Are they an honorary state alumni associate?

What if a State alumni marries a UNC alumni, are they an honorary tarhole?

We need ground rules people. Shit is important.

12/24/2010 1:47:03 AM

Im getting married in June to a UNC grad... I don't wanna be an honorary tarhole though. WHAT DO I DO?!?

12/24/2010 1:48:55 AM

You have to shoot her in the head.

It's the only way to end this madness.

[Edited on December 24, 2010 at 1:50 AM. Reason : oh wait that's zombies right?]

12/24/2010 1:50:30 AM

1) It depends on the background and where they went.
2) Hara-kiri

12/24/2010 1:50:53 AM

12/24/2010 1:57:47 AM

Quote :

"HOUSE DIVIDED FLAG"

12/24/2010 1:58:20 AM

The only solution is fire, and lots of it.

12/24/2010 2:05:51 AM

Quote :

"WHAT DO I DO?!?"

The important thing when parents fight is to have the kids pick sides to prove who is right. Now have some kids and buy them wolfpack gear. That way you can stamp out the UNC support within one generation. Its the only way.

12/24/2010 5:01:16 AM

You could also become a rational adult and not worry about petty differences.

12/24/2010 9:56:06 AM

Obviously Madman is better than all of us because we support our school.

12/24/2010 10:55:31 AM

If you buy a "house divided flag", I'll burn your fucking house down, and piss on the ashes of the flag, fag.

12/24/2010 11:26:35 AM

people that have house divided flags deserve to have their house literally divided.

12/24/2010 1:11:07 PM

you can let her return to her campus at anytime, unsupervised

it's not like the guys at unc fuck girls

12/24/2010 1:17:21 PM

The only solution is to beat your wife into submission.

12/24/2010 1:17:23 PM

AN ALUMNI

12/24/2010 1:22:11 PM

alumnus

alumna

12/24/2010 1:31:48 PM

aluminati

12/24/2010 1:32:42 PM

Quote :

"Im getting married in June to a UNC grad..."

1) Red tuxes for all the groomsmen.
2) As soon to be wife walks down the aisle start the NNNNN CCCCCC SSSTTTTAAAATTEEE...N C STATE chant with said red tux wearing groomsmen.
3) "I (insert your name) take you (insert spouse's name) to be my wife, through NC State shit and beating your cheating, suckfest, excuse of a school 4 years in a row and once it was 41-10! BOOM! Go Wolfpack!"
4) Enjoy your life.

12/24/2010 7:40:16 PM

^we start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy.

12/24/2010 7:49:27 PM

best. wedding. ever.

12/24/2010 7:55:12 PM

12/24/2010 7:57:06 PM

Fuck unc and if you marry someone from there, then fuck you too

12/24/2010 8:16:00 PM

train your kids from early on to hate on unc, use bribes to enforce

12/24/2010 10:11:52 PM

I wouldn't wish NC State fandom on my worst enemy, especially not my children.

12/24/2010 10:35:08 PM

lol at the wedding thing. I was thinking the same thing.

12/24/2010 11:04:01 PM

There are UNC people who claim to hate UNC and regret going there, and they seem like acceptable mates.

But they aren't. Those people are spies. According to the Geneva conventions, you're allowed to shoot them.

12/25/2010 1:16:15 AM

haha they're our rivals

12/25/2010 1:21:24 AM

^^ Dually noted.

12/25/2010 3:09:15 AM

no idiot from state marries a Ram

12/25/2010 3:11:21 AM

I like this

Quote :

"The important thing when parents fight is to have the kids pick sides to prove who is right. Now have some kids and buy them wolfpack gear. That way you can stamp out the UNC support within one generation. Its the only way."

much better than this, lol

Quote :

"You have to shoot her in the head. It's the only way to end this madness."

12/25/2010 3:15:10 AM