30 minutes of white trash

2/7/2011 1:41:26 PM

news

2/7/2011 1:42:04 PM

the most important social documentary of our times

2/7/2011 1:42:09 PM

30 minutes of white trash pure entertainment

2/7/2011 1:42:33 PM

Campus Police>Cops

2/7/2011 1:42:41 PM

i prefer to watch it live.

2/7/2011 1:43:31 PM

Quote :

"30 minutes of white trash AND pure entertainment"

fixed

2/7/2011 1:43:40 PM

Quote :

"132 and Bush, I've got him at gunpoint."

2/7/2011 1:44:10 PM

I like the one where one cop hancuff a dudes arms and legs and they lay him in the back of the car...when they get to the station one cop apparently forgets the extent to which they restriained him and/or wants to look like a badass on camera and proceeds to yell and berate the guy for not getting out of the car...this forces the other cop to nervously and quietly (in an attempt not to be audible to the tv audience) inform his colleague that they cuffed his legs and the dude is, in fact, unable to remove himself from the car.

2/7/2011 1:47:29 PM

Domestic dispute, 2 LEO's on scene:

LEO to woman: Ma'am, tell me what happened.
Woman: He be actin' crazy and yellin' and tryin' hit me.
LEO to man: What's your story?
Man: She actin' stupid and tryin' to hit me, I didn' do nothin'.

(LEO separates the two).

LEO to woman: Is this your husband?
Woman: Oh no, we ain't married.
LEO to woman: What is your relation to him then?
Woman: Well, I ain't sucked his dick, he ain't eatin' no pussy, we just fuck!

2/7/2011 6:53:35 PM

Quote :

""30 minutes of white trash AND pure entertainment""

so like 30 minutes of the jerry springer show, which I've gained a subtle appreciation for and enjoy watching sometimes, they really know how to turn trashy problems in to a circus that people of all backgrounds can enjoy

2/7/2011 7:00:00 PM

Here is my favorite episode, had two of the best clips I have ever seen. I will give $10 to whomever can give me the exact episode name/id so I can download it:

Scene 1 - Cops called to a suspicious person/flashing incident. They show up to a convenience store where a 40-50 yo white male in a blue jean skirt is standing in the front. He has a huge board leaning against the wall and a giant knife. The cops ask him what's going on. He states he is just throwing his dart at his dart board (giant knife into board).

Cops look at his knife and take it. They look over and see a bag and ask if it contains his belongings. It does. They open it and find rope, a magazine I believe and other weird shit. They ask him what he's doing there. He says he's a travelling blues singer and proceeds to sing a song starting with "I got a quarter in my pocket, and a nickel in my shoes. I got a rock in my other pocket and a nickel in my other shoe..." The cops say they were called because someone said he was exposing himself. He says he wasn't and bends over. He has nothing on underneath the jean skirt so the cops suggest he was actually indirectly flashing them when he bent over to pull the knife out of his "dart board."

Scene 2 - Cops are looking for a car thief who is also wanted for robbing a clothing store. They drive down a street and come to an intersection (the intersection is a T and they are driving along the horizontal part of the T). An old white lady is in a car stopped at the intersection and the cops turn down and stop immediately. They look way down the street and see the car they're looking for driving about 40 mph towards them in the opposing lane. They look at the lady and motion for her to get out of the way but she doesn't move. The guy rear-ends her immediately pushing her out of the way and he rolls to a stop in her exact old spot. The guy looks over at the cops like he hasn't done a THING wrong. Like "so?" He has giant aviators on and is Hispanic and looks exactly like T.I. They pull him out of the car and he's wearing four pairs of jeans.

I was high when I was watching this and it was the funniest thing I had seen.

2/7/2011 7:05:27 PM

COPS is the best show in the history of television and I will not hear any nay-saying about it

2/7/2011 7:15:29 PM

is that a crack pipe in your pocket?

2/7/2011 7:16:44 PM

Quote :

"Man, these is mah cousins pants.."

2/7/2011 7:16:51 PM

.

[Edited on February 7, 2011 at 7:21 PM. Reason : .]

2/7/2011 7:20:21 PM