in an alley with bleeding dicks just so I could get AIDS and fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.

-louis c.k.

[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 3:20 AM. Reason : louis]

1/9/2011 3:19:09 AM

old

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1/9/2011 3:21:46 AM

I'm sure. But it's on now and making me lmao

So here's my thread for the day

1/9/2011 3:36:42 AM

You're not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams

1/9/2011 4:00:49 AM

It's a good thing I will never deal with such things.

1/9/2011 4:02:46 AM

Kill it with fire.

1/9/2011 4:03:09 AM

Yeah the lets do shots line is the best in that whole standup

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[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 4:20 AM. Reason : other than the 20 minutes he bitches about how shitty having kids is.]

1/9/2011 4:20:38 AM

Comedians are homosexual.

1/9/2011 4:23:31 AM

Homosexuals are comedians.

1/9/2011 9:13:09 AM

A+ thread!

Louis CK is one of my favorite comics at the moment

1/9/2011 10:23:18 AM

Quote :

" i would gladly blow 20 guys "

wouldn't you have to say "i would gladly blow 20 more guys"?

you know, since you've already blown way more than 20.

1/9/2011 2:56:09 PM

you're right


context nazi

1/9/2011 4:19:17 PM

do ^ you work at Bada Wings?

1/9/2011 4:20:04 PM

I'm not saying that white people are better. I'm saying that being white is clearly better, who could could argue otherwise?

1/9/2011 4:20:13 PM

^^yes i do

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1/9/2011 4:44:39 PM

It's lovely here in the year 2


Newest standup is on youtube, for anyone interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgdBC0sV8kI

[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 4:47 PM. Reason : ]

1/9/2011 4:46:07 PM

...for a hamburger today?

1/9/2011 4:47:39 PM

rawr rawr rawr

louis c.k. isn't all that funny

1/9/2011 4:49:22 PM

[Edited on January 9, 2011 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]

1/9/2011 5:33:29 PM

Rainbowninja: indeed I do.

1/10/2011 4:23:46 AM