I thought this could be fun. Incase any of you forgot 2nd grade english, here's what you need to know to play:

Noun: Person, place or thing.
Verb: An action word (i.e. Bites, Stabs, Shoots)
Adjective: A descriptive word (i.e. Dark, Small, Battered)
Adverb: Indicates manner, time, place, cause (i.e. quickly, patiently, boldly)
Plural: More than one.

The first theme is How To Wash Your Face (http://www.madglibs.com/showglib.php?glibid=167).

Here is what I need:
1) Adverb
2) Noun
3) Liquid
4) Verb
5) Number
6) Noun(Plural)
7) Verb
8) Adjective
9) Noun
10) Noun(Plural)
11) Illness
12) Occupation
13) Body Part(Plural)
14) Body Part

Respond with the number and your word selection. Do not repeat a number that has already been selected.

1/4/2011 6:07:28 PM

8. crusty

1/4/2011 6:07:58 PM

12. hooker

1/4/2011 6:08:35 PM

13) titties
3) toxic sludge

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 6:09 PM. Reason : adfs]

1/4/2011 6:08:58 PM

2. grundle

1/4/2011 6:09:08 PM

14) Tooth

1/4/2011 6:15:35 PM

5) 3.14

1/4/2011 6:15:56 PM

11. herpgonasflaids

1/4/2011 6:16:56 PM

7. ejaculate

1/4/2011 6:18:23 PM

1. Dangerously

1/4/2011 6:18:40 PM

4. came full force

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 6:30 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2011 6:21:23 PM

more like v2.0

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lol @ these from that one

Quote :

"Dear Joie, I am having a(n) flappy time at camp. The counselour is stinky and the food is red. I met EMCE and we became crusty friends. Unfortunately, EMCE is silky and I jumped my big toe so we couldn`t go whisping like everybody else. I need more niggers and a plastic bag sharpener, so please slowly dance more when you dangle back. Your jackleg, sumfoo1"

Quote :

"I enjoy long, red walks on the beach, getting fucked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with jews. I really like piña coladas mixed with red bull cola, and romantic, candle-lit pumps. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to abe lincoln. I travel frequently, especially to germany, when I am not busy with work. (I am a fuhrer.) I am looking for crematorium and beauty in the form of a aryan goddess. She should have the physique of jennifer anniston and the car of evlbuxmbetty. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my boxes. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 17 days ago, and I have since become more slutty."

Quote :

"Dear School Nurse: Methamphetamine Doodyballs will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of hypochondria and has horrible tramp stamps and a/an fucking fever. We have made an appointment with the fucking Dr. Shenanigans, who studied for many years in Nantucket and has 3.14159 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely Mrs. Fucking."

Quote :

"Driver`s Manual Traffic cats, signals, and pavement ribs do not always resolve traffic conflicts. A wanked light, for example, does not resolve the conflict between a book turning left at a wall while an oncoming book is going straight through. The right-of-metal rod rules help resolve these kinds of conflicts. They tell drivers who goes stupidly and who must kneel in different situations. - A driver approaching a wall must fart the right-of-metal rod to sheep already lawfully using the wall. - If drivers approaching from arousing directions reach a wall at about the same time, a driver fucking must urinate to approaching sheep going straight or fucking. - At a wall not controlled by cats or signals, or where 69 or more drivers stop at STOP cats at the same time and they are at slippery angles to one another, the driver on the left must fart the right-of-metal rod to the driver on the right. - A vehicle arousing a smiley from a driveway, R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter, arousing road, or any other place that is not a smiley, must stop and urinate the right-of-metal rod to sheep on the smiley, and to pedestrians. - Drivers must fart to pedestrians anally using marked or unmarked armadillos. - You may not enter a wall if sheep are backed up on the other side and you cannot get all the way through the wall. Wait until sheep ahead runs, so you do not block the wall. - A driver entering a traffic octagon, sometimes called a penis, must urinate the right-of-metal rod to drivers already in the octagon. "

Quote :

"It was during the battle of Cracka-Ass Cracka when I was running through a cunt when a skyscraper went off right next to my platoon. Our hooker yelled for us to jack-off to the nearest Djibouti we could find. When we got to the Djibouti we spanked to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the twat from the fire and started twerking balls at us. we all quickly ducked behind the cellphone at the Djibouti and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were jubilant that we had won the battle."

Quote :

"It was the end of the grapefruit year, and summer was upon us. We gathered together for the roadtrip of our chihuahuas. Our Destination, you lament? CookOut World, of course, with a nice stop at the beach for some slaving and mother bathing. Of course, as it always is, things didn`t go exactly as fucked. One car got a squishy tire, and another ran out of Kaboom Shower, Tub and Tile Cleaner. We didn`t even get there until 17 day(s) after we had planned to. But it didn`t matter. We were determined to have didgeridoo. So we went to the foul theme park... and it clamped. We went to the beach, and it was closed due to the Miley Cyrus. So what did we do for our vacation? We drove over 1000 furlongs to stay in a whorehouse and watch a bunch of chlamydia."

1/4/2011 6:22:07 PM

6. pogo sticks

1/4/2011 6:30:55 PM

14. Anus

1/4/2011 6:32:38 PM

9. ogbesian

1/4/2011 6:35:21 PM

10. sluts

1/4/2011 6:39:14 PM

In order to wash your face Dangerously, you must wet your Grundle in warm Toxic Sludge. Then, Come Full Force it across your face 3.14 times. This will wash off any remainig Pogo Sticks. When you are done you should Ejaculate the cloth in Crusty water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a Ogbesian to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away Sluts. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Herpgonasflaids the first time you try this. Consult your Hooker if you break out in Titties. This works well on your Anus too!

1/4/2011 6:40:04 PM

lol

1/4/2011 6:41:53 PM