Both coffee and breakfast burritos are great choices in the morning, but never together.

1/13/2011 3:32:41 PM

1/13/2011 3:34:16 PM

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

1/13/2011 3:40:57 PM

Don't date twwers.

1/13/2011 3:43:51 PM

Don't bwn twwers.

1/13/2011 3:44:17 PM

All of the above

1/13/2011 3:44:30 PM

2 squares of TP will prevent your dook from splashing your ass

1/13/2011 3:45:43 PM

If you have to ask your concern is probably warranted.

1/13/2011 3:46:30 PM

When you're drunk, keep your dick in your pants and padlock the fly zipper. You might piss all over yourself, but at least you'll have the satisfaction and peace of mind that comes from knowing you didn't stick it in somebody and regret having done so later when you are sober, hungover, and depressed. And you won't have to gnaw your arm off after waking up next to the 10 at 2 that somehow turned into a 2 at 10.

1/13/2011 3:46:55 PM

slower traffic keep right

1/13/2011 3:48:22 PM

Don't be nice to people who don't want you to be nice to them son.

1/13/2011 3:50:09 PM

don't hold the door for me when i'm 30ft away

your thoughtfulness is negated by your making me look like an asshole because i don't break into a jog to keep you from waiting too long

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 4:19 PM. Reason : also, front-to-back]

1/13/2011 4:18:37 PM

but Kiwi i dont wanna date, i just wanna fuck

1/13/2011 4:27:25 PM

Quote :

"Both coffee and breakfast burritos are great choices in the morning, but never together"

to the next level....breakfast burritos with jalapenos or other hot peppers and coffee

1/13/2011 4:34:15 PM

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line, also never get involved in a land war in Asia

1/13/2011 5:13:26 PM

Never swallow poison

1/13/2011 5:25:09 PM

Fast retrieves fishing in freezing water will nto catch you bass


but it will hook you up with some nice jacks

so dont pack up for the winter!

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 5:54 PM. Reason : f]

1/13/2011 5:54:07 PM

transporting pistachio nuts is dangerous because they can suddenly combust

1/16/2011 7:49:05 PM

always carry cash.

1/16/2011 7:55:07 PM

Always carry knives, unless you have a vag piece like ggmon.

1/16/2011 8:00:50 PM

I CARRY A GLOCK SON, FUCK YOU SON.

1/16/2011 8:25:42 PM

Quote :

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I wonder what picture would write:

"This is right. (bad)
This is wrong. (good)"

1/16/2011 8:33:36 PM