They are effective in getting the job done...

In retrospect, perhaps I was too harsh.

I err

1/11/2011 11:16:38 PM

did you try to jerkoff to hard and rip off your skin and then use your blood as lubricant and finish the job before realizing what you had done?

1/11/2011 11:22:27 PM

um what the actual fuck?

1/11/2011 11:25:02 PM

At first, it was just a kinda lame thread.

^^ You, sir, have a problem.

1/11/2011 11:43:27 PM

no... I can't say that I have.... What I can say though won't be said....

1/12/2011 2:08:41 AM

then don't make a fuckin topic about it

1/12/2011 8:43:19 AM

Quote :

"did you try to jerkoff to hard and rip off your skin and then use your blood as lubricant and finish the job before realizing what you had done?"

hahahaha

1/12/2011 12:19:08 PM

1/12/2011 12:20:18 PM

This thread is vague but true.

1/12/2011 12:34:11 PM

superglue it back on

that will ease the pain

1/12/2011 12:34:43 PM

capillary blood is not a good lubricant.

however menstrual blood is a good lubricant.

i dont know why. maybe something to do with the oxygenation.

1/12/2011 12:36:54 PM

and dat 190% uterus lining

1/12/2011 1:11:08 PM

mmmmmm. uterus lining.

1/13/2011 12:45:09 PM

Your Mother's Dead...

No, she's not dead. We're getting divorced, though. That's a business tactic. You drop the bomb and then soften the blow.

-It's Always Sunny

1/13/2011 3:21:41 PM