap goddamn bastards.

I could rant about the food industry slippin' it in our collective shitter dry and sideways...I could rant for fucking HOURS.

12/17/2010 3:24:20 PM

Don't Ask, Don't Tell version

AKA, romance on the high seas

[Edited on December 17, 2010 at 3:33 PM. Reason : k]

12/17/2010 3:33:18 PM

Fruit punch flavored cereal? That has high potential for being

12/17/2010 3:35:20 PM

fuck yeah super soap shaper!

12/17/2010 3:37:02 PM

omg I want all of them

12/17/2010 3:40:34 PM

Well first he was Private Crunch. He was promoted to Corporal Crunch in Korea. Following some heroic action late in the Korean war, he got a battlefield commision to 2nd Lieutenant Crunch. Between wars he was promoted for exceptional work to 1st Lieutenant Crunch and during Vietnam after leading a squad on a very tough assignment of taking a hill, he was made Captain Crunch.

It's a common misconception that he was in the navy, but in reality he wasn't a pussy so this couldn't be true.

12/17/2010 3:51:01 PM

12/17/2010 3:52:58 PM

EXCEPT BOOMERS OK

12/17/2010 3:59:25 PM

I want to get some peanut crunch right now.

BEST THREAD EVER!

12/17/2010 4:01:14 PM

lolololol surefire way to lure chembob to post


NAVYS FOR GAYS

12/17/2010 4:05:13 PM

Why do monster cartoon characters sell cereal? I always thought Chocula, Ronald McDonald and the Fry Guys were scary.

12/17/2010 6:15:29 PM

and next:

12/17/2010 6:16:59 PM

At least bowl o razor crunch doesn't cause morbid obesity and tooth decay

12/17/2010 6:19:13 PM

it cuts muh gums

but I still love it

12/17/2010 6:20:19 PM

Quote :

"FREE FRENCH FRIES"

Quote :

"FREE COLLECTOR CARDS"

Quote :

"CHOCKLE FUN STICKERS"

Quote :

"BALLOON RACER INSIDE"

Quote :

"SUPER SOAP SHAPER"

12/17/2010 6:21:44 PM

My razor blade Os came with a free condom






now I'm preggers

12/17/2010 6:23:14 PM

Quote :

"INSIDE ONE SUPER"

12/17/2010 6:25:10 PM

^^ lollers

12/17/2010 6:26:19 PM

Quote :

"FORTIFIED WITH 9"

12/17/2010 6:27:18 PM

Quote :

" GAY SAILOR HIPPO "

12/17/2010 6:48:59 PM

I ate capt crunch for lunch everyday during the summer i was 13. as a result, i no longer have a roof of my mouth.

12/17/2010 6:59:50 PM

I used to love crunch berries as a kid. Then one day I was home sick from school. I was laying on the couch feeling like shit and that feeling hit me. I made a run for the bathroom trying to hold it in. As soon as I hit the door to the bathroom BLAM! I painted the bathroom wall with cap'n'crunch. It was a helluva mess.

12/17/2010 7:00:12 PM

man i miss coupons for free french fries with purchase of sugary cereal. Fucking granola hippy liberals

12/17/2010 8:52:44 PM

Quote :

"I used to love crunch berries as a kid. Then one day I was home sick from school. I was laying on the couch feeling like shit and that feeling hit me. I made a run for the bathroom trying to hold it in. As soon as I hit the door to the bathroom BLAM! I painted the bathroom wall with cap'n'crunch. It was a helluva mess."

if only you had been sick on both ends.. imagine the awesomeness that is rainbow projectile vomit combined with projectile rainbow dookie..

12/17/2010 9:39:14 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Draper

12/17/2010 10:15:10 PM

Quote :

""Sir there's a Lt. Crunch here to see you..." ... "Actually I've been promoted...it's Captain Crunch.""

12/17/2010 10:17:30 PM

this is clearly the work of INTELLIGENT DESIGN

12/17/2010 10:30:33 PM

hahahaha

Quote :

"It Stays Crunchy, Even in Milk!"

12/18/2010 7:18:35 AM

2600

12/18/2010 9:33:45 AM

to me, fruit punch flavored cereal seems to me

12/18/2010 10:42:56 AM