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GeniuSxBoY
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What would we look like?


What would people that got hit by a car look like in heaven?

What would people that died at birth look like in heaven?

What would people that have died by maggots in their dick look like in heaven?


Just curious.

1/21/2011 1:31:03 AM

BubbleBobble
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what if god was one of us!

1/21/2011 1:31:38 AM

NCSUStinger
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just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home

1/21/2011 1:32:45 AM

stevedude
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just a stranger on a bus!

1/21/2011 1:33:02 AM

dustm
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from what I understand its supposed to be wonderful and beautiful. I doubt you'd notice the maggots in the dick to be honest.

1/21/2011 2:20:05 AM

BigHitSunday
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aint no place id rather be
than chillin wit homies and family

1/21/2011 2:22:50 AM

Supplanter
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You would look like a mummy. Because if you weren't mummified, you're not getting it.

1/21/2011 3:14:40 AM

vinylbandit
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everyone is trying to get to the bar

the name of the bar

the bar is called heaven

1/21/2011 4:58:05 AM

wdprice3
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1/21/2011 7:47:04 AM

ThePeter
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TWW subforums as far as the eye could see

1/21/2011 8:06:18 AM

Wordsworth
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meet me at the crossroads

1/21/2011 8:07:04 AM

MiGZ
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^ k. On the Best Buy side or the Jack Astor's side?

1/21/2011 8:11:24 AM

jbrick83
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It would suck if you were fat and ugly in real life, and remained that way forever in heaven.

Oh...and....

1/21/2011 8:13:51 AM

AstralAdvent
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We'd all have to look like infants, nothing else is fair

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on January 21, 2011 at 8:45 AM. Reason : what about disfigured babeis?]

1/21/2011 8:45:05 AM

Smath74
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perhaps in heaven physical beauty is no longer an issue?

1/21/2011 8:54:25 AM

FykalJpn
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then what good are my 40 virgins?

1/21/2011 8:55:32 AM

AstralAdvent
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70, unless thats what you get for being a jew or something

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on January 21, 2011 at 8:56 AM. Reason : jews would be stingy]

1/21/2011 8:56:09 AM

ShinAntonio
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The real question is do all the dogs go there too?

1/21/2011 9:17:11 AM

jbrick83
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Quote :
"The real question is do all the dogs go there too?"


And do you still have to clean after their poop?? Which leads to the even bigger question...

Do we still poop in heaven?? And if we do...does it smell???

1/21/2011 9:29:31 AM

BubbleBobble
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and we all went to heaven in a little row boat

1/21/2011 9:43:22 AM

Fareako
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and there was nothing to fear nothing to doubt

[Edited on January 21, 2011 at 9:45 AM. Reason : .]

1/21/2011 9:45:10 AM

slackerb
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Why play pretend?

1/21/2011 10:07:39 AM

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