Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
In this modern day and age, it seems like the highest courts in the land could find something a bit more sophisticated than banging a wooden hammer on their desk.
1/7/2011 3:28:29 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
what, you mean like a buzzer? 1/7/2011 3:29:24 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Certainly there's some sort of iphone app. 1/7/2011 3:29:55 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
how about a bigger gavel?
1/7/2011 3:30:25 PM |
jethromoore All American 2529 Posts user info edit post |
1/7/2011 3:31:41 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
^^ That's what inspired this.
They were making a big deal about handing over the gavel, and all I could think about was the greatest superpower in the world and the wooden hammer that they make laws with.] 1/7/2011 3:31:45 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
There's actually a strong movement amongst younger conservatives these days to install trap doors in the court room. Upon the final decision in the trial, the judge would press a button opening the trap beneath the loser's chair.... dropping them below into a pit full of rusty syringes, homosexuals, and laptops with internet connectivity issues. 1/7/2011 3:32:28 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
I mean it's basically a warhammer.
1/7/2011 3:32:48 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Do they take that home with them at the end of the day? I imagine that it would be great for smashing walnuts, or even smashing strawberries and other small fruit Gallagher-style. 1/7/2011 3:35:34 PM |