Angel, angel what have I done?
I've faced the quakes, the wind, the fire
I've conquered country, crown and throne
Why can't I cross this river?

Pay no mind to the battles you've won
It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
Open your heart and hands my son
Or you'll never make it over the river


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkSrKcSGxOU (This is the song to some cool flyin, rather than the retarded series of pictures that people tend to make son)

Maynard loves the word "son". That's probably because he is an artist son. Real artists use the word "son", son.

1/22/2011 8:13:00 PM

'your mom'

1/22/2011 8:13:52 PM

A long time ago, yes.

1/22/2011 8:14:23 PM

SKEW MUH SON.

1/22/2011 9:26:40 PM

not a bad song, actually. It sounds like a song prisoners would sing while working on the railroad or something mixed with a hipster rock band.

1/23/2011 1:48:51 AM

Hell yeah it's a good song son. Anything Maynard touches is a good song son.

NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU QUESTION MY MUSICAL TASTES DAMMIT!!!!!!

Quote :

" It sounds like a song prisoners would sing while working on the railroad or something mixed with a hipster rock band."

Don't be callin it hipster now son. It's good son. Good and hipster cannot exist simultaneously son. One song of theirs is about soldiers going into a fight, but you have to remember that the obvious meaning is generally not the only meaning. It is mixed with other themes. You can actually hear an "artillery round" coming in at the beginning of this one song called Trekka [Desert Porn Remix]. There are also "jet aircraft" and other sounds. It's pretty intense but you've got to understand it and listen to it with the right kind of ears my son. It is psychedelic music for sure. This song also demonstrates the versatility of Puscifer. It is quite experimental in nature, but extremely good and high quality because of the musicians he has involved in the project. I mean it's fucking art son.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gYCg1eux5U


Then there is this one which is a bit heavy son. I think the theme is quite obvious, it's not one that requires too much analysis. It's to the point, but it's still about a very deep human experience that many of us will go through. This was a collaboration between Trent Reznor and Maynard son.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQdyUNrQauc


Someone sang your name today
and a stranger saw me crumble
Hold my broken heart and shell away
begging "bury me beside you"

The devil popped around today
selling promises and potions
that could take our memory away
help forget I'd ever met you

Tell me... can you please take away the misery?
Give me a baker's dozen please,
wrap me up to go away

But I want to
I need to
forget you
Don't want to, but I need to let you go

The devil bent my ear today
about his magical elixer
That would make the sorrow go away,
help me forget I'd ever met you

Give me
a baker's dozen please,
wrap me up to go away

I want to
I need to
forget you
Don't want to, but I need to let you go



Then there's the totally non-serious "Cuntry Boner", which is fucking great. This is the best version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O3OG8_NVJI&feature=related


I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrill
and I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds

My Country Boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My Country Boner, it won't go down

I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley
in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum,
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds (He fucked the Judds)
I fucked the Judds (He fucked the Judds)

My Country Boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner my boner my boner won't go down


I fucked Alabama
I fucked the Oakridge Boys
I fucked Randy Travis
with a 12 inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell
I fucked him on a see saw
Kennie Rodgers thought it crass
when I fucked his big white ass

My Country Boner, it won't go down
It won't go down (It fuckin' wont go)
it won't go down (It fuckin' wont go down)
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down



The dumbass who posted that song did it in such a manner that it cuts off like 5 seconds before it should. ASSHOLE.

[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 6:50 AM. Reason : t]

1/23/2011 6:21:46 AM

At the end there, the ladies in the background do switch between "So long it wont go, so long it wont go down" and "It fuckin' wont go, it fuckin' wont go down".


Polar Bear is a good song son. It's a newer one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tU-hSpErIw




Queen B is a good song too, I like the [Narcovice Mix Radio Edit] version the most.

Grab them saddle bags and
Toss 'em over me
Let's ride on


Hint - he's not talking about motorcycle accessories son.



[Edited on January 23, 2011 at 7:03 AM. Reason : t]

1/23/2011 6:52:58 AM