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BULLETIN – IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED

PETEY PAB HAS ISSUED A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY… EFFECTIVE FROM 9PM TONIGHT UNTIL NOON TOMORROW… FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS IN CENTRAL NORTH CAROLINA:

ROCKY MOUNT… ANGIER… SPRING LAKE… HALIFAX COUNTY… COATS… UMMM… BUNN… NASHVILLE… ROANOKE RAPIDS… DOWN SOUTH… FAYETTEVILLE… LET ME THINK… JOHNSTON COUNTY… MIDDLESEX… SELMA… SMITHFIELD… CLINTON… SPRING LAKE… DURHAM… RALEIGH… PROLLY ADD IN GOLDSBORO…

AND ALL THEM LITTLE BITTY HICK TOWNS…

RESIDENTS OF AREAS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE THEIR SHIRTS OFF… TWIST IT 'ROUND THEIR HANDS… SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER…

STAY TUNED TO NOAA WEATHER RADIO OR ANY OTHER STATION BESIDES K97.5 FOR UP TO THE MINUTE WEATHER INFORMATION… BEEF WITH K97.5 IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE…

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PABLO

[Edited on February 9, 2011 at 8:14 PM. Reason : ]

2/9/2011 8:08:18 PM

so close

2/9/2011 8:09:23 PM

valiant effort, heart in right place

2/9/2011 8:10:30 PM

don't give up now, you're almost there!

2/9/2011 8:15:00 PM

I'm not exactly sure what I did to displease you, internet

2/9/2011 9:19:26 PM

flail.

2/9/2011 9:19:43 PM

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2/9/2011 10:42:13 PM

yeah, I know... I changed it so it matched this event

And I took out that nasty line about feet crammed into the headboard... that sounded uncomfortable

2/9/2011 10:43:30 PM

I love you tenaciousC

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

2/9/2011 10:47:49 PM