In plain English this is basically what L was saying in this verse:

In the game of hip hop, Big L's known as the best,
and anybody who doubted that, got embarrassed.
Microphones I grab and destroy, enemies I fight and shoot at,
Big L, not saying true? Man, there's no chance of that.
I spit nice rhymes 'til the beat fades, having sex with chicks who have big legs,
I have a reputation for punching fake people in the face.
I don't need anybody's help, I have sex with various women,
and people are hearing my music because it spreads rapidly.
You have a lot of people in your group but my group has more well known names,
I'm slick and effortless with my rhyme delivery,
and I'm making more of an impact then,
that guy Mike Tyson.
I'm really good,
I might lyrically cut or stab
a sucker if given enough money,
then crush / devour him like his was food.
The Big L is associated with wearing jewelry,
making bodies fall and defeating groups by shooting guns.
I'm really fast at shooting my weaponry,
in order to kill a victim,
and I'm so clever and convincing that I could have consensual sex with an abstinent, virgin woman.
MCs pretend that they use firearms,
talking the talk of criminals but not following through on the shooting, they shouldn't even pretend,
or else I'll show you what it's really like,
I'm that skilled,
I'm not even close to out of money,
step to or threaten me and I'll shoot my gun.
Big L is someone you wouldn't dare and say is not talented,
try it and you'll be punched in the mouth.
My style is unfiltered man, I'm everything you could possibly need in an MC.
I'm bigger than the other creatures my size,
I'm known to threaten or bully people out of their money,
we don't do drive bys like California, in Harlem we slowly walk up and kill you.
There's no doubt I'm carrying a weapon or two,
'cause at the moment you are hearing life from Big L's perspective.
I'm not the kind of guy to go places with women,
I just have rough sex with them,
and once I'm satisfied I just leave her alone.
You think L's sexually inexperienced? That's stupid.
Because if L had a sexually transmitted disease, it'd be spread to all the beautiful women in the area already.
I'm a brilliant thug and I'm well endowed,
I constantly have hot women jumping on my lap and we can't even communicate in the same language.

2/8/2011 5:15:28 PM

More fishing vids, please.

2/8/2011 5:24:36 PM

I've got drug spots from New York to Canada
cause Big L be fuckin with more keys than a janitor

2/8/2011 5:25:46 PM

i dont understand that niggerspeak

2/8/2011 5:26:34 PM

this is what uncle steve is saying:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9LxqoR79P0

FISHING VIDEO YO

2/8/2011 5:30:57 PM

i tried to emulate uncle steve

failing miserably, i met him out on the eno one day and clearly he has more than waterproof kodak camera. hes walkin around with a GPS and a full ass camera and tripod

lol.

2/8/2011 5:34:57 PM

Firstly, I would like to begin by acknowledging all of my friends. Clarence and my older brother Lee are definitely supporting me in all endeavors. They are fully committed to our record label, and would rather die that cease supporting it. Due to out high level of commitment to both each other and our profession, we are currently conquering all venues where our music would be played. I suggest you find time to come see us perform, as it would be well worth your while.

Now that we've gotten the pleasantries out of the way, I demand that you ensure my microphone's volume is at the appropriate level. This menial task, however, does not allow you to ignore the production level that we at this record label hold so dear. For the record, I would also advise you to make sure that you have secured a solid relationship with your feminine sexual counterpart if relations in the bedroom are not particularly strong, as I will certainly play the brigand and steal her from you. I do not understand your disdain for my success as the Chief Executive of Flamboyant Entertainment.

I have captured the hearts and minds of my audience, forcing them to forget my on-stage predecessor. When my brother Lee returns from his prison stint, the black fellows in the neighborhood will be upset as he immediately displaces them from their drug corners. I have considered this for many hours, as I am quite familiar with the mental fortitude required to live in the Harlem area of New York City.

You will never find my person in or around areas where you would encounter constables - and I have been well known to catch young black men off-guard and sans defense of my terrific rhyme creation ability. Oftentimes I find myself thinking back on times where the per capita crime ratio was much larger. When those times seep into my thoughts, I generally tend to replicate criminal actions of old.

[Edited on February 8, 2011 at 6:39 PM. Reason : .]

2/8/2011 6:38:43 PM

Harlem World keep holdin it down, for Big L

2/8/2011 8:25:39 PM

2/8/2011 8:34:51 PM

Begin at 7:10.

2/8/2011 8:35:13 PM

lol god bless uncle steve

2/9/2011 8:29:50 AM