These two dogs are like stuck together in my yard, I think the male put it in and cant get it out its been going on for like 5-10 mins what do I do? (serious)


[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 11:44 AM. Reason : they are def trying to pull apart but its stuck in the hole]

1/12/2011 11:44:10 AM

spray with cold water (see: hose)

[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 11:45 AM. Reason : hose]

1/12/2011 11:44:54 AM

Shit happens to me all the time. You just gotta wait it out.

1/12/2011 11:45:10 AM

hahahahahaha

1/12/2011 11:45:49 AM

Time... and they don't like you watching.

1/12/2011 11:46:07 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha thepeter made me spit out my drink rofl

str8 just massage it out

1/12/2011 11:46:08 AM

spray what with cold water???

if water iscoming off the roof will that work?

1/12/2011 11:46:10 AM

Peter wins

1/12/2011 11:46:31 AM

Boy dog's penis is swollen. Once the swelling goes away the dogs will detach. This is how dogs do the dirty deed.

1/12/2011 11:46:37 AM

but is it OFF KALPANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?

1/12/2011 11:46:38 AM

1/12/2011 11:47:07 AM

stra let nature take it's course

1/12/2011 11:47:21 AM

lol

1/12/2011 11:47:51 AM

ok they pulled apart while i was checking the thread

the female is wet and nasty looking the male is laying in the floor passed out

1/12/2011 11:48:18 AM

useless without pics

btw you're about to have puppies

[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 11:48 AM. Reason : lkj]

1/12/2011 11:48:36 AM

btw you're about to have puppies

1/12/2011 11:49:16 AM

omf thanks for the visual

you mean the dogs look like they just finished having nasty dog sex? O RLY?

1/12/2011 11:49:30 AM

the male is fixed

neither of them are my dog, the female I am dog sitting and the male is my room mates

the female is not fixed because her owner is a dead beat ass and wont take her, they are out of town and my fiance said she would watch it and it went on heat the day after they left, luckily i have a tile floor bust that shit is gross

1/12/2011 11:50:36 AM

1/12/2011 11:50:39 AM

Quote :

"you mean the dogs look like they just finished having nasty dog sex? O RLY?"

yeah i guess so

I thought males did not be fucking after they were fixed though?

1/12/2011 11:51:26 AM

1/12/2011 11:51:49 AM

I saw a guy fire off a shotgun once at two dogs stuck together in his front yard.

One dog ran the other followed

1/12/2011 11:52:12 AM

TWW BREAKING NEWS....

Dogs do it doggy style.

1/12/2011 11:52:24 AM

male dogs will hump the shit out of anything

you think they'd pass up a chance at a female in heat?

1/12/2011 11:52:42 AM

Depends on when they were fixed. Less likely when they are puppies. Next time wedge a 2x4 in between them like a battering ram.

1/12/2011 11:53:13 AM

That's what I told my teacher when I saw my parents doing the monkey.

HALP! PARENTS STUCK TOGEHER

1/12/2011 11:53:46 AM

^8

lol at the house of the spirits

1/12/2011 11:54:07 AM

My dog never humps anything... Then again, he pees like a bitch...

[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 11:58 AM. Reason : Stupid autocorrect]

1/12/2011 11:56:54 AM

Quote :

"I thought males did not be fucking after they were fixed though?"

they removed his testicles, not his penis...

1/12/2011 11:57:45 AM

My dog pees like a bitch too but he humps other boy dogs.

1/12/2011 11:58:08 AM

Funniest thread ever

1/12/2011 11:58:22 AM

my mom's female dog humps my brother's 2 male dogs. it's a dominance thing & has nothing to do with reproduction.

this here though is not a dominance issue.

1/12/2011 11:59:23 AM

try a stove pot full of warm water

1/12/2011 12:00:50 PM

Pretty sure my dog is just a big homo

I think it comes from being called a girl by strangers all his life. Poor froo froo

1/12/2011 12:01:42 PM

Yeah but Gambit still doesn't hump even though lately he has had dominance issues with other male dogs his size :/

1/12/2011 12:03:05 PM

I love how they are apparently looking away from each other in shame and embarrassment.

1/12/2011 12:03:31 PM

i honestly did not know that male dogs would still have sex after being fixed.


i mean, now that you mention it-it makes total sense.....not like their weiner is gone and theyll still hump things... but i just....i never made the connection

1/12/2011 12:03:45 PM

Quote :

"it's a dominance thing & has nothing to do with reproduction. "

if that's the case then Sam dominates the shit out of all my blankets

1/12/2011 12:05:07 PM

10/10 thread

1/12/2011 12:05:20 PM

in that particular case, I think sam is just special

1/12/2011 12:05:34 PM

he'll dominate the shit out of air. lol

1/12/2011 12:07:04 PM

Interesting the first instinct was to jump on TWW instead of calling a vet...

1/12/2011 12:07:22 PM

dominance inspired humping

no real penetration

1/12/2011 12:07:26 PM

so pttyndal and livingproof own a dog together? i thought she was seeing terrorists

1/12/2011 12:09:48 PM

how did they get stuck together with no real penetration

1/12/2011 12:09:55 PM

The goo is like glue

vom

1/12/2011 12:11:22 PM

Quote :

"Interesting the first instinct was to jump on TWW instead of calling a vet... "

if the dog had a broken leg, I don't think it would ended up on here- but this, this is just humping gone wrong. this is also a message board where there are plenty of other dog owners, and possible vet school students, and vets (being that NCSU has one of the best vet schools in the country and all)


That and I don't think this is a [serious] thread

1/12/2011 12:12:02 PM

^I think this thread was serious which makes it all the more funny

1/12/2011 12:12:56 PM

^^^^i own the dog...pttyndal is my roommate but he takes better care of my dog than i do...


and i'm not allowed to call him a terrorist on tdub anymore...

he's paranoid and thinks somebody on tdub is going to have him arrested or something because he doesn't understand tdub humor

[Edited on January 12, 2011 at 12:14 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/12/2011 12:13:55 PM

poor sam. i'm kidnapping him and leaving the country one day. Anyone wanna go?

1/12/2011 12:15:20 PM