are longer than my dick

I'll let you interpret that how you wish

1/7/2011 7:22:56 PM

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"fiance"

?

1/7/2011 7:24:08 PM

finally stepped up to the #4 guard on the trimmer, huh

1/7/2011 7:24:14 PM

i thought i got my first pube

then i peed out of it

1/7/2011 7:24:28 PM

If I never trimmed an it was super cold, maybe? Either you have quite a mound or a small bird.

1/7/2011 7:24:51 PM

maybe you just have some of his mustache hairs tangled up in there

1/7/2011 7:25:27 PM

gimp must be making a early run at 'worst poster of the year'

1/7/2011 7:26:38 PM

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"finally stepped up to the #4 guard on the trimmer, huh"

ha

1/7/2011 7:28:24 PM

Pubic hair is a malleable thing.

1/7/2011 7:40:48 PM

i think i need to address this soon. i peed and i sprayed my ball hair

1/9/2011 7:28:47 PM

you have been like engaged about three or four times and it always does not work out (at least it appears so), hopefully, this time it works out....

1/9/2011 7:41:46 PM

you must know me better than i do because i've never been engaged before

1/9/2011 7:44:53 PM

roddy is a terrible troll

1/9/2011 7:45:40 PM

wow in the last week i've found out that i use to fuck Duck and have been engaged numerous times

cocaine is a hell of a drug!

1/9/2011 7:47:47 PM

If this were really the case I'd expect my fiancé to get cold feet before the wedding... Just sayin

1/9/2011 7:49:28 PM

its cool, her pubes are longer than her dick too

1/9/2011 7:51:42 PM

Well in that case you two are probably perfect for each other

1/9/2011 7:53:11 PM

I hope she meant flaccid.

1/9/2011 8:10:35 PM

Bring me a shrubbery!

1/9/2011 8:27:29 PM

just as long as they're not thicker than your dick

1/9/2011 9:30:19 PM

why did he do that?

1/9/2011 9:33:45 PM

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"SPLIT STREAM ACTION"

1/9/2011 10:06:48 PM

I waxed a Horde insignia into my pubes. Nerds love that shit

1/10/2011 2:16:10 AM

I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty great

1/10/2011 2:18:33 AM

wait wait I just noticed something funny about the title

so I guess the OP lives in Massachusetts now

or maybe Iowa lol

1/10/2011 2:38:24 AM

^^^ I don't play WoW, but that doesn't really make that statement any less awesome.

1/10/2011 4:04:54 AM

Dude, you've got problems. Either the dick is too short, the pubes are too long, or it is the worst of all possibilities (BOTH).

You might want to consider having your pubes mechanically removed via trimming, cutting, shaving, electrocution, some kind of caustic cream, etc.

1/10/2011 4:08:24 AM

I heard that waxing is relatively painless and can last for up to 4 years.

1/10/2011 6:21:50 AM