jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
My old gf used to be in the habit of bragging about my being a very passionate and talented lover to all of her friends, I always thought that was way too personal but there wasn't anything I could do about it. Now that she finally has kicked me away for not having a career, (apparently, my thousands of hours of volunteer teaching and environmentalism, liberal political activity, continuing coursework, and managing my own personal wealth don't count) all of her young professional friends, all lovely, educated Chinese girls, are trying to add me to Facebook and stuff, like 50 of them. I only have a Facebook to talk to one single person I think is a real friend and I barely ever even talk to him either just because I'm sort of a solitary person. What do I do? I have this whole other life now, down here in Florida. Should I try to be friends with these girls? Is that unfair to my old gf? 12/27/2010 10:21:34 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
get a job, hippie 12/27/2010 10:22:14 PM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
free thread 12/27/2010 10:23:03 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
12/27/2010 10:23:16 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
what should you do?
man the fuck up and slang that dick 12/27/2010 10:23:17 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
i'm hoping to see a picture of the mythical "lovely Chinese" person 12/27/2010 10:24:20 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "apparently, my thousands of hours of volunteer teaching and environmentalism, liberal political activity, continuing coursework, and managing my own personal wealth don't count" |
yeah none of those count because none of that is a career12/27/2010 10:24:46 PM |
confusi0n All American 5076 Posts user info edit post |
get a job, hippie 12/27/2010 10:26:51 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I only have a Facebook to talk to one single person I think is a real friend and I barely ever even talk to him either just because I'm sort of a solitary person" |
you got bigger issues then your x-gf's Chinese FB stalkin friends12/27/2010 10:27:18 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
This is probably the most coherent paragraph jcgolden has ever written on TWW. Congrats! 12/27/2010 10:28:08 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
yeah i had already established that this guy was a little weird so when i got to that Facebook part i just attributed it to that lol 12/27/2010 10:28:27 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
50 of them? It's all the same person, dude. 12/27/2010 10:30:12 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
you probably should be single for quite a while, like a year or at least until you get into a professional career, and concentrate on yourself and your own life, without anyone else in it
and not focus on sex so much
WOMEN ARE PEOPLE TOO 12/27/2010 10:38:31 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
yo holmes, to bel air! 12/27/2010 10:41:26 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
This thread makes my head hurt. 12/27/2010 10:45:19 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
From all the passion and talent? 12/27/2010 10:45:44 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
12/27/2010 10:46:06 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
i had 50 people tryin' to talk to me on fb once--one was EMCE, one was H8R, and the other 48 were TroopofEchos 12/27/2010 10:47:39 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
don't listen to H8R when he tells you to stay single for a year
he told me the same thing, then stole my little black book, and hooked up with all of my friends. even the ugly ones 12/27/2010 10:47:56 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
10/10 thread! 12/27/2010 10:50:18 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
It makes my head hurt because I want to say so many things that my head could explode.
Also, H8R told me to stay single for a year. That's because he wanted to hook up with my friends.
[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 10:56 PM. Reason : s] 12/27/2010 10:55:26 PM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
Can someone give me a precise explanation of Facebook and how people use it? Is there some sort of etiquette or convention for dealing with old-gf? She's one of the best people I've ever known, I don't want to cause her any stress or anything. She once paid $20,000 cash to get me out of jail, that's the kind of person she is. We were swimming across the Catawba River and somebody threw my keys out of my pants as a prank I guess: turned out, when the cops came, I was wanted for violating some probation I didn't even know I was on for driving with unpaid speeding tickets. 12/27/2010 10:55:55 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
Why would the cops come for that?
[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 10:58 PM. Reason : We've got all night lucy, take it slow and tell me everything ] 12/27/2010 10:57:28 PM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
Well, we were standing around sports car with no clothes at a boat launch/ public park area. I guess somebody called the police. 12/27/2010 11:05:28 PM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
well, I had like black knit boxers like i used to wear and she had bra and paanties 12/27/2010 11:06:54 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
i love to get people with that line to stay single for a year while i date all their friends, even the ugly ones
it's so money 12/27/2010 11:07:37 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
i think [user]mambagirl[/user] bought another user name 12/27/2010 11:09:31 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
get a job, you fucking bum. 12/27/2010 11:12:07 PM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
I not really qualified to do anything specific and I have large gaps in my resume. I just stick to my own business activities, only thing I don't like is not haveing health insurance. I'm actually working on a big new vnture, i going to be epic. But I more interested in how I should deal with old-gf. I went to several Chinese weddings and stuff, I really like those girls. They play this adorable game where they tie up the bride and the other girls chase her around and ask her these dirty questions and she has to have the right answers or the marriage won't last. Or something like that, I'm usually pretty drunk by then. 12/27/2010 11:22:46 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
your next epic venture should be learning how to use the word "am". 12/27/2010 11:34:18 PM |
Kickstand All American 11541 Posts user info edit post |
Go out and get you some strange, Mr. Golden!
Quote : | "Can someone give me a precise explanation of Facebook and how people use it?" |
locate "poke" feature and abuse
[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 11:45 PM. Reason : .]12/27/2010 11:42:30 PM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
Just to let you know, this isn't a troll. I don't sleep around or have casual relationships, I am not implying that I want to have sex with all these girs, I just like them. I really just want one girl to love for the rest of my life and take care of and foot massages and scratchies. Actually, old gf taught me this nice thing thats sort of like a foot massage but for the hand, feels very good. 12/27/2010 11:43:06 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Just to let you know, this isn't a troll." |
Definitely a troll.12/27/2010 11:44:25 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Was it a... hand massage? 12/27/2010 11:45:27 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
Whats golden Nothin but this chain cause its frozen I just spit fat rhymes thats mad swollen And keep holdin on to whats golden
some 2002 ice storm shit 12/27/2010 11:46:04 PM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
I emailed very famous person earlier tonight to ask for his help with my new business idea (I not afford the kind of lawyers and stuff I need for this new financial product I trying to create) and to tell him about this other girl I think I'm in love with even though I barely know her. I have no idea whatsoever if he will even get it. Apparently, the president of his "fan club" is the one who will read my letter first. But this person, if he gets the letter will prolly at least reply considering all of the neat things I do. 12/28/2010 12:08:47 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
are you asian?
because this is really pathetic.
either that, or you're trolling.
Quote : | "get a job, hippie" |
saps FTW12/28/2010 12:19:25 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
the nigerians have made it to the wolf web? 12/28/2010 12:23:03 AM |
erice85 All American 4549 Posts user info edit post |
exhibit A why this site is going into the shitter 12/28/2010 12:24:16 AM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
Person is community leader where I live, is entirely possible he help me because of things I do here. I not rly even nned help, I just so much more prestige he can if he want to involved. I already has business model and everything worked out, except for this one aspect related to a financial product that would scale it way up. I want to more details but ppl tend to not do it on TWW so maybe I not too much detail. 12/28/2010 12:27:06 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
ENGRISH, MOTHERFUCKER
DO YOU SPEAK IT? 12/28/2010 12:27:49 AM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
I rly only to talk about girl on TWW 12/28/2010 12:28:29 AM |
roddy All American 25832 Posts user info edit post |
here is his pic....
[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 12:40 AM. Reason : c] 12/28/2010 12:39:59 AM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
Actually, ppl say I look like Donny Osmond but I have deep blue eyes and very complex personality and extremely passionate, so much so, that it becomes very stressful for me to even have friends. I am a very good teacher though, very inspiring.
[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 12:46 AM. Reason : details]
[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 12:48 AM. Reason : more details] 12/28/2010 12:42:52 AM |
erice85 All American 4549 Posts user info edit post |
must not be too talented
ya bum 12/28/2010 12:50:25 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "apparently, my thousands of hours of volunteer teaching and environmentalism, liberal political activity, continuing coursework, and managing my own personal wealth don't count" |
lol12/28/2010 12:55:53 AM |
roddy All American 25832 Posts user info edit post |
^ yeah, apparently that is correct 12/28/2010 1:00:35 AM |
confusi0n All American 5076 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just so much more prestige he can if he want to involved" |
wtf12/28/2010 1:59:51 AM |
mawle427 All American 22137 Posts user info edit post |
Why wasn't this thread titled "I am a giant, socially awkward twat"? 12/28/2010 2:52:16 AM |
JK All American 6839 Posts user info edit post |
pass.12/28/2010 2:55:33 AM |