Anyone else do this? A highly unappreciated form of entertainment.

1/7/2011 10:11:39 AM

i like how he's giving you the finger through the stall wall

unless your stalls have windows, or dont exist at all, which would be hilarious

1/7/2011 10:12:36 AM

no but during the dawn of the picture message several of my friends would get weekly dump shots. they hated me for it

1/7/2011 10:13:06 AM

no one does this

youre a weirdo

1/7/2011 10:13:54 AM

I'll preface this saying that we were 11 or 12 and had just learned the art of the beat so all of this was totally not gay.

I had a friend named Brandon who we used to jack together. Not jacking each other, no actual physical contact; we would just go to an isolated place like the woods, his treehouse, my basement, etc. with a stack of porno mags and beat. It seemed natural at the time and not a big deal. We had just discovered this wonderful practice and of course wanted to do it as often as possible, and being good friends, it seemed like a good idea to do it together.

Well one day, we're in the midst of a good session, just whacking away. His parents are out to dinner and we have the place to ourselves. We have a Penthouse splayed out on the table and an early 90's porno running on the television, and we're really enjoying ourselves. So much so, in fact, that we don't hear the garage door open, don't hear the key in the door and don't hear the footsteps in the doorway until the startled shriek his mother lets out when she walks in on two adolescent boys with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles furiously masturbating in her living room. It was quite the sight to see.

1/7/2011 11:02:03 AM

i don't poop but at home or in bathrooms with a locking door

1/7/2011 11:12:03 AM

^^ dude that is totally gay!!

1/7/2011 11:26:59 AM

I notice your friend gary doesn't have any balls.

1/7/2011 11:27:07 AM

I think Gary is ET.

1/7/2011 11:29:03 AM

my first wipes are always spotless. i have epic perfect pinch dumps on the regular.

1/7/2011 1:26:14 PM

I think you should be kicked out of school and/or have your degree(s) revoked based on the fact that that is retarded levels of immature and I don't want you as a representative of the university where I got a degree.

1/7/2011 1:46:22 PM

Anyone else notice that Ryan's dick is smaller than Gary's?

Or am I as gay as 0EPII1?

1/7/2011 1:51:01 PM

don't worry. i dont think SF ever went to NCSU.

the real travesty here, is that he would post an MS Paint attempt that look like it was done by a retard with epilepsy.

1/7/2011 1:51:07 PM

gayest post ever ITT

1/7/2011 2:05:23 PM

was that drawn on an etch-a-sketch?

1/7/2011 2:06:32 PM

Feels good man

1/7/2011 2:07:29 PM

Gary is rocking some serious eyebrows

1/7/2011 2:09:55 PM

he's like "Bitch I live in a Fuckin Trash Can!"

1/7/2011 2:11:23 PM

Gary looks like ET and Eugene Levy made a lovechild.

PS - Why is the poop in that picture red?!

[Edited on January 7, 2011 at 2:13 PM. Reason : ]

1/7/2011 2:12:51 PM

Quote :

"I'll preface this saying that we were 11 or 12 and had just learned the art of the beat so all of this was totally not gay. I had a friend named Brandon who we used to jack together. Not jacking each other, no actual physical contact; we would just go to an isolated place like the woods, his treehouse, my basement, etc. with a stack of porno mags and beat. It seemed natural at the time and not a big deal. We had just discovered this wonderful practice and of course wanted to do it as often as possible, and being good friends, it seemed like a good idea to do it together. Well one day, we're in the midst of a good session, just whacking away. His parents are out to dinner and we have the place to ourselves. We have a Penthouse splayed out on the table and an early 90's porno running on the television, and we're really enjoying ourselves. So much so, in fact, that we don't hear the garage door open, don't hear the key in the door and don't hear the footsteps in the doorway until the startled shriek his mother lets out when she walks in on two adolescent boys with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles furiously masturbating in her living room. It was quite the sight to see."

I hope this was a meme.

1/7/2011 2:13:13 PM

one day i aspire to make an mspaint drawing that garners this much attention to detail

on such an absurd subject, to boot

1/7/2011 2:29:11 PM

ITT sparky claims to have a sparky clean butthole

1/7/2011 3:16:01 PM

Looks like theres some blood in your stool, brah.

1/7/2011 3:17:16 PM

ah, my mistake, i just skimmed through the thread

[Edited on January 7, 2011 at 4:39 PM. Reason : [-]

1/7/2011 4:20:22 PM

^ uh, no...

from him originally:

message_topic.aspx?topic=605275&page=1#14421770

1/7/2011 4:37:16 PM

what happened to the picture in the OP? it was a classic

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