Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Bitch jumped out of the car, picked up her severed bumper out of the road and put it at the curb.
I thought about calling the cops but figured she would park and call somebody for a ride, came back by after going to the store and no sign of her car. (shakes head)
Be on lookout for a red car with one headlight out and no bumper. 1/9/2011 1:06:58 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
If only she had her license plate on the bumper...
That would be an awesome way to catch her.
"Sir do you have the license plate number?"
"Yes, I have the license plate"
"Could you give it to me please?"
"Well do you want me to mail it in or will you come by and pick it up?"
"Just give it to me over the phone"
"How do I do that?"
"You have the license plate don't you?"
"Yes, I'm holding it in my hands right now, I have the bumper too if you want that"
Okay...well it sounded funnier in my head. 1/9/2011 1:12:17 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Son, she was a female. Had she been drunk she'd be dead. This is standard female driving technique. 1/9/2011 1:13:08 AM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
^^ lol 1/9/2011 1:15:10 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha 1/9/2011 1:16:32 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Yes, I'm holding it in my hands right now, I have the bumper too if you want that"" |
I fell the fuck out laughing.
I am debating calling it in but there is no license plate it was the front bumper and its not gonna help the cops if I just report a red bumper beside the road and a missing probably shit faced driver.1/9/2011 1:19:53 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Haha, well good. I'm happy I could make you laugh. 1/9/2011 1:22:53 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
1/9/2011 10:06:18 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I was in Manassas VA visiting a friend one weekend. We had gone to the Nats/Braves game. On the way back a guy ran a red light and clipped the rear drivers side spinning us into the sidewalk. When the cops got there he asked if we got the guys license plate number(hit and run) I pointed to the middle of the road, "His license plate is right there". His front license plate had come off when he hit us. They tracked him down at his house about 5 minutes later. Dude was drunk and was on probation.
[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 10:15 AM. Reason : w] 1/9/2011 10:12:47 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
What did she hit? 1/9/2011 11:47:32 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
your mom 1/9/2011 9:03:08 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
ok, sawahash wins the TWWer of the night award 1/9/2011 9:04:28 PM |
ctnz71 All American 7207 Posts user info edit post |
holy crap wrong thread lol
[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 10:00 PM. Reason : time for bed] 1/9/2011 9:57:42 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
ok, sawahash wins the TWWer of the night award 1/9/2011 11:34:39 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
This is the first time I got twwer of the night!
I feel so proud 1/10/2011 2:35:03 PM |