this has been going on for 5 days now. fever, swollen lymphnodes, sore throat, body aches....s'bad.

1/20/2011 11:06:47 AM

7 days max

After that, it becomes AIDS

1/20/2011 11:07:46 AM

Magic Johnson has had the flu for 15 years

1/20/2011 11:09:00 AM

The saddest part of Forrest Gump was when Jenny died from the flu.

1/20/2011 11:11:20 AM

next time i get assraped in jail im gonna refer to it as a flu vaccine

1/20/2011 11:15:38 AM

a week or so max

1/20/2011 11:20:18 AM

The booty flu

1/20/2011 11:44:52 AM

I've had something shitty for a month now and i hate it.

1/20/2011 11:48:57 AM

just left the docs office.

looks like the flu for me too

1/20/2011 11:51:27 AM

+1 here

1/20/2011 4:34:55 PM

i think the flu has been around for like...i think like a THOUSAND years

1/20/2011 4:39:01 PM

Quote :

"I've had something shitty for a month now and i hate it."

Sounds like you've got mono.


Or AIDS

1/20/2011 4:45:34 PM

Forrest Gump must have a beast immune system if he bwned Jenny rawdog and didn't get the flu himself.

1/20/2011 5:31:41 PM

Until you die

1/20/2011 5:58:34 PM

Jenny did not assrape forest.

Assrape is the only way to get aids.

fact

1/20/2011 5:59:43 PM

It can go up to 2 weeks before you feel normal again.

1/20/2011 6:04:25 PM

i feel like absolute shit. i called into work and the office manager said i should be over it by now, hyuck! so i said i'd come in for a few hours. i'm drivin all fucked up all over the road. i can't possibly handle this.

1/22/2011 11:32:19 AM