in my morning stupor i just put benadryl cream on my toothbrush

1/5/2011 9:23:20 AM

real shame you didn't mistake bleach for OJ

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1/5/2011 9:24:29 AM

now that would have been a classic mixup!!!

1/5/2011 9:26:25 AM

you've got absolutely no one, no one but yourself to blame

1/5/2011 9:31:41 AM

You summoned me, sir?

I'm a genie in a bottle, baby...

1/5/2011 9:32:42 AM

Quote :

"I'm a genie in a bottle, baby..."

You got to rub me the right way:

I’m right-handed so I use my right hand as the active hand. Make your own adjustments if necessary.

1. Get your cock erect.

2. Grab the base of your cock firmly with your left hand. Hold your right hand, fingers together, palm facing downward with a slight cupping to the palm.

3. Rub the palm of your right hand over the tip of your cock in a circular motion. Start at a slow to moderate pace with a light to medium touch and gradually increase both the speed and pressure as the sensations build.

4. After a few minutes, you will begin to feel some dull pain as well as a suffering sensation in the Glans/Head of the Penis, along with a slight urge to urinate.

5. Eventually, you will feel a definite feeling like you are going to leak out urine. Continue to stimulate the Glans/Head of the Penis until you end up feeling like you are leaking.

6. This leaking constitues the male version of a female ejaculation. It should feel luke warm, just like wetting your bed. The clear fluid (pre-urine state?) will come out in quick squirts, like a female ejaculation, not a continuous, medium stream like urine.

1/5/2011 9:34:18 AM

lol @ CalledToArms

1/5/2011 1:47:31 PM

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