Note the spelling.

I don't think mine's ever been larger/longer than a roll of nickels*. Does that make me prime gay rape material?










*Simile does not imply I've had a roll of nickels in my anus.

1/4/2011 9:52:46 PM

wooden nickels?

1/4/2011 9:54:04 PM

i typically clog toilets so i dont think i would be a pleasure

1/4/2011 9:54:06 PM

Why are your coins tails up and heads down. Is this some gay shit your kind is doing.

1/4/2011 9:58:15 PM

diameter wise, i'd say a roll of nickels at the very most.

length is completely variable.

i don't like taking it up the butt, so i'm still tight as hell.

1/4/2011 10:00:20 PM

^^zing!

but if you don't take it up the butt, evan, then how can you call yourself gay?

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 10:02 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2011 10:02:14 PM

he didnt say he didnt like giving it up the butt

1/4/2011 10:02:52 PM

I have ease gone half dollar. To answer OP, only if they like to hear you cry?

1/4/2011 10:03:23 PM

^^

1/4/2011 10:07:03 PM

I have large wastes, though not through any homosexual means, that are about as large in diameter as a soda can. Since age 13 I engaged in a fecal ritual where I try to ease the logs out of my dumpster as slowly as possible; trying not to cut the specimen or otherwise shape it's girth.
The result: Now, I am able to expel a continuous, and rather wide coil of deuce that I purposefully aim into a design... much like a softserve ice cream cone.

1/4/2011 10:08:44 PM

I always heard black people's were bigger

1/4/2011 10:11:07 PM

^^ I lol'ed

[Edited on January 4, 2011 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ^]

1/4/2011 10:11:13 PM

post i made in another thread is relevant to this thread

Quote :

"when one wouldn't flush once, i used this and got something like this and i had to put it into one of these and take it out to one of these "

1/4/2011 10:13:06 PM

i don't think i've ever heard a black person say "soda"

1/4/2011 10:15:18 PM

1/4/2011 10:19:07 PM

Quote :

"i don't think i've ever heard a black person say "soda" "

Are you one of those people that has never made his way outside of NC? That's usually who I hear those types of statements from.

1/4/2011 10:20:41 PM

Ass Pennies, you've all touched mine.

1/4/2011 10:23:21 PM

i went to georgia once

1/4/2011 10:26:13 PM

Welch's Grape Soda has never been drank by a white person before.

1/4/2011 10:27:25 PM

I I kinda feel bad for EMCE

All those years focusing on one aspect of dumping, there is no way he has mastered the are of tapering.

pretty crucial sometimes.

1/4/2011 10:36:08 PM

Quote :

"ARE OF TAPERING"

Mines about the size of nickles, but it gets pretty fucking long sometimes.

1/4/2011 11:20:33 PM

art

1/4/2011 11:21:43 PM

Back when I worked at Starbucks, some customer left a dump in the bathroom the size of a Coke bottle. It was sticking up and out of the water Be put an "out of order" sign on the bathroom and left it for the store manager to deal with when she got in

1/5/2011 3:58:23 PM

that's pretty awesome. thanks!

1/5/2011 4:32:02 PM

ewwwwwwww

1/5/2011 4:33:39 PM

^ & ^^ Yeah that was pretty much our reaction too

1/5/2011 4:39:11 PM

1/5/2011 5:04:23 PM

i most enjoy it when it's a ball of solid turd the circumference of a half dollar followed by a half liter of hot liquid, all of which is expelled at one time at a velocity of about 10m/s.

the blowback is pretty incredible.

unfortunately if you do this at home, the wife gets upset and makes you clean the toilet.




[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 5:57 PM. Reason : ]

1/5/2011 5:55:25 PM