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"Penis Museum To Get First Whole Human Specimen 12.1.2011 Words by Paul Nikolov An Icelander who donated his genitals to the Icelandic Penis Museum in the event of his death has passed away, and now the museum curator is undergoing preparations to receive its due. Páll Arason, the donor in question, passed away on 5 January. Sigurður Hjartarson, the curator of the museum, told Fréttablaðið that while he does not know if the agreement - made 14 years ago - will be respected, he said he does not think there will be a problem. "I expect that it'll work out," he said in part. The Icelandic Penis Museum has penises of every species of living thing that has a penis and lives in Iceland, except for a human. "I have testicles from one, and foreskin from another, but I have long waited for a full specimen. That's the one thing I need," Sigurður said. Sigurður said he intends to be patient and not push the matter. In fact, the museum has four donation pledges for a human specimen, Páll's among them. In all, the museum has 209 partial and whole penises of 46 kinds of animals, among them 55 specimens from 17 kinds of whales."

http://www.grapevine.is/News/ReadArticle/Penis-Museum-To-Get-First-Whole-Human-Specimen

1/12/2011 11:53:31 PM

This is relevant to m- wait a minute

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1/12/2011 11:55:27 PM

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"An Icelander who donated his genitals to the Icelandic Penis Museum in the event of his death has passed away, and now the museum curator is undergoing preparations to receive its due."

1/12/2011 11:59:41 PM

They'll teykjadik in Reykjavik.

1/13/2011 1:42:18 AM

OK, I laughed at ^

But I still don't know why I clicked this thread.

1/13/2011 1:53:02 AM

fuck it, why not.

as jesus said, "in heaven there is neither male nor female"

so whether it's a spiritual transencence into a higher plane, or a full-body resurrection and rise tino the clouds and meet your savior on high.... you wont be needin your junk either way.

1/13/2011 2:00:01 AM

You can take out all of the fairy tale stuff in order to explain this situation. You simply don't need a cock in non-existence land.

1/13/2011 4:54:20 AM

No wonder that country is bankrupt. Penises are flying off the shelves at many retailers with some people paying 5x the going rate on eBay to get their hands on one. Why would you donate it to a penis museum that no one, other than elementary school field trips, visits.

1/13/2011 5:01:34 AM

There is actually a pretty big underground market for cocks. There are people who collect all kinds of human body parts.

1/13/2011 5:03:01 AM

It's almost impossible to build your own human these days. Thanks a lot, Obama.

1/13/2011 5:08:01 AM

Yeah, I think most people have no intention of building a dead human. They just like to have jars full of preserved human body parts.

1/13/2011 5:09:52 AM

I've seen a display of dried animal penises at some gross foreign museum so maybe they'll dehydrate it instead of plunking it into some formalin

1/13/2011 10:35:30 AM

Overheard in the library: There's a genetic disease that at age 12, some girls instead of going through puberty grow penises.
Dehydrated penis? Ew. I was gonna say it'll probably live in a jar or get coating with something.
Think there's a hands on part of the exhibit?

1/13/2011 11:51:50 AM

^ Did you overhear the name of that disorder?

1/13/2011 11:59:57 AM

Nah, I heard it affects 2% of the population in a community in the Dominican Republic, and that testosterone levels are higher DHC? DTC? levels.

1/13/2011 12:32:17 PM