Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Discuss 12/31/2010 3:53:06 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
It's already 2011 in some parts of the US. 12/31/2010 3:53:39 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Did US take over Nippon? 12/31/2010 3:54:30 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Guam, you silly goose 12/31/2010 3:58:19 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Happy New Year + 4 minutes! 12/31/2010 4:04:45 PM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs 12/31/2010 6:39:10 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
alright i am going out with friends for dinner!
See you people in 2011! 12/31/2010 7:50:32 PM |
JCE2011 Suspended 5608 Posts user info edit post |
This is my year 1/1/2011 12:53:23 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
where my future at? flying cars and all that zangggggg 1/1/2011 11:16:40 AM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
So I went out last night to White Collar Crime and ended up picking up a random chick on the dance floor that wanted to go back to my place with me. I happily oblige as she is a very attractive. I suggest a cab as this was my original plan to get home but she decides she wants to drive her car. We end up making it back to my apartment complex safe and park near one of the buildings. I inform her that she will be towed unless she parks in a visitor spot and in her inebriated state she decides to "stick it to the man" and parks in the grass between two buildings sevearal hundred feet away from the pavement. I promptly get her out of the car and I remove the car from the lawn and park it several buildings down as the only available visitor spots are there.
After that I walk back and hand the keys back to the girl before we go into my bedroom. We end up not doing anything so I grow bored quickly and decide to pass out. The girl tries to convince me several times to walk her out to her car but I refuse as I felt no obligation (It's not like I got anything). I tell her where her car is and fall asleep promptly as soon as she is gone.
Several hours later at 6 AM I am awakened by a Raleigh Police Officer shining a light in my eyes in my room (Roommate let him in after he was pounding on the door). He doesn't waste any time and starts interrogating me immediately. He claims I drove the vehicle into the grass (tire marks clearly present) and used a vehicle without "authorized use." I of course deny both charges without telling the officer it was the girl as I wasn't sure what was going on and didn't want to get anyone in trouble. The officer then starts badgering me about where the keys to the vehicle were and the actual car. I quickly find the keys on the coffee table in the middle of the apartment and then lead him towards the extra visitor parking spots. Along the way he makes snide comments about taking a "nature walk" to have to find the vehicle, which is backed in neatly in the first visitor spot.
While walking outside I notice the girl is with the officer and can't figure out who the hell called the police. My best guess is a neighbor but as I think about it I am more and more I am sure it had to be the girl trying to find her car.
Anyway, after telling the officer multiple times I had nothing to do with the vehicle being parked on the grass, he decideds that it is indeed my fault (even if I didn't drive the vehicle) as I had invited a guest back to the apartment complex. He tells me he is going to charge me with a felony "unauthorized use" unless I contact the apartment complex first thing this morning and let them know it was my fault as my guest had caused the damage. Evidently it is a crime to move a car off the grass and into a visitor parking spot.
In short, I am very pissed about this whole thing and am about to file a complaint against the officer for threatening me with charges that have no grounds. I'm not sure if it the best idea. Advice??
Note: I never had a chance to say anything to the girl, but after being awake for a few minutes I think she was actually the one who called the police in her drunken state, trying to find her vehicle. Hilariously she ends up in the back of the patrol car before the officer leaves. I still have no clue who called the police and led them to our apartment or if the girl ended up being charged with anything. I am assuming she recieved a DWI but I will never know as I can't remember her name and I told her I didn't want her number as she was leaving the first time as I felt she was a huge cock tease. Maybe I'll see it in the police blotter later.
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Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
1/1/2011 11:40:06 AM |
slingblade All American 12133 Posts user info edit post |
2011 is much like Obama. Much change speculated, nothing has changed so far. I still have to go to work in a few hours, I still have to pay bills, and I haven't received my reparation check yet. 1/1/2011 2:28:31 PM |