Who's getting some?

12/25/2010 4:00:55 AM

not I

12/25/2010 4:04:35 AM

posserbly

12/25/2010 4:14:51 AM

Time of the month always happens on holidays. I never get holiday nookie

12/25/2010 4:19:14 AM

getting mine here in about ~10 mins

12/25/2010 4:34:38 AM

oh yea gf starts taking the WHITE pills tomorrow...so i better get it while i can

12/25/2010 5:59:35 AM

I'm going to the bar tonight to troll for lonely single girls. Should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

12/25/2010 8:08:52 AM

^ Hahaha

This has got to be even better than Valentine's for the Lonely Hearts Club gatherings.

I will be sleeping alone or I'll share a bed with the other kind of Christmas pussy (Peaches, the cat).

12/25/2010 8:25:38 AM

It's much better. The lonely valentines girls are usually bat shit crazy.

12/25/2010 8:45:08 AM

yeah these people just want a person...not the person...

12/25/2010 9:11:29 AM

^ I said that about myself last night to a friend

12/25/2010 9:51:09 AM

Quote :

"I'm going to the bar tonight to troll for lonely single girls. Should be like shooting fish in a barrel."

Ditto . . . problem is, my only weapon is a nerf gun

Quote :

"yeah these people just want a person"

A surprising number of women want this . . . for every birthday that ticks by for a single woman, the bar gets just a little bit lower.

[Edited on December 25, 2010 at 10:40 AM. Reason : .]

12/25/2010 10:38:15 AM

Pretty sure I've never gotten Christmas pussy. Always been stuck with the family.

12/25/2010 10:40:25 AM

oh i will

but it'll probably be later

does it still count if it's after midnight or should i thrust for earlier

12/25/2010 11:27:37 AM

nope.

12/25/2010 11:57:01 AM

Its called christmas trim, dunce

12/25/2010 2:23:03 PM

Well nevermind point is moot now anyway

[Edited on December 25, 2010 at 3:07 PM. Reason : I don't smoke]

12/25/2010 2:52:21 PM

the only i will be getting is the cat sitting on my lap

12/25/2010 2:53:58 PM

oh I'll sit on your lap alright

12/25/2010 3:06:31 PM

haaaaaaaaaaaaay

12/25/2010 3:19:25 PM

I'd like some Christmas Strange.

12/25/2010 3:24:05 PM

Quote :

"Time of the month always happens on holidays. I never get holiday nookie"

12/25/2010 4:23:48 PM

Stuck at work. Weather doesn't take a holiday so I suppose neither do I (I mean, someone has to ensure you folks get your white Christmas). Tomorrow holds some potential though.

12/25/2010 4:33:22 PM

Not til Wednesday

12/25/2010 5:08:49 PM

Imma try!

12/25/2010 5:21:27 PM

ha, the guy in front of me at CVS had a box of Trojans and an assortment of lubes so he must be planning on it.

12/25/2010 5:33:49 PM

Sounds like he was planning on gettin some Christmas ass.

12/25/2010 5:54:49 PM

I won't be getting any, unless I go hit the bars lookin for some christmas strange.

12/25/2010 6:51:03 PM

Quote :

"christmas strange"

hahahahaha

12/25/2010 6:51:54 PM

yeah. Even though I spent Christmas day with the parents and my sister's family, still sucks a little to be hanging at the house alone on the holidays.

12/25/2010 6:56:18 PM

Quote :

"ASSORTMENT OF LUBES"

12/25/2010 7:02:39 PM

^lol

12/25/2010 7:07:08 PM

If the damn woman ever calls, yes.

I mean come on!

12/25/2010 7:15:39 PM

as soon as we find her phone, she'll holler at ya. j/k


Now, GO PUT SOME FOOTPRINTS ON THE CEILING!! HOLLER!!

12/25/2010 7:22:24 PM

hey bastards, this is Jesus' day... you can put off being shot down by women for one day

12/25/2010 8:11:24 PM

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12/25/2010 8:49:35 PM

Nope!

12/25/2010 11:17:34 PM

<== failed

12/25/2010 11:27:08 PM

who can get here in less than 25 minutes??

12/25/2010 11:33:22 PM

The only women I've so much as seen since being home are either related to me by blood, married to good friends, or lesbians.

12/26/2010 1:00:13 AM

12/26/2010 3:18:56 AM

What about day after Christmas?

I STILL HAVE TIME!

12/26/2010 4:18:07 AM

you were supposed to hang out with me diva

12/26/2010 4:42:25 AM

We can still hang out.

12/26/2010 8:41:37 AM